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2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Texas Repubs like the Q-narrative so much -- they want to cancel anyone who stands up to the massive delusion that serves as the backbone for trumpism. 

Pathetic. Reckless. Aiding and Abetting. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-social-media-bill-censorship-signed-law-governor-abbott/

Communist in nature - the Tex Repubs want to assert State control over the private sector like some got damm Maoist Cult. They see the commies doing it in Red China - and they want to do it in Texas. dumb.

 

I'm waiting for Emma Briant's book to be published because this is so interconnected. ICYDK, Briant looked into Cambridge Analytica back in 2018 and writes about information warfare and propaganda. She's got a new work coming out, Propaganda Machine, that goes into more detail about the company and its many spin offs (in order to hide connections).

 

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  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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It's kinda lame to be honest.

 

47 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's kinda lame to be honest.

 

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Any of you tough-guy alpha males who only bang 10's wanna game this Abbott thing out with me?

"governor Abbott, isn't 6 weeks not enough time for a rape/incest victim to know their pregnant and make abortion arrangements given the trauma of their situation?"

Abbott, "No because we're going to eliminate rapists."

"Okay, isn't 6 weeks not enough time for a woman to know she's pregnant from consensual sex and make abortion arrangements under this new law?"

Abbott, "No because we're going to eliminate consensual pregnancies."  

I mean, if the idea is that we "eliminate" (his word, not mine) the causes of the needs for these abortions.....doesn't it follow that all causes of pregnancies that could result in abortions be eliminated as well?  So which one of you brave patriots and defenders of the unborn is going in for castration first?  You'll be a model to us all.  

54 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's kinda lame to be honest.

 

I don’t know why anyone thinks the Lincoln Project matters at all. Or even is any good. Fuck all those guys. You lead us to this bullshit and now you make commercials. Thanks for the effort

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Any of you tough-guy alpha males who only bang 10's wanna game this Abbott thing out with me?

"governor Abbott, isn't 6 weeks not enough time for a rape/incest victim to know their pregnant and make abortion arrangements given the trauma of their situation?"

Abbott, "No because we're going to eliminate rapists."

"Okay, isn't 6 weeks not enough time for a woman to know she's pregnant from consensual sex and make abortion arrangements under this new law?"

Abbott, "No because we're going to eliminate consensual pregnancies."  

I mean, if the idea is that we "eliminate" (his word, not mine) the causes of the needs for these abortions.....doesn't it follow that all causes of pregnancies that could result in abortions be eliminated as well?  So which one of you brave patriots and defenders of the unborn is going in for castration first?  You'll be a model to us all.  

Look, this is a whole lot easier to understand when you realize that the responsibility for 100% of pregnancies is on the woman.

I think 2022 Dan Patrick is gonna run on, "Look, neither your mouth nor your butthole can get pregnant.  Trust me, I'm Dan Patrick."  

35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Any of you tough-guy alpha males who only bang 10's wanna game this Abbott thing out with me?

"governor Abbott, isn't 6 weeks not enough time for a rape/incest victim to know their pregnant and make abortion arrangements given the trauma of their situation?"

Abbott, "No because we're going to eliminate rapists."

"Okay, isn't 6 weeks not enough time for a woman to know she's pregnant from consensual sex and make abortion arrangements under this new law?"

Abbott, "No because we're going to eliminate consensual pregnancies."  

I mean, if the idea is that we "eliminate" (his word, not mine) the causes of the needs for these abortions.....doesn't it follow that all causes of pregnancies that could result in abortions be eliminated as well?  So which one of you brave patriots and defenders of the unborn is going in for castration first?  You'll be a model to us all.  

Actually, I don't think you have to go that far.  Just establish that sticking your dick in a woman without a condom on and without a pre-existing written agreement that you both want any progeny of your union and will not abort it, is an act of attempted murder or at least reckless endangerment.  In any case, ejaculating in a way that may cause pregnancy without first obtaining written assurance that the progeny will not be aborted should be a crime.

It's only fair.

What if my sperm rat me out for the money?  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

What if my sperm rat me out for the money?  

Sperm snitches get sperm stitches, yo.

What a reflection of our Christian and pro-life priorities. Oh and another reminder how Abbott’s PR stunt about conditions of immigrant children in federal facilities was disingenuous bullshit. 

Unless the foster home is a womb, Republicans don't care. 

36 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What a reflection of our Christian and pro-life priorities. Oh and another reminder how Abbott’s PR stunt about conditions of immigrant children in federal facilities was disingenuous bullshit. 

he was probably already aware of this report and was trying to 'other side' it ahead of its release

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Unless the foster home is a womb, Republicans don't care. 

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In other news abbot has outlawed rape and some rich dudes are going to space.

24 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

In other news abbot has outlawed rape and some rich dudes are going to space.

To….rape it?

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

To….rape it?

It would appear so ...

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wait, so Abbott is gonna outlaw space rape?  Is that Space Force was for this whole time?  

wait. before we go to space to stop rape - we have to stop the epidemic of face raping

 

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55 minutes ago, Lobo said:

wait, so Abbott is gonna outlaw space rape?  Is that Space Force was for this whole time?  

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2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

In other news abbot has outlawed rape and some rich dudes are going to space.

Uh-huh. We know what that leads to:

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Just some good old stories about space sex slaves written by bill barr’s dad who gave Epstein his first job teaching high school students. Totally normal stuff.

Nope, we're not living in a simulation.  NOthing to see here.  totally fucking normal.  Just like God intended.  

Like gothic adjacent.  He wears all black and does some lipstick.  But skips the pierced studs and eyeliner.  

As John Mulaney said, "That's why the Goth kids are so sullen and pissy all the time.  They wake up each morning like, 'Oh God, I gotta put all that shit on again'."  

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Who are those turds?

Jimmie Vaughan and Eric Clapton, no?

Eh, even though Clapton is known to be kind of a nutter, it's not always possible for celebrities to avoid those photo ops.  I wouldn't hold it against Jimmie Vaughan until he actually endorses Abbott.  Sometimes they just have to be in the shot.

I guess all young white guys turn into old white guys in the end.
This is our concern dude
3 hours ago, Restless Native said:

I guess all young white guys turn into old white guys in the end.

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Oh, the butt hurt is strong in old mark

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17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Whoah, whoah, whoah.  "Watching reruns of Seinfeld all day"???

Let's keep this sophisticated.  

32 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Whoah, whoah, whoah.  "Watching reruns of Seinfeld all day"???

Let's keep this sophisticated.  

It is coming to Netflix...

Could the MAGA crowd throw the primary to Huffines?

Probably not - Abbot got 1.4 million votes to Barbara Krueger's 125,000 votes in the 2018 primary.

But Abbot is sure as hell acting like he's got to get that MAGA vote, which circles back to 2024.

On 9/16/2021 at 1:26 PM, Beau Vine said:

Who are those turds?

They are just turds.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

the fucking Mogwai is nipping at his wheels

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Could the MAGA crowd throw the primary to Huffines?
Probably not - Abbot got 1.4 million votes to Barbara Krueger's 125,000 votes in the 2018 primary.
But Abbot is sure as hell acting like he's got to get that MAGA vote, which circles back to 2024.

The risk is that if he’s not MAGA enough, those voters back Huffines in a losing primary effort and then sit out the general because he’s not their guy.

Since the Dems have apparently decided to not even have a candidate this go round it doesn’t matter. 

Since the Dems have apparently decided to not even have a candidate this go round it doesn’t matter. 

Dems are rollin the ole rope a dope out there #boldmovecotten
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