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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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DDD Mom told me tonight that Mothers Against Greg Abbott are urging folks to plant little red flags in their yards to remember each death by mass shooting in TX under Abbott. Something like 140+ (math is hard). 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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It’s sad that i can only remember the recent ones and the ones that are 10+.

what a world.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

It’s sad that i can only remember the recent ones and the ones that are 10+.

what a world.

Sutherland Springs and El Paso have dropped out of the conscious of a lot of people.

Sutherland Springs and El Paso have dropped out of the conscious of a lot of people.

Disagree. I have a lot of friends for whom El Paso is still very front and center in their minds. Go figure they’re members of the targeted community.
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Oh yeah smartypants? How many people were NOT killed or injured in mass shootings?
And furthermore, “But Chicago!”

CRT kills twice as many people you libcucks!

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Twitter gave me a week long timeout for telling this fuckstick to wheel himself off a cliff. 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Twitter gave me a week long timeout for telling this fuckstick to wheel himself off a cliff. 

Should've buried the accusation in some rambling false-flag cosplay about the Left.

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13 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

MAGAs don’t want a president who lost to a tree

They apparently want a president who lost to a <checks notes> senile old man, though.

On 5/9/2023 at 12:17 PM, jimmyjazz said:

They apparently want a president who lost to a <checks notes> senile old man, though.

False equivalency 

On 5/8/2023 at 9:28 PM, Beau Vine said:

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does it count towards the total if they are illegal immigrants?

We need a compromise on that number.  Maybe 3/5?

Every time I see "Betty Bowers" I think "Betty Blackwell".

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2 hours ago, pacman said:

 

 

yeah, my kid's school of over 1,000 students was half empty yesterday due to a threat circulating that the school deemed "non-credible." How should parents react to that? What do we do to reduce the chance of such events? How 'bout nothing and just pray it doesn't happen again, to our own kids. Fucking unacceptable.

42 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

yeah, my kid's school of over 1,000 students was half empty yesterday due to a threat circulating that the school deemed "non-credible." How should parents react to that? What do we do to reduce the chance of such events? How 'bout nothing and just pray it doesn't happen again, to our own kids. Fucking unacceptable.

We had a similar thing. It was a social media “joke” out of florida.
 

https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/crime/2023/05/05/florida-school-threat-ends-in-arrest-of-coral-gables-girl-18/70189721007/

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:


Oh you DO know her?

OK I'm a bit buzzed, but don't THINK I'm going crazy, this is for the oldsters. Back in the 80's 90's could have been early 2000s, there was another female lawyer here in Austin, she was blonde, kind of a perm hairstyle and wore what I can only describe as a Boy George hat, or a pork pie hat I guess.  I cannot remember her name to save my life (or bail me out), anybody remember her or is this just a Mandela effect thing going on....

OK I'm a bit buzzed, but don't THINK I'm going crazy, this is for the oldsters. Back in the 80's 90's could have been early 2000s, there was another female lawyer here in Austin, she was blonde, kind of a perm hairstyle and wore what I can only describe as a Boy George hat, or a pork pie hat I guess.  I cannot remember her name to save my life (or bail me out), anybody remember her or is this just a Mandela effect thing going on....

I remember her but can’t think of her name.
32 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


I remember her but can’t think of her name.

Should have know I could search one of those Austin-centric facebook groups and find it...  it was Janet Stockard

 

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only one typo (well it turned into 5 (make it 6 now), four in this here edit box, that last tripel I had is setting in...)

I'm not QUITE as old as Armybrat (although I do live in his wife's home town of Taylor, maybe that has something to do with it), but I do miss a simpler time with simple technology and shitty local commercials....

 

And yes I know I am derailing the thread, but can we just maybe not think about this impotent, twig-legged mother fucker for a few minutes.  And I'm not making fun of no cripples (see the Monkees "Head" for reference), as Gordie Lachance said, "No Ace, just you..."  (my pop culture references come out when I get drunk, back to your regularly scheduled programming)

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

So what was Bryan’s problem?

44 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

And yes I know I am derailing the thread, but can we just maybe not think about this impotent, twig-legged mother fucker for a few minutes.  And I'm not making fun of no cripples (see the Monkees "Head" for reference), as Gordie Lachance said, "No Ace, just you..."  (my pop culture references come out when I get drunk, back to your regularly scheduled programming)

Lobo?

17 hours ago, kevwun said:

We need a compromise on that number.  Maybe 3/5?

ISWYDT

12 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

And yes I know I am derailing the thread, but can we just maybe not think about this impotent, twig-legged mother fucker for a few minutes.  And I'm not making fun of no cripples (see the Monkees "Head" for reference), as Gordie Lachance said, "No Ace, just you..."  (my pop culture references come out when I get drunk, back to your regularly scheduled programming)

Love the Monkees Head reference.

Bravo. 

On 5/7/2023 at 1:28 PM, YGIFS said:

Is this gonna be like one of those playoff bets where Abbott and DeSantis pledge a Texas brisket/crate of Florida oranges for whoever gets the most mass shootings before their term is up?

DeSantis won't be able to pay up on that bet, because he's made sure all the fruit pickers left the state.

Head is a great fucking movie and I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't seen it

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Head is a great fucking movie and I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't seen it

Yes, I too like head.  

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Lobo?

What the fuck do I have to do with this?  You can't just go all Brisket and randomly drag me into shit.  We have to build to that.

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I admit it kind of blows my mind that any tattoo artists(?) would still be giving tattoos like that. Of course, some are just as racist as their customers, I imagine...

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I admit it kind of blows my mind that any tattoo artists(?) would still be giving tattoos like that. Of course, some are just as racist as their customers, I imagine...
I get the impression these weren't done by an artist per se. More likely a fellow Nazi that has a tattoo gun and has gotten really good at doing swastikas.

I can’t remember the last time a texas governor wasn’t an embarrassing pile of shit 

 

Strike that. I can remember…

 

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I can’t remember the last time a texas governor wasn’t an embarrassing pile of shit 
 

Jesus Fucking Christ WTF?
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20 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I can’t remember the last time a texas governor wasn’t an embarrassing pile of shit 

 

I would make Rick Perry Governor for life tomorrow if it would save us one year of Greg Abbott. I would trade him straight up for Dan Patrick. Not joking. He’s the worst governor we have ever had.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I would make Rick Perry Governor for life tomorrow if it would save us one year of Greg Abbott. I would trade him straight up for Dan Patrick. Not joking. He’s the worst governor we have ever had.

 

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34 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I can’t remember the last time a texas governor wasn’t an embarrassing pile of shit 

Greg Abbot, UT Austin and Vanderbilt grad makes Rick Perry, nearly-failed animal husbandry sciences major at aggy, look like an intellectual giant.

State so big with a leadership bar so low 

 

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

I can’t remember the last time a texas governor wasn’t an embarrassing pile of shit 

 

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1 hour ago, NAVY said:

I can’t remember the last time a texas governor wasn’t an embarrassing pile of shit 

 

Get fucking shit on

I'll say it more directly this time. Abbott is a pile of shit. That's my opinion. 

I wish he was someone all texans can look up too despite sides in an argument. Someone that could elevate ethically on issues, but that's not part of his skill set. 

This dominion thing, and Texas doesn't even do business with em, is just glomming onto some make believe first amendment crisis. 

Poor little tucker! No one understands. The reality is that being full of shit in the court system just cost Fox ~750 million. 

So Abbott fan, where is the upside? I'm open minded. What does Abbott provide that secures your vote? 

PS: I'm not calling out anyone specifically. Neg if you want but kinda cool to just debate yo.

What you got? Hook em

 

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