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Heard where he acknowledges the buoys had "drifted" to where about 80% were on the Mexican side. He now says they are back on the "Texus" side with that weird way he has of saying our state's name.

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6 hours ago, CTC2 said:

 

Because that's what Christians in Texas want.

It's absolutely by design.  Abbott would masturbate if he could, over the thought that some Mexican or Central/South American might not try to come north because they had heard that Abbott had families and little kids bused into an area with an active hurricane.

 

On 8/12/2023 at 8:55 PM, Born to Run said:

They have made voting an easy choice. I used to have to study candidates and vote with notes in Texas because both parties had policy views i didnt always support and individual candidates ran on different positions, visions or intensity of devotion to party platform. The GOP has gotten so disgusting.

Oh man, this. Maybe I'll vote for a Republican again one day for something other than a judge.

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Oh man, this. Maybe I'll vote for a Republican again one day for something other than a judge.

Never have and probably won’t. 

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3 hours ago, Bookman said:

Oh man, this. Maybe I'll vote for a Republican again one day for something other than a judge.

i won't even vote for a judge who wants to identify as republican even out of political necessity. i'm a hard fuck you to republicans and i used to be a pretty friendly local vote.

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20 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i won't even vote for a judge who wants to identify as republican even out of political necessity. i'm a hard fuck you to republicans and i used to be a pretty friendly local vote.

100% this.  If you want to identify yourself with the party that enabled a coup - full or otherwise - you have my full fuck you for life.  There's no walking back from that one.  

32 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i won't even vote for a judge who wants to identify as republican even out of political necessity. i'm a hard fuck you to republicans and i used to be a pretty friendly local vote.

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5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Heard where he acknowledges the buoys had "drifted" to where about 80% were on the Mexican side. He now says they are back on the "Texus" side with that weird way he has of saying our state's name.

If Harold tracks as some models suggest, those buoys will be, shall we say, drifting, further.

On 8/12/2023 at 3:28 PM, Goofyboy said:

The schools are easy to figure out. Remove the Special Education teachers. Put all behavior kids in massive rooms with online learning. The libraries are the new behavior classrooms. Have coaches / security / minimal teachers for questions - save millions and test out mass computer education at the same time. Pearson gets $$$$$.

 

Its even more insidious than that.

Set up public schools to fail. Blame public education when they fail. Use that as rational for private school vouchers. Donors win.

our governor is an embarrassment to this state and this institution of higher learning. my degree is worth less because of him.

oh, and probably a criminal. our governor is probably a criminal too

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

our governor is an embarrassment to this state and this institution of higher learning. my degree is worth less because of him.

oh, and probably a criminal. our governor is probably a criminal too

But it could have been worse.

 
Its even more insidious than that.
Set up public schools to fail. Blame public education when they fail. Use that as rational for private school vouchers. Donors win.

Ditched the special ed/autism support staff a week before school begins. (HISD)
But it could have been worse.

What? Have the illegals parachute into Hawaii while it burned?
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

our governor is an embarrassment to this state and this institution of higher learning. my degree is worth less because of him.

oh, and probably a criminal. our governor is probably a criminal too

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because that's what Christians in Texas want.

For fuck's sake, stop it.  I'll posit "that's what white people in Texas want".  Agreed?

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

For fuck's sake, stop it.  I'll posit "that's what white people in Texas want".  Agreed?

White Christian Republicans?

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Set up public schools to fail. Blame public education when they fail. Use that as rational for private school vouchers. Donors win.

So now that PragerU educational plan, lessons, and videos can officially be used in Texas classrooms as a part of, or in place of the curriculum, and because it was approved by the Texas Comptroller’s Office, are we taking bets on whether Greg had a say in things?

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

White Christian Republicans?

Certainly a more homogenously evil group.

If the buoys were on the Mexico side when those migrants died, please let that shitstain be extradited to stand trial for murder in Mexico.

