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350 million in damages! Haha.

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  • Just to make sure I have the alternative facts straight...  Our government -- but I'm guessing only the deep state part of it --- is now guilty of torturing a poor, naive Russian exchange student who

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    liberals suddenly being terrified of Russia and manic for election integrity is just pure comedy gold.

  • I don't believe for a moment that any of this is entertaining to you.  I think it gives you a bit of anxiety knowing that your best weapon against a group who you despise is a bumbling fraud as a busi

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Right after he wins Obama should sue Corsi for the entire jackpot.

Damnit guys, he’s innocent.  It’s all on Cohen and Obama.  

 

The champagne room will now be known as the acquisition and merger conference room.

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Where can I get one of these smocking guns? Asking for a grandmother. She has a bit of arthritis, so one with a bump smock would be ideal

A smocking gun is what you use to hunt covfefe.

4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Where can I get one of these smocking guns? Asking for a grandmother. She has a bit of arthritis, so one with a bump smock would be ideal

It's not merely a gun, it's a complete outfit.

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51 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Are you smocking me? I WILL NOT BE SMOCKED!

Holy shit.  Well fucking done.

Man, we really need Thompson and George Carlin back from the dead.

Can you imagine their takes on the epic clown show that is America?


Their only response would be to put them back in the ground.

It’s not being reported but Corsi is also asking for 150lbs of bacon.


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4 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

It’s not being reported but Corsi is also asking for 150lbs of bacon.


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27 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


I assume she’s going to be the one that connects everything to the NRA and brings their demise?

but see she is just lying to get a better deal! and flipping should be illegal! illegal i say!!!! WITCH HUNT!

Butina is a sexy little spy. 

how does one pronounce that name?  is it boo-teen-uh or button-uh or boot-in-uh or what?

1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:

So at what point does the “you can’t indict a sitting president” talk go out the window?

DOJ would have to ignore their own guidelines.  It isn't law, but it would be weird.

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1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:

So at what point does the “you can’t indict a sitting president” talk go out the window?

When he gets indicted. 

1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:


I assume she’s going to be the one that connects everything to the NRA and brings their demise?

I will contribute money towards a statue of her if she pulls it off. 

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Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

DOJ would have to ignore their own guidelines.  It isn't law, but it would be weird.

Those guidelines are based on opinion memos and those opinion memos didn’t factor in a case like Trump where he obtained his office through fraudulent criminal activity.

“It’s only treason if we lose and get caught” should not be a viable campaign strategy in this country. 

Also, the president shouldn't be immune from criminal liability by being in office until the statute of limitations expires.  

39 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Butina is a sexy little spy. 

She WAS until some asshat made the Figurelli comparison.

24 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

So at what point does the “you can’t indict a sitting president” talk go out the window?

Trump believes it. And likely that it means while in a seated position. Its probably  why he spends 2 hours each morning tweeting from the shitter, takes a motorcade for 200 yard trips and drives his golf cart on the green.  

29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She WAS until some asshat made the Figurelli comparison.

You can thank @TornACL for killing your boner.

58 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

how does one pronounce that name?  is it boo-teen-uh or button-uh or boot-in-uh or what?

It is the first one, or at least based on the Russian spelling that is how I would say it, although it could also be #3. 

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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Yeah I'm sure it was all very above board though.

 

 

 

Seriously, if you can look at just that photo and conclude that nothing is going on then your brain is fucking broken and you don't know how to live in the world.

how does one pronounce that name?  is it boo-teen-uh or button-uh or boot-in-uh or what?

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5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It is the first one, or at least based on the Russian spelling that is how I would say it, although it could also be #3. 

Slightly off topic, but I like how the French pronounce Putin as "poutine," which is often used as a joke. It'd be better though if they pronounced it like "putain," which also works according to normal French pronunciation rules.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah I'm sure it was all very above board though.

 

 

 

Seriously, if you can look at just that photo and conclude that nothing is going on then your brain is fucking broken and you don't know how to live in the world.

It is from CNN and CNN is Fake News and The Enemy of the People!!!! QED. 

16 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It is the first one, or at least based on the Russian spelling that is how I would say it, although it could also be #3. 

Correct. #1 with the stress on the first syllable.

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Meh.  Bunch of totally random people.  No big deal.  

1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:

So at what point does the “you can’t indict a sitting president” talk go out the window?

Schiff doesn't think we are there yet, opining that he's in trouble once he's out of office.  

 

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/09/trump-jail-time-schiff-warns-1054014

 

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"My takeaway is there's a very real prospect that on the day Donald Trump leaves office, the Justice Department may indict him. That he may be the first president in quite some time to face the real prospect of jail time," Schiff, a former prosecutor and the incoming chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, said on "Face the Nation" on CBS.

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Worst on that list is Erik Prince by far. Dude is a straight up B-movie supervillain.

 

 

Posted this solely for "traitor tot"

I'm not worthy of such wit

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah I'm sure it was all very above board though.

 

 

 

Seriously, if you can look at just that photo and conclude that nothing is going on then your brain is fucking broken and you don't know how to live in the world.

Have you met a trump supporter?

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Traitor Tot IS awesome.

And delicious.

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6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

Posted this solely for "traitor tot"

I'm not worthy of such wit

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that is savage af, and i fucking love it

I've gotta disagree with Schiff on this.  Election fraud has a five year statute of limitations.  If Dotard wins re-election, the statute would expire before he left office.  Being president cannot possibly provide a blanket immunity from crimes, even if that immunity would expire in 2 years.  If Congress does nothing about criminal activity, then dotus should be indicted.  Otherwise the entire precept of no one being above the law is utter bullshit.

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

And delicious.

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Now that's funny.

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