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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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Trump looks bored.  Wheels must not be talking about him.

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Not a spine between the three.

always thought Dan Patrick looked like a lesbian cosplaying a Texas elected official. That pic does not change my perception.

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A lesbian, a cripple and an Alzheimer's patient walk into a bar...

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

A lesbian, a cripple and an Alzheimer's patient walk into a bar...

goddamn, right on cue!

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

A lesbian, a cripple and an Alzheimer's patient walk into a bar...

I forget how the rest goes, but the last guy's wife is a whore.

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I forget how the rest goes, but the last guy's wife is a whore.

but he doesn't remember so it's all good.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

All three of those men should be arrested.

for being Patriots? pfft. I question your Americanism!

You just have live in the district 12 months prior to the general election date. 

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Well yeah...duh.  You think Abbott invited him down here and footed the bill so the two of them could do a border fun run?  

random take, I don’t think many are publicly saying it now. Please Poke holes in this hypothesis

Abbot is in a spot nationally that will hurt him in regards to 2024. DeSantis and Noem will take the gloves off and use these empty gestures to pivot from it being a Biden issue at the border to an Abbott issue if he runs for Pres in 2024 (not a Texas issue, not a Republican issue despite 20 years of mostly unchecked rule).

He accepts their empty gestures of 50ish natl guard members now and the narrative grows legs (teehee) of its own, and they remind everybody on Fox News and debates how they helped rescue Texas from the browns, but can’t be too over the top about it. That’s what Huffines and West will do.

Edited by StassneyHorn

Bull Dyke Dan needs to throw a pearlsnap on and fix this narrative on Fox.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ve heard abbott has a 2024 staff 

Actually, it’s 2.024”.  

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wtf that rollng motherfucker better not run for president. he's already peak peter principle.

Abbott is not going to campaign for President.  He's merely jockeying for a cabinet or SCOTUS appointment in 2024, 2028 at the latest.  

Nah. He wants VP

SCOTUS is a thought, picking a VP from TX doesn’t fit my thought process unless they decide to show weakness. I’ll check back after a few more brews

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Nah. He wants VP

Trump despises short people.  No fucking way he's going to drag along a cripple on his ticket.

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

SCOTUS is a thought, picking a VP from TX doesn’t fit my thought process unless they decide to show weakness. I’ll check back after a few more brews

They only pick a VP from Texas if they think Texas is in play.

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They only pick a VP from Texas if they think Texas is in play.

It’ll be in play 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They only pick a VP from Texas if they think Texas is in play.

Oh, Greg is rolling hard in the paint on this border thing so he can be VP and bludgeon Harris for not fixing it as VP. Making himself seem more capable.  They found an issue they can use to beat Biden-Harris over the head for 3 more years  

Trump is 100% playing him, Desantis and Noem against each other.  It’s just an awful reality show.  

All we want is another chance.

“All we are saying…is give trees a chance”
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’ll be in play 

I'm not so sure.  Trump beat Biden 52.1-46.5 . . . is it going to get any closer?

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

100% someone paid trump to show up today 

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3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

“All we are saying…is give trees a chance”

Or as my friend Chance would say, "Give Chance a piece"

44 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not so sure.  Trump beat Biden 52.1-46.5 . . . is it going to get any closer?

Depends on whether they can hold together the qanon block and get them out to vote.  Most of the Qanon types I know, when you check their voting record, it's spotty as fuck.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not so sure.  Trump beat Biden 52.1-46.5 . . . is it going to get any closer?

 

one party is only getting older. Tx continues to slide to Red

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42 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


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You should probably tell Abbott that, because he's sure as hell acting like Texas is in play.  And Trump ain't on the ballot next year, which means the Qanon crowd might not show up at the polls.

Abbott is basing everything he does on what his internal polling is showing.

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You should probably tell Abbott that, because he's sure as hell acting like Texas is in play.  And Trump ain't on the ballot next year, which means the Qanon crowd might not show up at the polls.
Abbott is basing everything he does on what his internal polling is showing.

Abbott is not acting like Texas is in play. Abbott is acting like Cult 45 might primary him.

He’s worried about pissing off the nut jobs during the pandemic by requiring masks etc. aggies hate him just as much as everyone else. he’s definitely doing this stuff to corral all of them back.

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Abbott is not acting like Texas is in play. Abbott is acting like Cult 45 might primary him.

If West was still running the TRP and weaponizing it against Abbott, I would be more inclined to agree with you.

West is out of the picture, George P is hunting down Paxton, and Abbott is better positioned than Huffines with Trump's early endorsement. 

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If West was still running the TRP and weaponizing it against Abbott, I would be more inclined to agree with you.

West is out of the picture, George P is hunting down Paxton, and Abbott is better positioned than Huffines with Trump's early endorsement. 

If you want to see how Abbott and Republicans act when they think Texas is in play, look at the 2019 legislative session, after Democrats made big gains. Look at Abbott coming down with a mask mandate and closing bars in summer 2020, when the talk was that Texas could be competitive in the election, and that Trump could sink the GOP in the statehouse.

Compare to Abbott-GOP 2021: The MAGA Boogaloo. They aren't worried about Democrats. They're all trying to one up each other in placating their idiot base.

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If you want to see how Abbott and Republicans act when they think Texas is in play, look at the 2019 legislative session

The 2021 legislative session with their voting restriction legislation, and the fact that Abbott is desperate to use an emergency session this month to push it through tells me everything I need to know.

They are fucking scared.

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If West was still running the TRP and weaponizing it against Abbott, I would be more inclined to agree with you.

West is out of the picture, George P is hunting down Paxton, and Abbott is better positioned than Huffines with Trump's early endorsement. 

Speaking of Huffines, I drove to Dallas tonight and he has billboards up and down 35 that are pure maga fantasy talking points. It’s sad. 

12 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

This is what Abbott is competing against

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Yep. There’s like 3-4 variations that I saw on 35 between about Waco and West. 

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or as my friend Chance would say, "Give Chance a piece"

There was a porn actress who went by the name of Chance that I wouldn’t have minded having a piece of. I don’t think she’s still active. I’m pretty sure she only had a brief career. But she was a cutie  

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15 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Abbott is not acting like Texas is in play. Abbott is acting like Cult 45 might primary him.

This. Trump America ain't voting for no cripple for VP. Abbott is a feckless tool who is trying to stay one step ahead of Huffines and the rest of the Q loons.

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of Huffines, I drove to Dallas tonight and he has billboards up and down 35 that are pure maga fantasy talking points. It’s sad. 

I went this weekend and meant to mention that.  ABOLISH PROPERTY TAXES!

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There was a porn actress who went by the name of Chance that I wouldn’t have minded having a piece of. I don’t think she’s still active. I’m pretty sure she only had a brief career. But she was a cutie  

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Ohio, not even once.

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Ohio, not even once.

Wtf does that even mean? Never mind. I don’t give a fuck. 

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