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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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#4053
4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Why in the blue fuck would the University of Texas allow Governor Abbott, any fucking governor of elected official, to give a partisan interview to a partisan media outlet in the middle of its mother fucking football stadium?  Can Hartzel at least let folks know that the University does not endorse Abbott's views expressed in that interview, or even some watered-down "we take no position on these matters" message?  Am I the only one infuriated by this?

They don't have a choice.

Agggy has to be extremely uncomfortable right now that the Trumpiest Gov candidates are UT grads and one of them is holding an interview at DKR bashing Biden and being ignorant.

#4054
3 hours ago, Js1 said:

And we joined the SEC.

This is what the University of Texas is now. 

Can't spell incest without SEC.

#4055

Abbott is burning bridges with a lot of people.  He is clearly scared shitless that his political career is in trouble, either because he's afraid he'll lose Trump's love endorsement, or because the Mogwai will hit him hard in the primary, or even worse, run MAGA in the general, or because he's afraid that he won't coast in 2024 into the primary.

Or all three.

 

#4056
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott is burning bridges with a lot of people.  He is clearly scared shitless that his political career is in trouble, either because he's afraid he'll lose Trump's love endorsement, or because the Mogwai will hit him hard in the primary, or even worse, run MAGA in the general, or because he's afraid that he won't coast in 2024 into the primary.

Or all three.

 

Maybe he's just a reactionary dipshit like we all thought. The Bowlsby of governers.

#4057

For the next several months this mother fucker is going to roll out of bed each day and do whatever the fuck Huffines tells him.

Edited by South Austin

#4058
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the next several months this mother fucker is going to roll out of bed and do whatever the fuck Huffines tells him.

wait, do you think he sleeps in his wheelchair?

#4060

This is our Governor. What a clown.

Of course, I just learned yesterday that Let’s go Brandon is MAGA for Fuck Joe Biden. 

#4061

Fuck off hotwheels. And fuck you too Hartzell and whoever else was involved in allowing this bullshit to occur at DKR. 

#4062
This is our Governor. What a clown.
Of course, I just learned yesterday that Let’s go Brandon is MAGA for Fuck Joe Biden. 

Same people saying this will also tell you that the libs are full of hate.
#4063
12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Of course, I just learned yesterday that Let’s go Brandon is MAGA for Fuck Joe Biden. 

They are too much of a pussy to say fuck Joe Biden.  Fucking snowflakes. 

#4064
3 minutes ago, Player said:

Fuck off hotwheels. And fuck you too Hartzell and whoever else was involved in allowing this bullshit to occur at DKR. 

Please don't start internet rumors about this being on Hartzell.  This was Eltife's idea, through and through.  Hartzell had no choice in the matter, it's not his stadium. 

Expect more of these going forward, by the way.

#4065
13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is our Governor. What a clown.

Of course, I just learned yesterday that Let’s go Brandon is MAGA for Fuck Joe Biden. 

He's just keeping it real.

He talks like us!

#4066
Just now, Lobo said:

Please don't start internet rumors about this being on Hartzell.  This was Eltife's idea, through and through.  Hartzell had no choice in the matter, it's not his stadium. 

Expect more of these going forward, by the way.

Why can’t they do this shit where it’d sell - Pyle Field.  

#4067
6 minutes ago, Player said:

Fuck off hotwheels. And fuck you too Hartzell and whoever else was involved in allowing this bullshit to occur at DKR. 

Yep.  I'm no BMD, so I don't matter -- see the Liberty Institute bullshit that's coming to UT:

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At least two well-known UT-Austin alumni and conservative donors, oil tycoon Bud Brigham and billionaire businessman Bob Rowling, also have been involved in the project.

....but that said, I am a hard "no" on sending a single dollar to UT as it goes full MAGA.  Nope.  We have now decided to turn our Flagship university into another SEC shithole.  So be it.  I won't be a part of it.

#4068
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Please don't start internet rumors about this being on Hartzell.  This was Eltife's idea, through and through.  Hartzell had no choice in the matter, it's not his stadium. 

Expect more of these going forward, by the way.

We know.

That's why I'm done with UT.  The university has chosen its path.  So be it.  I will not be going along for that ride.

#4070
4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I have tens of dollars available to give to UT but not after this shit!

That's what I'm saying, man!

#4072
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Please don't start internet rumors about this being on Hartzell.  This was Eltife's idea, through and through.  Hartzell had no choice in the matter, it's not his stadium. 

Expect more of these going forward, by the way.

So Randolph duke was right? 