21 hours ago, CTC2 said:

 

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Ditched the special ed/autism support staff a week before school begins. (HISD)

Those folks aren’t needed anymore. They now have the “behavior” centers in the old library. That’s where all of the “problem” children go now, where they will be virtually taught. This should go beautifully. :/
4 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


Those folks aren’t needed anymore. They now have the “behavior” centers in the old library. That’s where all of the “problem” children go now, where they will be virtually taught. This should go beautifully. :/

Well there should be plenty of room in the old library since they have banned so many books.

Well there should be plenty of room in the old library since they have banned so many books.

HISD is already converting libraries to behavioral rooms.
On 8/22/2023 at 1:06 AM, CTC2 said:

 

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Those folks aren’t needed anymore. They now have the “behavior” centers in the old library. That’s where all of the “problem” children go now, where they will be virtually taught. This should go beautifully. unsure.png
I thought are state government was vehemently against virtual learning.
These are kids that don't matter.

Which is why mine is now at home doing school online and killing it. That said - we are very fortunate to be able to have him home. There are so many parents with kids that are going to be treated worse than they ever have.
9 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


Those folks aren’t needed anymore. They now have the “behavior” centers in the old library. That’s where all of the “problem” children go now, where they will be virtually taught. This should go beautifully. :/

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It seems Abbott has called for an election in November on 14 potential constitutional amendments.

Here are the propositions and the SOS's explanations.

Prop 2 sounds good in principle but I fear it could be a Trojan horse for charter schools to become property tax exempt based on my lack of trust in the lege.

 

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

It seems Abbott has called for an election in November on 14 potential constitutional amendments.

Here are the propositions and the SOS's explanations.

Prop 2 sounds good in principle but I fear it could be a Trojan horse for charter schools to become property tax exempt based on my lack of trust in the lege.

 

 

This part sounds sus:

 

The proposed
amendment also would allow the legislature to define the term “child-care facility” and to
establish additional eligibility requirements to receive the property tax exemption.

If Hot Wheels, Danny Goeb or Briscoe or any of the other usual assholes is for it, I'm voting no.  It's that simple.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

This part sounds sus:

 

The proposed
amendment also would allow the legislature to define the term “child-care facility” and to
establish additional eligibility requirements to receive the property tax exemption.

Yeah, that's the Trojan horse part I was thinking about.

This guy just got 17 years for seditious conspiracy. Nice grin, Mr. Governor.

 

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On 8/31/2023 at 3:19 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

This guy just got 17 years for seditious conspiracy. Nice grin, Mr. Governor.

 

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that guy is a walking red flag. Jesus. right out of central casting

13 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

that guy is a walking red flag. Jesus. right out of central casting

I don't think Abbott can pick up on a walking red flag, much less a sitting one.

Yeah, that's the Trojan horse part I was thinking about.

Most private schools have after school care from 3pm - 6pm. There’s your qualification as an child care facility.

Abbott still gets a win with the idiot MAGA crowd, because Biden did this.

So wait, Abbott doesn't get to prove his loyalty to MAGA nation by playing with inflamed orange balls dipped in toilet water?  And he loses his border protection devices?

Texas taxpayer is the loser here. We pay our taxes so Abbott can display his bona fides to the MAGA that he can kill illegals easier than other governors. Taking the red balls out of the river just give Abbott more credibility with some.

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Texas taxpayer is the loser here. We pay our taxes so Abbott can display his bona fides to the MAGA that he can kill illegals easier than other governors. Taking the red balls out of the river just give Abbott more credibility with some.

They still won't love him enough to give him more than a few percentage points in a Republican Presidential primary.

Judge appointed by Reagan, and designated by SCOTUS CJ John Roberts to Texas.

Deep state.

This is a good thing. I don’t care if the idiot world gets fired up. 

Gee, Wally, whaddya think the Fifth Circuit is gonna say about all this?

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