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21 hours ago, Incredulity said:

So again is Trump, "The King" or incompetent, cheeto, moran, dotard, dipshit?

Is he the king of 4D political chess or a loudmouth jackass?

 

No fucking way the answer is both.

 

It can be both.  He's the king of the dipshits.

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    liberals suddenly being terrified of Russia and manic for election integrity is just pure comedy gold.

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 Moron

Yes. "A piece of shit hack". Lol at somebody questioning me on my calling him that. Of course he was, of course he still is. He's an unqualified imbecile. And a scam artist. He has essentially the cultivated mind of an alt right "media" guest on a Fox & Friends segment.

18 hours ago, Chrispy said:

The Republican’s acquiescence on this issue is a total embarrassment. 

Pretty much every position taken by Republicans on every issue is a total embarrassment.  

17 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Pretty much every position taken by Republicans on every issue is a total embarrassment.  

Nice contribution, would read again. 

It's so embarrassing half of you right wing nut balls now pretend you're libertarians. The other half of you just recently pretended to be something called "teabaggers" before becoming Trumpkins.

GWB embarrassed you people immensely. So did Nixon. Trump will eventually humiliate you all as well. You'll all forswear him later. 

Frankly you should now.

When you see the pee tape, you damn well will. The guy had Russian prostitutes pee in his face. That's your American hero. 

6 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Thanks for the new twitter follow.

to cover an attempt to obstruct the investigation.

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Trump lied again.

It would save a lot of time and newsprint to only report when Trump tells the truth.  

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

to cover an attempt to obstruct the investigation.

This is an important part I left out.

It would save a lot of time and newsprint to only report when Trump tells the truth.  


Well blank newspapers would look kind of weird.

Printing his lies in headlines doesn't help. "Trump says x or y". A caveat saying that it's not true would help.

Just put an asterisk with no explanation next to every trump quote that makes a headline. Shit would drive him insane. 

I believe this is indicative of how deeply Mueller is cutting into the international web within which Manafort has operated for a very long time. 

It's goes well beyond dotardus joco trumpanzee.

3 hours ago, triplehorn said:

I believe this is indicative of how deeply Mueller is cutting into the international web within which Manafort has operated for a very long time. 

It's goes well beyond dotardus joco trumpanzee.

dude really wants to die in prison

3 hours ago, triplehorn said:

I believe this is indicative of how deeply Mueller is cutting into the international web within which Manafort has operated for a very long time. 

It's goes well beyond dotardus joco trumpanzee.

Play with Russia and you're gonna get Molotov'd.

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dude really wants to die in prison

I mean, it's either that or polonium tea, so why would he cooperate?  That's kinda what I've been thinking since the plea.  What's the upside for him?

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13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

dude really wants to die in prison

Seems like Mueller would have gotten enough of the good shit out of Manafort already and most of it before the plea deal.

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A month ago on Fox News:  "I can tell you Matt Whitaker is a great guy.  I mean I know Matt Whitaker."  (quoted word for word)

Today:  "Matt Whitaker is a highly respected man.  But, again, I don't know Matt Whitaker."  (quoted word for word)

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I don't know why that's making me laugh so hard.

Because it makes no got damn sense just like the rest of this god forsaken time we live in.

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While we don’t know who will be indicted, it’s a pretty safe bet the crime will be 18 USC 371.

34 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I don't know why that's making me laugh so hard.

Which, the pair of Trump quotes or the tailsliding Godzilla?

It's the combo illustrating the level of absurdity of Trump. Gore mangles explaining his role in allowing public access to internet technology and it's a political meme that wouldn't even register as a Friday for Trump.

38 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

While we don’t know who will be indicted, it’s a pretty safe bet the crime will be 18 USC 371.

How the fuck is it "not more than 5 years" for a sentence?  There should be levels.  Like Murder 1 and Murder 2.  And dotus should be Level 9.

52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So does this indicate that Russian related activities started that far back?

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So does this indicate that Russian related activities started that far back?


....and specifically related to a conspiracy theory that Donald Trump promoted?

