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August update.

Something tipped it back over again. There are lots of spider webs between the lower half of the face and surrounding flora that don't really show up in the picture, but I elected to leave it tilted in order to not interfere with or otherwise inconvenience any possible minions. 

 

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This continues to be one of the greatest pumpkin stories ever told. Thanks for the update. I hope that old bastard continues to thrive. 

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I AM RISEN!  AND I WANT YOU TOO, MALACHI!

-he who walks behind the surlys

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28 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

@Prepuce of Doom  Ahem... 

Shit, sorry! Was out of town on the first and things have been hectic since. 

August update doesn't have much to report, but we have had a lot of raccoon and skunk activity in our yard recently, so perhaps the minions of mischief are continuing to assemble. 

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You know why it's tilting its head up to the sky, don't you?  Don't you?  

Oh, you sweet Autumnal Child...   /brisket

On 4/11/2022 at 5:50 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Minion-summoning season has begun. 

 

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Cooper's Hawk. Not a minion.

Probably sensed evil, came to investigate, found a tasty pigeon to eat, and forgot all about the fighting evil thing.

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October update. 

I'll dig him out and move him to the front of the house before two much longer. 

 

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Misspelled "too" once, might as well fuck it up again!

i 🧡 this thread so much! 

i think my favorite post was when you made your doomlet cry 😄

 

sorry...i mean when the Demon Gourd Overlord made your doomlet cry

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

October update. 

I'll dig him out and move him to the front of the house before to much longer. 

 

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*too

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i 🧡 this thread so much! 

i think my favorite post was when you made your doomlet cry 😄

 

sorry...i mean when the Demon Gourd Overlord made your doomlet cry

@RamjetFDO had a little to do with it too! 

On 7/1/2022 at 4:20 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

July update.

Status quo for Junior (whatever had been occasionally disturbing him has fucked off elsewhere); Senior's brain pan is slowly shattering outward. 

 

 

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Yeah... I'm not sleeping tonight.

Well. I gave it the ol college try, but mine couldn’t survive. He did however leave his demon spluge in my flower bed, so maybe next year I will have a home grown demon.

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On 9/7/2022 at 2:30 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Shit, sorry! Was out of town on the first and things have been hectic since. 

August update doesn't have much to report, but we have had a lot of raccoon and skunk activity in our yard recently, so perhaps the minions of mischief are continuing to assemble. 

 

That thing needs a name, its own instagram, and merchandise. 

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2 hours ago, JSB said:

Well. I gave it the ol college try, but mine couldn’t survive. He did however leave his demon spluge in my flower bed, so maybe next year I will have a home grown demon.

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That vine looks a lot like the thing that we had take over our backyard last year. 

Sorry it didn't take, but you can always try again this year! 

29 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

That thing needs a name, its own instagram, and merchandise. 

A buddy of mine has been trying to convince me to make 100 a year and sell them online for $100 apiece, but I don't have the space, time, or, quite frankly, enough of an idea of what I'm doing in terms of selecting survivors versus short-lived gourds. But I appreciate the sentiment! 

i have identified the ancient clan from which the demon gourd was birthed into this world...

Knuckleheads 

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i searched for another, but alas these were mere novices at the dark arts. 

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The skin has to be almost like a hard rind - nothing that you can easily gouge with your fingernails like a normal pumpkin. 

We're still talking about fingering squash, right?  

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Dug Junior out of his crypt today, and got Senior out of the back garage. Haven't had a chance to gather this year's fresh acolytes yet, but tentatively planning to do so tomorrow morning. 

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i dunno, I really feel like the welcome mat really ties the satanic abomination of a front porch together.  

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Welcome back Dark Lord.

 

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To paraphrase the great bard:

By the pricking of my pumpkins,

Something warty this way comes.

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Which is more profane - with or without legs? 

I have an opinion on the matter, but I would like to hear from others first. 

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Please avoid reading the spoiler until after you've come to your decision, and post your vote. 

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I think it's more evocative of Goatse without the legs. 

But once you see it, even with the legs, it's almost like Goatse has become its own creature or something. 

And I kind of think that leaving the legs on might make it a little harder for people to notice, so I almost like the idea of only the realest internet perverts catching that level of the joke. 

Finally, those two photos are the only two voting options. I realize that I could make it much more directly pornographic if I made the feet and legs positioned in a more anatomically correct doggy-style arrangement, but I think that would make it too overtly, deliberately sexual. 

I also kind of look at the legs version as being the Playboy version. Posed, artistic, and tasteful. 

Whereas the legless version is more like a dirty, Hustler-style closeup. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Which is more profane - with or without legs? 

I have an opinion on the matter, but I would like to hear from others first. 

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Please avoid reading the spoiler until after you've come to your decision, and post your vote. 

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I think it's more evocative of Goatse without the legs. 

But once you see it, even with the legs, it's almost like Goatse has become its own creature or something. 

And I kind of think that leaving the legs on might make it a little harder for people to notice, so I almost like the idea of only the realest internet perverts catching the joke. 

Finally, those two photos are the only two voting options. I realize that I could make it much more directly pornographic if I made the feet and legs positioned in a more anatomically correct doggy-style arrangement. 

 

With.  Definitely with the legs.

Team Legs. They really put the question of mobility to the front of the victim's mind. Can it? Will it?

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Team Legs seems to be running away with it based on the voting here and elsewhere. 

I've added a ring to one finger as an homage to Goatse. 

 

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I say no legs, unless you can make them look right facing the other direction. This is like weird front butt.

 

edit: glad I waited for the spoiler!

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It looks like it's gonna pull itself open to reveal Kuato and enlighten you with all the secrets of Mars.  or whatever the fuck satanic gourds call their home planet.  

My question is where did the limbs come from? The legs look too symmetrical so I'm guessing you ordered them, but I'd much rather picture you going to a pumpkin patch in search of trimmings from some weird guy that works there who when he finds out what you're going for is like "Hell yeah, brother!!"

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The limbs were a Father's Day present a year or two ago. They attach with wires that you jam through the rind. Zoom in on the "shoulders" and you can see them. 

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3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The limbs were a Father's Day present a year or two ago. They attach with wires that you jam through the rind. Zoom in on the "shoulders" and you can see them. 

So we're just not talking about this shit?  


"dad, what would you like for Father's Day?  A tie, cologne, golf accessories?"

NAH, daddy wants LIMBS! 

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9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So we're just not talking about this shit?  


"dad, what would you like for Father's Day?  A tie, cologne, golf accessories?"

NAH, daddy wants LIMBS! 

It was an unsolicited gift. 

oh, so the extremities were 'unsolicited'?  Because that makes limb removal totes fucking normal, you fucking sociopath!

"Nah officer, the squash arms is not stolen...here's a note from my gardener!"  

i hope every child that comes to your door is traumatized 🤣🤣🤣

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8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

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Sal Tessio says you should name this one:

Abe Vigourda

This thread absolutely delivers. Every year, every time. I can visualize a decade from now, the Prepuce household being a destination spot for Halloween rather like the World's Largest Ball of String is for summer road trippers.

Sincerest form of flattery to PoD

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