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I fully admit that I'm not being a very good person right now, but upon seeing that news update pop up on my phone, my reaction was, "Fuck you Abbott. I hope you fucking suffer."

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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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15 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

look, dude, this has got to be a troll post. it took until today for you to understand that wearing masks has way less to do about you, and far more to do about those around you, in order to PREVENT THE SPREAD OF A PANDEMIC A YEAR AND 6 MONTHS INTO IT?

jesus fucking christ.

Honestly, and this is not a defense just an excuse I guess, between the stop and starts with masks I haven’t paid attention to anything about it— at first it was masks don’t help and save them for professionals, then it was actually masks work, then it was don’t wear masks if you are fully backed because it sends a bad message to recovery, to now back to masks. I’ve just tried to keep it simple: get the vax, wear a mask where required in public, and stay out of the berth of strangers generally speaking.

Anyways

23 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

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3 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

Honestly, and this is not a defense just an excuse I guess, between the stop and starts with masks I haven’t paid attention to anything about it— at first it was masks don’t help and save them for professionals, then it was actually masks work, then it was don’t wear masks if you are fully backed because it sends a bad message to recovery, to now back to masks. I’ve just tried to keep it simple: get the vax, wear a mask where required in public, and stay out of the berth of strangers generally speaking.

Anyways

god you're dumb. You should maybe pay attention to the thing out there that has killed more people than the entire populations of 5 states beyond "masks bad."

It was never "masks don't work," it was "we don't know if this virus is air born, and if it's not, masks don't stop the transmission because we think it's contact to contact, and we need to save masks for doctors so don't hoard them." Then it was "oh shit, evidence is that the virus IS air born, masks work." And it's never fucking changed since.

Like, these are things I learned in the 4th grade.



 


Standing room only? Lol well...
39 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

I don't know what that means, but I am sensing it's an insult...which is fair right now.

you don't say

Honestly, and this is not a defense just an excuse I guess, between the stop and starts with masks I haven’t paid attention to anything about it— at first it was masks don’t help and save them for professionals, then it was actually masks work, then it was don’t wear masks if you are fully backed because it sends a bad message to recovery, to now back to masks. I’ve just tried to keep it simple: get the vax, wear a mask where required in public, and stay out of the berth of strangers generally speaking.
Anyways

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On account of his vaccination, do they think Abbott will be able to kick this? 

I thought you were supposed to take miracle horse deworming paste. The apple flavor, like maw maw used to make.

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2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

On account of his vaccination, do they think Abbott will be able to kick this? 

He's gonna roll right through it. 

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

On account of his vaccination, do they think Abbott will be able to kick this? 

Well hopefully, they're pumping him full of horse deworming paste and hydroxychloroquine.  Maybe inject him with some bleach and shove a strobe light up his ass, just to be sure...

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6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


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What did we do to deserve this death cult that can never be voted out?

Uh, we voted them in?

this been posted?

wonder how many of those people he infected with covid and what the vax rate of that old white people crowd is?

Bold move to give a horse with two busted legs apple-flavored paste.  They used to deal with injuries like that a bit differently in my day.

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Same as a few posts above, but the "not yet available to the public" part needs to be emphasized.

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3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Do these fucking ghouls ever die?

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2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Do these fucking ghouls ever die?

Evil never does.

40 minutes ago, Captainant said:

DeSantis' top donor is also an owner of Regeneron and the CEO of Citadel Securities - you know, the shitheels manipulating stocks like GME and AMC with massive uncovered short plays

 

 

 

 

way more money in putting out forest fires than in preventing their start.

3 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

 

Same as a few posts above, but the "not yet available to the public" part needs to be emphasized.

I hate him so, so, so much.  Evil, lying, hypocritical piece of fucking shit.

21 minutes ago, Chooky said:

On account of his vaccination, do they think Abbott will be able to kick this? 

No he will not be able to

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9 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

this been posted?

wonder how many of those people he infected with covid and what the vax rate of that old white people crowd is?

one can only hope it's 

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5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Do these fucking ghouls ever die?

Rarely, their power gives them access to the best healthcare and medicine not available to the public.

Third shots are available to the public.  I was just browsing the HEB for one.  They are limited to immunocompromised, and not the general public.  Abbott may qualify based on some medications he is taking or other aspects of his paralysis that we may not be fully aware of. Or maybe he jumped the line. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Third shots are available to the public.  I was just browsing the HEB for one.  They are limited to immunocompromised, and not the general public.  Abbott may qualify based on some medications he is taking or other aspects of his paralysis that we may not be fully aware of. Or maybe he rolled the start. 

 

still relevant:

 

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

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Why do their supporters see this and still go against vaccines and masks and common sense?

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

still relevant:

 

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3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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 Never noticed that before.

34 minutes ago, Chooky said:

On account of his vaccination, do they think Abbott will be able to kick this? 

