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Ob/Gyn departments getting in on the Halloween spirit. 

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I wonder if those are real pubes.

Those evil overgourds have turned you on to some pretty sick shit.  

Can you get a good baseline photo for us of them this morning, before overhead sun lighting is too obtrusive?  

Of course I'm mainly looking forward to the midnight photos of the evil overgourds but I've been assured by the Unholiest of Spirits that your tattered soul will not be available to upload said photographs.  Most regrettably, you have been Marked.  

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Doomlet was a complete butthole yesterday so we didn't carve our last two pumpkins after all, though I did install the arms and legs that I received for Father's Day. 

Here's everything as of earlier today. I moved Sr. up to a protected spot on the porch to guard against shithead teenagers. 

Jr. continues to feed local fauna. Green guy is probably going to have staying power, though he's becoming more orange over time. The orange new jack is just a boring old pumpkin and is already getting mushy in spots. 

Also including a picture of the tableau in our front window. 

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Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.

28 minutes ago, demos said:

Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.

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2 hours ago, demos said:

Some of the neighbors were handing out beer. Might need to make another run through the hood.

Rosedale?

A friend and her husband dressed up as Mike Gundy and Lincoln Riley….
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You’re friends with NowThis???
On 10/30/2021 at 1:31 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

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1/8 oz. is really generous. 

On 10/27/2021 at 2:55 PM, Spaceman Spiff said:

But he should leave Bert in, right? That's where the real terror is.

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Rosedale?

Nah, I’m in the 45.
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Senior has earned the right to spend the offseason indoors, while Junior will be wintering in a new thicket, given that The Man bulldozed the old neighborhood and will not be erecting a new Gourd Putrification Copse until spring. 

*and in case anyone was curious, both were displayed on our porch until this morning. 

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Behold, his Son is Risen. 
 

$50 that sand was taken from the beach of a boiling sea from which the broken seal emerged.  Behold the next plague; And it’s name that said on it was “play”

Don't know how you do this. I attempted this year, and mine is already a flat decomposing puddle of mush

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19 minutes ago, JSB said:

Don't know how you do this. I attempted this year, and mine is already a flat decomposing puddle of mush

They must be Tumor Gourds™ - more of a shell or carapace to the exterior than a skin or a rind. 

And it's not easy to tell the difference when purchasing - I went 1 for 2 myself. 

2 hours ago, JSB said:

Don't know how you do this. I attempted this year, and mine is already a flat decomposing puddle of mush

Did you go to church or something? Demons can be pretty selective of their hosts.

He has returned to sit upon his throne until next season...

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January update. Supposed to get 6-9" today and tomorrow, so winter dormancy is imminent. 

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February 1st update. It's supposed to be in the 40s for a few hours this afternoon followed by 36 hours of snow, so only a very short window for Jr. to catch a glimpse of the sun. 

 

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4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

February 1st update. It's supposed to be in the 40s for a few hours this afternoon followed by 36 hours of snow, so only a very short window for Jr. to catch a glimpse of the sun. 

 

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I can't find Bert anywhere

I’m going to buy some crimson red Valentine’s Day candles to save for Halloween. Because Halloween candles should be the color of blood, not the color of pumpkins and candy corn. 

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March update. 

We had unseasonably warm weather here in Chicago today (almost 70 - will snow again on Monday...) so my inlaws came over to hang out and they brought their dipshit Boston Terrier. As we all were lounging in the back yard, the dog saw the pumpkin and began growling and barking at it, much to the Doomlet's delight. 

 

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On 3/5/2022 at 6:53 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

dipshit Boston Terrier

I have two of these, can confirm.

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Minion-summoning season has begun. 

 

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May update. 

Someone or something has been jostling it lately. It's been in a slightly different position on a few separate mornings recently. 20220501_152629.thumb.jpg.f96b126e4fa51e7839b9bf1c4321d1b8.jpg

I set it upright to take this month's progress report (below), but will otherwise continue with my policy of non-intervention. 

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's trying to escape.

Or showing all of us its butthole. 

41 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Or showing all of us its butthole. 

There are a lot of you idiots that are into that. NTTAWWT

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

2 hours ago, JSB said:

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

That's because your house isn't built on Native American burial grounds.

 

That's probably a good thing.

21 hours ago, JSB said:

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

You have to offer the demon a sacrifice if you want it to stick around. Or so I've heard..

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On 5/2/2022 at 1:59 PM, JSB said:

I tried to replicate this demon in my yard this year. Tried with 3 different pumpkins, and all three have failed. melted into piles of goop

It has to be a specific type of nard gourd. Really, really firm carapace, not a regular old pumpkin skin. 

It's hard to tell whether or not it's built to last when you're at the purchasing stage - I went 1 for 2 last year myself.

Keep trying, but you should also engage in some miscellaneous desecration just to cover all your bases. 

I will continue to try until I succeed, I'm no quitter

3 minutes ago, JSB said:

I will continue to try until I succeed, I'm no quitter

You might try a dab of lotion and not thinking about baseball. Works for me.

On 5/1/2022 at 6:57 PM, nnm said:

There are a lot of you idiots that are into that. NTTAWWT

Reported!!!!!!

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July update.

Status quo for Junior (whatever had been occasionally disturbing him has fucked off elsewhere); Senior's brain pan is slowly shattering outward. 

 

 

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Hell yes! Haven’t checked on it in a long time and I have a brittle hell demon on my hands!

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