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curious when he'll make am and ut presidents come out against in state rates for non citizens / daca kids ?

florida is once again, ahead of him on this hot button issue 

curious when he'll make am and ut presidents come out against in state rates for non citizens / daca kids ?
florida is once again, ahead of him on this hot button issue 

How could we make Texas dumber?

Abbott has the answers to the questions no one is asking!
21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I don't think any job at a public school (especially in Texas) is "the best job" from here on out.

I don’t think Wheels or Cancun Zodiac is coming at the athletic department 

As for the UT President him leaving for the SMU job only tells me he was sick and tired of the politicians in Austin.  All of them think they can run the University better than the President.

8 minutes ago, Big Frog II said:

As for the UT President him leaving for the SMU job only tells me he was sick and tired of the politicians in Austin.  All of them think they can run the University better than the President.

I think he didn’t like the way some things were handled. He may be too conservative to lead Texas 

21 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think Wheels or Cancun Zodiac is coming at the athletic department 

I have never understood why the governor, a Texas Ex that has done nothing but support the school, is mocked with a nickname that makes fun of his disability on a Texas website. 

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2 minutes ago, statsman said:

I have never understood why the governor, a Texas Ex that has done nothing but support the school, is mocked with a nickname that makes fun of his disability on a Texas website. 

Because he is a fucking asshole. I don’t have to support every Texas Ex who decides to go through life being a piece of shit 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because he is a fucking asshole. I don’t have to support every Texas Ex who decides to go through life being a piece of shit 

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

Edited by statsman

28 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think Wheels or Cancun Zodiac is coming at the athletic department 

This too.  Texas AD isn’t being interfered with by state politicians. And CDC has control of the boosters.

It’s the best gig 

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23 minutes ago, statsman said:

I have never understood why the governor, a Texas Ex that has done nothing but support the school, is mocked with a nickname that makes fun of his disability on a Texas website. 

Because he’s a ghoul and deserves it? I don’t give a shit where he went to school. 

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20 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

The tree put Abbott down, not any of us 

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20 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

FYI, Hot Wheels couldn’t give one damn about your daughter. Maybe chew on that for a bit. 

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21 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

That's a beautiful thought. I wish our governor would take it to heart when dealing with women, non-Christians, LGBTQ people, minorities, public school students, and the poor. When he does that, I'll stop mocking him. 

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25 minutes ago, statsman said:

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

Talking about his opinions and stands makes it CR. Making fun of his broke dick and limp ass legs is football board material. Duh.

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Because he’s a ghoul and deserves it? I don’t give a shit where he went to school. 

I do.  The Rick Perry experience out front told me.

3 minutes ago, cochamps said:

The Rick Perry experience

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35 minutes ago, statsman said:

I have never understood why the governor, a Texas Ex that has done nothing but support the school, is mocked with a nickname that makes fun of his disability on a Texas website. 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

That's a beautiful thought. I wish our governor would take it to heart when dealing with women, non-Christians, LGBTQ people, minorities, public school students, and the poor. When he does that, I'll stop mocking him. 

 

his war on trans kids and their parents is inhumane 

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Because he’s a ghoul and deserves it? I don’t give a shit where he went to school. 

 

all schools have shitty grads 

he fucking gave universities a list of banned words. what kind of 'educated' 'leader' thinks this is 'ok'  ? 

@ztejas who is Greg Abbot? Did a tree fall and crush a T?

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

@ztejas who is Greg Abbot? Did a tree fall and crush a T?

 

if only the tree had finished the job 

 

i'll get this back on track - the next smu ad will be in fund raising mode, over load first. next will be keeping your football and basketball coaches happy. third, start building up non revenue sports. 

this is a very good job, football and basketball are headed in a very positive direction. 

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3 minutes ago, royiv said:

@ztejas who is Greg Abbot? Did a tree fall and crush a T?

T-9, T-10, T-11, and/or T-12

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

@ztejas who is Greg Abbot? Did a tree fall and crush a T?