Only if we withstand the initial symptoms.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do their supporters see this and still go against vaccines and masks and common sense?

Dunno. I follow a local radio station from my hometown on FB, because they're the best source for information about what's going on out there.

Yesterday, they posted a story about the hospital filling up. Here are the replies to a comment from someone pleading for others to get vaxxed:

  • vaers.com is showing many vaccine injuries and deaths, no thanks.
  • They say that the Vaccinated are getting impacted worse
  • they get more sick than the unvaccinated, facts from a doctor.
  • Lord forbid you ask people to change there well being instead of pushing nonsense in our body!!!
  • Maybe shut down the borders???!!!
  • Were these sick people also vaccinated? Other hospitals are reporting that those they are admitting were vaccinated.

The stupid...it burns.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Dunno. I follow a local radio station from my hometown on FB, because they're the best source for information about what's going on out there.

Yesterday, they posted a story about the hospital filling up. Here are the replies to a comment from someone pleading for others to get vaxxed:

  • vaers.com is showing many vaccine injuries and deaths, no thanks.
  • They say that the Vaccinated are getting impacted worse
  • they get more sick than the unvaccinated, facts from a doctor.
  • Lord forbid you ask people to change there well being instead of pushing nonsense in our body!!!
  • Maybe shut down the borders???!!!
  • Were these sick people also vaccinated? Other hospitals are reporting that those they are admitting were vaccinated.

The stupid...it burns.

So 180 degrees from reality.  As usual.

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Dunno. I follow a local radio station from my hometown on FB, because they're the best source for information about what's going on out there.

Yesterday, they posted a story about the hospital filling up. Here are the replies to a comment from someone pleading for others to get vaxxed:

  • vaers.com is showing many vaccine injuries and deaths, no thanks.
  • They say that the Vaccinated are getting impacted worse
  • they get more sick than the unvaccinated, facts from a doctor.
  • Lord forbid you ask people to change there well being instead of pushing nonsense in our body!!!
  • Maybe shut down the borders???!!!
  • Were these sick people also vaccinated? Other hospitals are reporting that those they are admitting were vaccinated.

The stupid...it burns.

for fuck's sake

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So 180 degrees from reality.  As usual.

 

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

for fuck's sake

And people wonder why rural America is (literally) dying.

Edit: I'll admit to getting nostalgic sometimes, but there's a reason why I (and most other college educated) will never go back. It's not the town per se, it's the fucking people.

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9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Dunno. I follow a local radio station from my hometown on FB, because they're the best source for information about what's going on out there.

Yesterday, they posted a story about the hospital filling up. Here are the replies to a comment from someone pleading for others to get vaxxed:

  • vaers.com is showing many vaccine injuries and deaths, no thanks.
  • They say that the Vaccinated are getting impacted worse
  • they get more sick than the unvaccinated, facts from a doctor.
  • Lord forbid you ask people to change there well being instead of pushing nonsense in our body!!!
  • Maybe shut down the borders???!!!
  • Were these sick people also vaccinated? Other hospitals are reporting that those they are admitting were vaccinated.

The stupid...it burns.

I think we would be better off as a society if a lot of these people did make it. Survival of the fittest.

36 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

this been posted?

wonder how many of those people he infected with covid and what the vax rate of that old white people crowd is?

I paused the video a couple of times to see if I could spot 1 person wearing a mask.  Nope.  

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do their supporters see this and still go against vaccines and masks and common sense?

Because they’re stupid and miserable

I bet those people don’t have third shots. 

28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why do their supporters see this and still go against vaccines and masks and common sense?

Common sense went out the window years ago with these brainwashed  cocksuckers

33 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

way more money in putting out forest fires than in preventing their start.

have you factored in rake sales to your calculations? 

28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Third shots are available to the public.  I was just browsing the HEB for one.  They are limited to immunocompromised, and not the general public.  Abbott may qualify based on some medications he is taking or other aspects of his paralysis that we may not be fully aware of. Or maybe he jumped the line. 

I gotta imagine enthusiastically licking Trump's asshole on the regular doesn't do your immune system any favors. 

Here's a photo from yesterday where the school district held a back-to-school convocation for faculty and staff.

 May be an image of one or more people, people standing and indoor

Vaccination rates: 

  • 26% for all residents
  • 31% for age 12+
  • 52% for age 65+

 

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Purely for political entertainment, how does that crazy fuckstick Huffines use this against Abbott?

Purely for political entertainment, how does that crazy fuckstick Huffines use this against Abbott?

Make fun of him for getting the vax and thinking it was real. Dumbass Abbott promoted a fake vax and still got the fake flu and didn’t get sick. He’s forcing us into a fake pandemic to take control of our freedom

Pretty obvious
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I hope that he is okay but if he isn’t…

/ Gritty gif 

Fuck him.  I hope he dies.

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