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1.  Alabama wins 5 NC's after paying offensive lineman 200k 

2.  FL wins 2 NC's after fielding 2 murderers on the same team

3.  Awboin wins first NC since Rock n' Roll was invented after paying 200k to Cam Newton's dad

4.  LSU:  https://ibb.co/Cmk6G2X

 

 

 

LSU should do a self imposed playoff ban this year.  SEC is such a joke.  
 

Of course it means more, you’re paying the players.  Hillbilly dumbfucks.  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LSU should do a self imposed playoff ban this year.  SEC is such a joke.  
 

Of course it means more, you’re paying the players.  Hillbilly dumbfucks.  

Coonass meth heads is the preferred nomenclature.

7 minutes ago, slorch said:

Coonass meth heads is the preferred nomenclature.

Meant the SEC as a whole...coonass only covers LSU...

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Being inclusive!

I would love for UCLA to start paying attention as to what it takes to win at the highest level.  Rules?  We don't need no stinking rules.

10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I would love for UCLA to start paying attention as to what it takes to win at the highest level.  Rules?  We don't need no stinking rules.

I wish Texas would pull its head out of its ass and do the same.  I guess we are content with 8-4 seasons moving forward though...

26 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I would love for UCLA to start paying attention as to what it takes to win at the highest level.  Rules?  We don't need no stinking rules.

 

24 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, there's almost no reason not to cheat at this point. 

100% agree.  NCAA is toothless.  Let's go big and start winning big, again.

Now we know why all those LSU players opted out. They saw this coming. Hopefully, it gets worse.

3 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Watch your cornhole Tulane.

The Green Wave, might have to leave the SEC..?

Still don’t get it...   Cause the song is to the beat of I’ve been working on the railroad and it samples songs does not make it racist at all.  People sample and use beats from songs all the time but that does not make the meaning of that song the same as the old one.  Terrible, ruining one of the best fight songs in the country.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Still don’t get it...   Cause the song is to the beat of I’ve been working on the railroad and it samples songs does not make it racist at all.  People sample and use beats from songs all the time but that does not make the meaning of that song the same as the old one.  Terrible, ruining one of the best fight songs in the country.

Is this your way of pointing out that the NCAA is ridiculous?  By a total non sequitur?

 

19 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Is this your way of pointing out that the NCAA is ridiculous?  By a total non sequitur?

 

Wrong thread........  

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, there's almost no reason not to cheat at this point. 

Yes there is, because we would cheat and still manage to fuck it up and lose.  

46 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

The Green Wave, might have to leave the SEC..?

As in they'll take the brunt of the punishment 

Paging JoJo and the DL... You know we have a new premier coach, right?

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yes there is, because we would cheat and still manage to fuck it up and lose.  

How do you know that's not already happening?

Pretty expedited move by the ncaa to get in LSU 10.5 months later after it was obvious LSU was down.

5 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Yes, all 4 of those programs deserve the death penalty.

Well, the death penalty wasn’t given to school that allowed a coach to rape young boys for years.

Self imposed or "self imposed"?

Edited by WBT

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How do you know that's not already happening?

Fuck off

I wish Texas would pull its head out of its ass and do the same.  I guess we are content with 8-4 seasons moving forward though...

8-4 might be aiming a little high for this year Hoss

54 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How do you know that's not already happening?

Well there’s a 100 percent chance one thing is.

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Just announced they self sanctioned 8 scholarships. No link, and I don't see anything with a quick Google. Pat Forde reported it.

 

A booster gave a parent 180K in stolen money and ODB cant be around the field for a few years because of the "making it rain" incident in January.

 

 

https://www.si.com/college/2020/10/21/lsu-football-self-imposed-sanctions-ncaa

 

Sound like an OUsux stunt. 

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Yeah, there's almost no reason not to cheat at this point. 
Great point made on the radio today about this.

If you were a football coach, and you could pay players to come to your school and win a MNC, who wouldn't give up 8 scholarships for that trophy if that was the penalty?

Need some SMU sanctions but we all know the money is too big now to do so.
4 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

I wish Texas would pull its head out of its ass and do the same.  I guess we are content with 8-4 seasons moving forward though...

Based on the last two games, I'd take 8-4 in a heartbeat and be real content.  As for cheating to win a natty, let's face it, there are no virgins in the playoffs and haven't been since they began.

12 minutes ago, pch said:

Based on the last two games, I'd take 8-4 in a heartbeat and be real content.  As for cheating to win a natty, let's face it, there are no virgins in the playoffs and haven't been since they began.

8-4 would be great since we are only playing ten games and a bowl.

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

8-4 would be great since we are only playing ten games and a bowl.

'Zactlee!!

5 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

I wish Texas would pull its head out of its ass and do the same.  I guess we are content with 8-4 seasons moving forward though...

Judging by the SUV’s our players drove in the early 2000’s we didn’t used to have a problem with cheating.

And to be clear, I’m 100% pro-cheating.

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

Pretty expedited move by the ncaa to get in LSU 10.5 months later after it was obvious LSU was down.

What do you mean? The NCAA hasn't done shit. 

12 minutes ago, Viper said:

What do you mean? The NCAA hasn't done shit. 

The NCAA's "doing shit" is basically a slap on the wrist and wagging a finger these days. 

Yea, unless coaches or boosters are complete morons (like handing out cash with thousands of people and cameras around) it way to easy not to get caught.  Just need an old grandma to befriend recruits family's.

Like that quite from training day.  It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

More importantly, farmer Ed fucked some married skank that's out of his league!

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Yea I’m seeing references to more nsfw pics being out there on this...

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Yea I’m seeing references to more nsfw pics being out there on this...

doesnt matter, had SECs

I said it on the other thread.

See Texas, THIS is how you get a coach fired.

Go find you something to leak Sunday.

The NCAA is going to be so mad at LSU, they are going to give Mississippi State more sanctions.

 

~(Inspired by) Jerry Tarkanian

Edited by redswingline

On 10/21/2020 at 3:41 PM, Sbbruin said:

I would love for UCLA to start paying attention as to what it takes to win at the highest level.  Rules?  We don't need no stinking rules.

Does UCLA still have a football team? They shut down sports this year right?

Edited by redswingline

On 10/21/2020 at 1:41 PM, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

1.  Alabama wins 5 NC's after paying offensive lineman 200k 

2.  FL wins 2 NC's after fielding 2 murderers on the same team

3.  Awboin wins first NC since Rock n' Roll was invented after paying 200k to Cam Newton's dad

4.  LSU:  https://ibb.co/Cmk6G2X

 

 

 

It's SEC, so its cool

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