First title change is free further alterations are $9.95.

1 hour ago, statsman said:

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

Hard to lift someone in a wheelchair

2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Why is a private school AD job better than a public one?   

 

1 hour ago, Big Frog II said:

As for the UT President him leaving for the SMU job only tells me he was sick and tired of the politicians in Austin.  All of them think they can run the University better than the President.

Right there.

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think Wheels or Cancun Zodiac is coming at the athletic department 

They'll come at anything that scores them political points.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Texas AD isn’t being interfered with by state politicians.

Matter of time.   Someone will be forced to write a trans policy soon for the AD and then the DEI examinations in a dept where most of the students are black will be next and it will get way shittier from there.  

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Matter of time.   Someone will be forced to write a trans policy soon for the AD and then the DEI examinations in a dept where most of the students are black will be next and it will get way shittier from there.  

Did you miss November?  DEI is dead in Texas.  Trying hard not to CR this thread.

16 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Did you miss November?  DEI is dead in Texas.  Trying hard not to CR this thread.

Spoiler

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, statsman said:

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

Because criticizing his political stances on a football thread would cause more than a few snowflakes to get their twats so twisted, they might end up needing a wheelchair as well . 

He's a gigantic fucking tool who craves power and will suck anyones dick for more power,  whether that advances the educational mission of the University of Texas or not. He cares about Greg Abbott not UT, and deserves to be mocked for being such a human buttplug. If that offends you, sign up over at Texags. They love the guy. Go be with your kind.

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5 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Depends on the schools. But there is no better AD job than Texas. Just when I thought ztejas could not possibly get any more retarded, this thread rears its head. 

 

6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

The fact that they make fun of his disability is pathetic. They’ll justify it because they disagree with him politically. I’ll never understand why it’s condoned here. Pos rep to you. 

 

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Shitty evil garbage humans get shitty evil garbage things said about them. Don’t be shitty evil garbage. Pretty simple.  

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Shitty evil garbage humans get shitty evil garbage things said about them. Don’t be shitty evil garbage. Pretty simple.  

It occurs to me that the only two politicians I ever met who were actually decent human beings ended up getting slaughtered in elections. Record-setting slaughters, mind you.

Wonder what that says about democracy in general.

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Greg Abbot is a mongoloid asshat and SMU condones hooker killings.

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

Because criticizing his political stances on a football thread would cause more than a few snowflakes to get their twats so twisted, they might end up needing a wheelchair as well . 

He's a gigantic fucking tool who craves power and will suck anyones dick for more power,  whether that advances the educational mission of the University of Texas or not. He cares about Greg Abbott not UT, and deserves to be mocked for being such a human buttplug. If that offends you, sign up over at Texags. They love the guy. Go be with your kind.


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10 hours ago, Blotto said:

He's a gigantic fucking tool who craves power and will suck anyones dick for more power,  whether that advances the educational mission of the University of Texas or not. He cares about Greg Abbott not UT, and deserves to be mocked for being such a human buttplug. If that offends you, sign up over at Texags. They love the guy. Go be with your kind.

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19 hours ago, statsman said:

What I have learned- it is impossible to criticize someone, or their opinions, without mocking disabilities. 

 

his disability is being a shitty human being and a freeloading politician 

Did the posts from the football board really get moved over here? What a bunch of snowflake bitches.

18 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I didn’t say you said that. You said there was a possibility it could happen. You said this because you’re an SMU douche that must remind the board you’re an SMU douche at most opportunities. Then you changed the thread title to obfuscate the idiocy you originated. Because you’re an SMU douche. 

Ooh, Park Cities slapfight!

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22 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The tree put Abbott down, not any of us 

I prefer to think the land of Texas put him down.

But, sure, @Statsman, it is much worse to ridicule a powerful man in a wheelchair than it is to enact policy that actually hurts everyone who is also in a wheelchair. Ask your daughter to finish this old saw, “Sticks and stones …” 

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Fuck gov wheels. He actively fought for tort reform to keep others from doing what he did after that tree failed to finish the job. He’s a POS and deserves to be punched down at. Fuck him.

