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Yet another golden opportunity for a bigwig MAGAt to get the very best treatment and private, personal care and then declare Covid's really no big deal and everyone should just nut up and carry on with life as usual.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand greg abbott has covid.

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So legit question, if he becomes incapacitated, does that mean Dan Patrick is Gov or would it be Dade Phelan? My Texas civics classes were 30 years ago.

2 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Yet another golden opportunity for a bigwig MAGAt to get the very best treatment and private, personal care and then declare Covid's really no big deal and everyone should just nut up and carry on with life as usual.

Vaccinated, daily testing, access to latest treatments despite being asymptomatic. Interdasting. 

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So legit question, if he becomes incapacitated, does that mean Dan Patrick is Gov or would it be Dade Phelan? My Texas civics classes were 30 years ago.

I doubt he'll have any serious health problems or concerns. He was (allegedly) fully vaccinated AND is getting the absolute best treatment option available. 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

I doubt he'll have any serious health problems or concerns. He was (allegedly) fully vaccinated AND is getting the absolute best treatment option available. 

Oh, I know.  But humor me.  

I hope that he is okay but if he isn’t…

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Somebody could push him down some stairs and say that in his weakened Covid state he was delirious and made a bad decision.  Hypothetically.

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Vaccinated, daily testing, access to latest treatments despite being asymptomatic. Interdasting. 

 

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

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2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I doubt he'll have any serious health problems or concerns.

You 100% know that he is going to end up completely asymptomatic and experience no hardship from this. 

Just now, DonkeyCigars said:

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

 

 

Is this a real question?

7 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Yet another golden opportunity for a bigwig MAGAt to get the very best treatment and private, personal care and then declare Covid's really no big deal and everyone should just nut up and carry on with life as usual.

And he can probably get by with only half a dose.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Vaccinated, daily testing, access to latest treatments despite being asymptomatic. Interdasting. 

 

boss says he got regeneron as well - it's standard procedure even for vaxxed/asymptomatic or some such. 

Just now, DonkeyCigars said:

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

Are you seriously asking this?  We're 18 months into this shit and people still don't know the basics.  JFC.

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Just when I thought we'd experienced peak Donkey a while back.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He’s asking this about a guy who scored millions from a personal injury lawsuit who capped personal injury lawsuits.

he will be totally fine.  he, unlike the useful idiots he leverages, was fully vaccinated.

i find it a bit ridiculous though that he's undertaking a full regeneron treatment.

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Oh, I know.  But humor me.  

LG of course.  Just like how Perry took over for Shrub when he resigned to become POTUS. 

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If he'd worn a mask in a setting with other people, he probably wouldn't have gotten it. 

1 minute ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

yes dude - that's why wearing facemasks is STILL IMPORTANT! A facemask physically impedes the main spreading mechanism of COVID - droplets released as we breathe and talk.

3 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

seriously, what the fuck is your deal?

1 minute ago, trauma babe said:

Just when I thought we'd experienced peak Donkey a while back.

I claim Peak Donkey band name.

*should be clear that SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19 describe 2 different things*

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***Didn't refresh page, @TexArcher got it first 

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5 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

This is fucking incredible. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LG of course.  Just like how Perry took over for Shrub when he resigned to become POTUS. 

I had forgotten about that.  Maybe tried to block it all from my memory.  

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Is this a real question?

Yea real question and I'll take my lumps as a dummy and just google it because I'm apparently beyond stupid, but just to try and defend my question:

I had covid-19 (pre-vaccines as an option) and it kicked my butt. I've also been vaxxed around the same time as Abbott with same vaccine. Just curious if you can be asymptomatic and not know it at all. Like, nothing, not even a little bit of fatigue or headache or whatever it is that presents as allergies, etc. 

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Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.
I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

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6 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Could you be covid-19 positive and not know it because you aren't subject to daily or weekly testings and are asymptomatic? This has made me think.

I was fully vaxxed Pfizer around the same time as Gov. Abbott, and you just never know these days...

Yeah, negged for stupidity.  

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2 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

I had covid-19

shocking.

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

yes dude - that's why wearing facemasks is STILL IMPORTANT! A facemask physically impedes the main spreading mechanism of COVID - droplets released as we breathe and talk.

That's crazy. I was today years old when this landed for me. My mind is blown. and yes, I'm ignorant beyond belief, apparently, I'll admit that!

5 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Yea real question and I'll take my lumps as a dummy and just google it because I'm apparently beyond stupid, but just to try and defend my question:

I had covid-19 (pre-vaccines as an option) and it kicked my butt. I've also been vaxxed around the same time as Abbott with same vaccine. Just curious if you can be asymptomatic and not know it at all. Like, nothing, not even a little bit of fatigue or headache or whatever it is that presents as allergies, etc. 

do you know what asymptomatic means? give you a hint, "a" means "without" and "symptom" means "symptom."

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Is he swam? Like is that what’s happening 

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abbott covid positive?
 

 

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Just now, SEC said:

do you know what asymptomatic means? give you a hint, "a" means "without" and symptom means symptom.

well yea, but what I thought I heard was that truly asymptomatic was only happening in children and babies and teens/adults had symptoms that presented, from the extreme to the most basic that had people assured they were dealing with seasonal allergies or just a headache or whatever.

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36 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It will be a shame if he gets pretty sick and every hospital is full.

Thoughts and prayers.  I wish him a quick, painless death at home.

I wish I knew how to embed the Ike Clanton "Well I hope you die" meme but can't figure it out.  Yeah I'm an old apparently.

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3 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

well yea, but what I thought I heard was that truly asymptomatic was only happening in children and babies and teens/adults had symptoms that presented, from the extreme to the most basic that had people assured they were dealing with seasonal allergies or just a headache or whatever.

 

8 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Yea real question and I'll take my lumps as a dummy and just google it because I'm apparently beyond stupid, but just to try and defend my question:

I had covid-19 (pre-vaccines as an option) and it kicked my butt. I've also been vaxxed around the same time as Abbott with same vaccine. Just curious if you can be asymptomatic and not know it at all. Like, nothing, not even a little bit of fatigue or headache or whatever it is that presents as allergies, etc. 

This gave me an asymptomatic headache. 

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