#4074
14 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


That would be a significant improvement.

Here's the horrible truth -- that statement is correct.  A dishonest, naive, but generally well-meaning grifter, would be a huge step up from any of our statewide GQP officials.

#4075

So the Lincoln project can’t run their ad during our game because “it’s political” but the governor can give an interview with Breitbart on the 50 yard line?

Seems legit.

#4076
2 minutes ago, tigol said:

So the Lincoln project can’t run their ad during our game because “it’s political” but the governor can give an interview with Breitbart on the 50 yard line?

Seems legit.

It's consistent.  It's football on two levels catering to money and political pressure from the right.

#4077
36 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

So Randolph duke was right? 

That was my first thought, and it pains me greatly to agree with Randolph Duke.

#4081
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  I'm no BMD, so I don't matter -- see the Liberty Institute bullshit that's coming to UT:

....but that said, I am a hard "no" on sending a single dollar to UT as it goes full MAGA.  Nope.  We have now decided to turn our Flagship university into another SEC shithole.  So be it.  I won't be a part of it.

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UT is becoming everything that aggy and everybody else who hates us, claimed we are.

#4082

i think you mean UT is becoming everything that aggy, and everybody who hates us, is

#4085
We know.
That's why I'm done with UT.  The university has chosen its path.  So be it.  I will not be going along for that ride.

Could Lobo have them stop sending me two emails a day begging for money. Fuck you; you're not getting any pilot to part with money assholes.
#4086

Because I follow a lot of Beto accounts, I occasionally get Texas specific information in my feed.

This is a great thread that spells out what the fat cats are donating and who they are and the vast discrepancy between R fundraising and D fundraising.



Also, I thought this would be of interest if you don’t want to read the whole thread.

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#4087
On 10/21/2021 at 8:29 AM, HenryJames said:

Maybe they thought it was Larry Flynt.

Larry Flynt was, on his worst day, twice the man that Greg will ever be.  

Flynt had courage and conviction.  Greg has neither. 

#4088
5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Larry Flynt was, on his worst day, twice the man that Greg will ever be.  

Flynt had courage and conviction.  Greg has neither. 

I was at a function once and Hot Wheels was there.  Someone asked me if I wanted to meet him and without thinking I said out loud "No, he really doesn't stand for anything".  You would have thought I farted in a crowded room.

#4089

great. my admiration for UT and HEB destroyed in one thread. 

ANYBODY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT DOGS?? 😡 

 

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#4090
12 minutes ago, mchookem said:

great. my admiration for UT and HEB destroyed in one thread. 

Yeah, but he was donating to librool Republicans, so...

To be fair, if Democrats were running the state, he'd be donating to them.  Texas businessman with Texas-based business donates to Texas politicians.

#4091
4 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

i am starting to actively hate eltife

As am I.

Like many others I thought Randolph dukes rant against him after the OU game was totally bizarre and still do, but am now wondering if maybe there wasn’t some grain of truth in it after all.

#4093
Yeah, but he was donating to librool Republicans, so...
To be fair, if Democrats were running the state, he'd be donating to them.  Texas businessman with Texas-based business donates to Texas politicians.


Yep. The minute he starts donating to fucking Huffines, though, I stop shopping at HEB/Central Market.
#4094
7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yep. The minute he starts donating to fucking Huffines, though, I stop shopping at HEB/Central Market.

 

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#4095
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but he was donating to librool Republicans, so...

To be fair, if Democrats were running the state, he'd be donating to them.  Texas businessman with Texas-based business donates to Texas politicians.

Not making me feel better, man!  My feels!

#4096
On 10/21/2021 at 10:27 AM, South Austin said:

Why in the blue fuck would the University of Texas allow Governor Abbott, any fucking governor of elected official, to give a partisan interview to a partisan media outlet in the middle of its mother fucking football stadium?  Can Hartzel at least let folks know that the University does not endorse Abbott's views expressed in that interview, or even some watered-down "we take no position on these matters" message?  Am I the only one infuriated by this?

The same university that pulled anti-Abbott commercials from a game on LHN.

Edited by Steamboat1874

#4097
23 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Because I follow a lot of Beto accounts, I occasionally get Texas specific information in my feed.

This is a great thread that spells out what the fat cats are donating and who they are and the vast discrepancy between R fundraising and D fundraising.
 

 


Also, I thought this would be of interest if you don’t want to read the whole thread.

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Fuck HEB 

#4098
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Fuck HEB 

Hear ye, hear ye! 

No truer words have ever been spoken

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