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27 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Fuck gov wheels. He actively fought for tort reform to keep others from doing what he did after that tree failed to finish the job. He’s a POS and deserves to be punched down at. Fuck him.

Abbott doesn’t realize he is the fucking I in DEI. Without shit like this and advocacy from the ADA he would never be able to roll his ass up into major government buildings. I’m surprised that people haven’t started spray painting the letter I on a bunch of ADA ramps around the Capitol to drive the point across. 

17 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Abbott doesn’t realize he is the fucking I in DEI. Without shit like this and advocacy from the ADA he would never be able to roll his ass up into major government buildings. I’m surprised that people haven’t started spray painting the letter I on a bunch of ADA ramps around the Capitol to drive the point across. 

Actually they need to remove them.   

So, rather than criticize his opinions and stands, you mock his disability? 
 
Every year, I give my daughter, on her birthday, a “wisdom saying”. One year, it was “you can’t lift yourself higher by putting someone else down”. 

What I have learned- it is impossible to criticize someone, or their opinions, without mocking disabilities. 

Sure. Yeah. Counterpoint:
Shitty evil garbage humans get shitty evil garbage things said about them. Don’t be shitty evil garbage. Pretty simple.  

Yep. Directing cruelty at the cruel is its own reward.
“All that hate’s gonna burn you up, kid.”
“Naah. Keeps me warm.”
21 hours ago, statsman said:

What I have learned- it is impossible to criticize someone, or their opinions, without mocking disabilities. 

No. But if they are Nazi or Nazi adjacent fuck em

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep. Directing cruelty at the cruel is its own reward.
“All that hate’s gonna burn you up, kid.”
“Naah. Keeps me warm.”

 

I agree with this sentiment privately, but publicly mocking Abbott as “wheels” undermines our side because it comes across as cruel to all the stupid people who only have a surface level understanding of politics. 

Abbott’s disability needs to be embraced by his opponents as a major stepping stone for how DEI has helped shaped his career and his political success. It is literally the pathway he takes to his office. Handicapped parking, wheelchair ramps, accessible bathrooms and hotel rooms are ubiquitous to our daily lives. It’s an opportunity to plant a seed where the Republicans haven’t already crafted a narrative. 

Nothing could torpedo a career faster than being put on a pedestal by Democrats by becoming the living embodiment of the I in DEI. Dems just have to praise the success of the ADA in allowing for a man like Abbott to be included and able to roll up to the Capitol all on his own and become the Governor of Texas. Even though this is all completely bullshit, voters eat shit like this up the way they do with Ivermectin.

I agree with this sentiment privately, but publicly mocking Abbott as “wheels” undermines our side because it comes across as cruel to all the stupid people who only have a surface level understanding of politics. 
Abbott’s disability needs to be embraced by his opponents as a major stepping stone for how DEI has helped shaped his career and his political success. It is literally the pathway he takes to his office. Handicapped parking, wheelchair ramps, accessible bathrooms and hotel rooms are ubiquitous to our daily lives. It’s an opportunity to plant a seed where the Republicans haven’t already crafted a narrative. 
Nothing could torpedo a career faster than being put on a pedestal by Democrats by becoming the living embodiment of the I in DEI. Dems just have to praise the success of the ADA in allowing for a man like Abbott to be included and able to roll up to the Capitol all on his own and become the Governor of Texas. Even though this is all completely bullshit, voters eat shit like this up the way they do with Ivermectin.

Bullshit. Logic and reason are meaningless and worthless with them. They speak in memes and wrestling moves. Epic body slams are all that resonates with them.
TLDR; the only thing that moves the needle is performative cruelty. So we need to perform better than the GQP.
7 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Abbott’s disability needs to be embraced by his opponents as a major stepping stone

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