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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Abbott is a career politician

….and an asshole…..you forgot his most important description.

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SIAP. We almost had a new governor on Saturday. Wisner stopped in time.

 

That security detail was READY. Surprised he didn’t pull his gun 

Get his limp ass off the sideline anyhow, not just from a he’s a piece of shit perspective 

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Wisner stopped in time.

Unfortunately can't say the same for that tree.

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That security detail was READY. Surprised he didn’t pull his gun 

If it had been an Hispanic player, the security detail would have had a justified shooting given Biden/Harris' lax immigration enforcement.

Can we start an NIL fund for Ewers to drill that ball into his temple?

 

16 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Can we start an NIL fund for Ewers to drill that ball into his temple?

 

Ewers 100% thinks Abbott is great.

Not even a smile or a lick of emotion.  What a dick.

31 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Can we start an NIL fund for Ewers to drill that ball into his temple?

 

 

14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

 

I don’t know the backstory but sickening that the governor is celebrating police violence. 

Why the fuck is our governor commenting on this on Twitter?  What a piece of shit.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

 

Abbott celebrating somebody else potentially ending up in a wheel chair?

It's crazy how batshit Greg Abbott has turned out to be. I don't recall him being this much of an asshole when he was on the Texas Supreme Court and was AG.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

 

Well for one thing the suspect put his hands up but the cop went ahead and pancaked him anyway. 

 

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This is the way.

It could have been worse.

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it's a pretty big toss up between us and florida on who has the bigger piece of shit governor.

it’s harder to get a beauticians license than to be a cop in texas 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

it’s harder to get a beauticians license than to be a cop in texas 

as the meme I saw the other day said, it's harder to sell a taco than it is to shoot someone with ar-15. we let the lizard brains win and here we are

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My twitter account just got suspended for suggesting that someone should taze Abbott in the nutsack, even though he wouldn't feel it.

So what is the back story on the FWPD WWE Friday Nitro takedown?

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

LOL... was getting ads for this but had no idea it would take this spin.  LOL.

Do we know if he's trying to stop it?  (seriously)

There is a musical happening about Young Greg Abbott : r/texas

 

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Damn I  miss Lobo

The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore.  So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about.  Just gotta make sure they’re brown.

 

All DPS does these days if pose for photo ops.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

All DPS does these days if pose for photo ops.

These days? That would imply that this is a recent development.

18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore.  So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about.  Just gotta make sure they’re brown.

 

Is he talking about the gang in that picture? 

I’m surprised he’s not going after trees next.

I’m surprised he’s not going after trees next.

Already none. Took aim at ausrins tree ordinane

Greg, why don't you go after the white supremacist gangs that deal meth all throughout the state? Haven't heard of a single initiative on that. 

So pathetically transparent

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

When is the last time Hot Wheels held a press conference?

42 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Greg, why don't you go after the white supremacist gangs that deal meth all throughout the state? Haven't heard of a single initiative on that. 

So pathetically transparent

On the one hand, probably still trying to catch Trump’s attention, all the while nobody around Abbott will tell him the truth - that Trump doesn’t like people in wheel chairs around him.

On the other, and this is completely anecdotal, while dropping my youngest off this morning, I talked to one of the other parents, who is a staffer for a legislator, and she mentioned that her Republican counterparts are “concerned” about some down ballot races that they think Trump is putting into play.  And this was before todays “animals” comments. She said there is some scrambling over finances, donors are being asked to pony up directly to the Texas organizations and even to individual campaigns,  and not Trump Co., and that Abbott seems to give no fucks about the down ballot folks.

 

7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore.  So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about.  Just gotta make sure they’re brown.

 

Abbott probably read about Tren de Aragua in Time magazine.

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott seems to give no fucks about the down ballot folks.

Well, he HAS gone full-on Trumpy, so "fuck those down ballot folks, this is my money" is on brand.

41 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Abbott probably read about Tren de Aragua in Time magazine.

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1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said:

Like Cruz and Paxton, Greg Abbott is a fascist lackey for Gilead in a racist Handmaid's Tale America. That's all he is. Fuck him.

There isn't much room for handicapped people in Trump's America.

Abbott probably read about Tren de Aragua in Time magazine.

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On 9/10/2024 at 7:16 AM, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

 

No, Abbott, this is the way. Insert Abbott in place of elderly man.

 

 

Come on Greg.  Explain how one of your biggest voucher scam advocates, who is also an anti-gay activist, starred in gay porn movies.

 

 

Well I think he'd win a jerk off race against Abbott.

Just now, HenryJames said:

Well I think he'd win a jerk off race against Abbott.

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damn those gays, always jerking him off 

lol this mouthy shit has disappeared

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Doing stupid shit so that his base can masturbate to stupid shit. This dude can't roll his ass out of office fast enough.

1. His buddies hold up border bill.

2. Install razor wires as a publicity stunt.

3. Idiot base goes crazy. Republican voters are god damned idiots.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-new-mexico-border-wire-b2615743.html

In an effort to prevent migrant crossings from the southern border, Texas installed a razor wire along its border with New Mexico, not Mexico — upsetting the southwestern state’s governor.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced on September 14 that his state would be “TRIPLING our razor wire border barriers to deny illegal entry into our state and our country.” However, rather than installing the razor wire along the Rio Grande river bank that faces Mexico, KTSM on Tuesday captured footage of Texas Army National Guard troops installing it along a bank that faces New Mexico.

This newly-laid barrier extends from West Paisano Drive to the Texas side of the Anapra, New Mexico, according to the outlet.

New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham, a Democrat, told The Independent in a statement that Republican Abbott’s latest move was a “political stunt” that will have “will have no meaningful impact on our nation’s broken immigration system.”

The Texas governor “seems to be pushing to make Texas its own country without regard for his neighbors or the fact that Texas is already part of a great nation—the United States,” Lujan Grisham said.

She continued: “If he doesn’t think that New Mexico is important to the overall well-being of Texas, then he must be forgetting about the Permian Basin and the oil industry that straddles our two states. I don’t see him laying concertina wire there.” The New Mexico governor then urged Congressional Republicans to “stop holding up the carefully negotiated, bipartisan agreement they are deliberately stalling in Washington at the expense of our entire nation.”

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