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The entire alt right is headed for prison I think.

Yeah.

Schindler:

“When Mueller informs the public of more indictments is an open question. That they are coming, however, is not. And there are lots of them. The Special Counsel has been at work for almost 18 months now. An Intelligence Community official who assisted the Special Counsel’s investigation told me this week that Team Mueller is holding “dozens of sealed indictments” of people associated with the president, his 2015-16 campaign, and his administration. “Nobody who’s close to the Russians is getting out of this,” said the IC official. When will those indictments start being unsealed? Watch this space.”

 

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

Schindler:

“When Mueller informs the public of more indictments is an open question. That they are coming, however, is not. And there are lots of them. The Special Counsel has been at work for almost 18 months now. An Intelligence Community official who assisted the Special Counsel’s investigation told me this week that Team Mueller is holding “dozens of sealed indictments” of people associated with the president, his 2015-16 campaign, and his administration. “Nobody who’s close to the Russians is getting out of this,” said the IC official. When will those indictments start being unsealed? Watch this space.”

 

Patient bear is losing patience as he watches the country circle the drain at an ever increasing pace.

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

So does this indicate that Russian related activities started that far back?

Yes. It goes back even further though. The ruskies played the long game with president compromised and it ultimately really payed off. Props to them. I guess. 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, it's either that or polonium tea, so why would he cooperate?  That's kinda what I've been thinking since the plea.  What's the upside for him?

"Door number one, you go to prison for a very long time. Door number two, we are going to get back the Declaration of Independence, you help us find it, and you still go to prison for a very long time, but you feel better inside."

Except I doubt he will feel better.

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“Nobody who’s close to the Russians is getting out of this,” said the IC official. 

Oh, snap.  That's a lot of people.

I think it is hysterical and terrifying that everyone (press/govt/whatever) is still treating the repercussions of all of this like some namby pamby run of the mill government corruption bullshit.  This shit is beyond ANYTHING THIS NATION HAS EVER SEEN.  I have faith that Mueller knows this and is treating it as such.  This isn't Nixon, this isn't Clinton, this isn't Iran/Contra, fuck it's not even Benedict FUCKING Arnold.  This will go down in history as the greatest scandal of all modern history.  Mark it Dude.

 

And if not, well fuck me right?  It's over.  Seriously, if nothing comes of this bullshit, it really is the fall of Rome.

The responses to this tweet are very entertaining.

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

There is a good chance this guy has nothing to do with the investigation and is just straight up trying to grift the fools left in the GOP into giving him money.  Respect 

 

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Sounds like the perfect Trump AG, tbh.  He’s a crook like his boss. 

Will be interesting to hear the details about any backroom deals that Sessions may have made with Cheeto. Sessions stood his ground for a year and a half, and then just resigns.

He may face legal jeopardy for his part in the campaign and for his Senate testimony. Maybe Cheeto gave him some assurances that he would take care of him if he went quietly? Surely Sessions wouldn't believe anything like that?

16 minutes ago, retread said:

Will be interesting to hear the details about any backroom deals that Sessions may have made with Cheeto. Sessions stood his ground for a year and a half, and then just resigns.

He may face legal jeopardy for his part in the campaign and for his Senate testimony. Maybe Cheeto gave him some assurances that he would take care of him if he went quietly? Surely Sessions wouldn't believe anything like that?

Trump assurances aren't worth the toilet paper they are scribbled on. He would bury his whole family to save himself. He is loyal to nobody. 

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4 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Trump assurances aren't worth the toilet paper they are scribbled on. He would WILL bury his whole family to save himself. He is loyal to nobody. 

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Totally agree. The about face for Sessions is what's intriguing. He was the main person standing between Cheeto and Mueller. He appeared resolved to stick it out. Then he resigns without a peep. Odd.

Even if he doesn't make his move, it seems clear that Cheeto is thinking seriously about tampering with the investigation. He has a lot clearer path now.

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I hope he tries, and it forces Mueller's hand. He's ready; he's been ready

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