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I look forward to Rudy claiming that the Dotard barely knows Don Jr.

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    liberals suddenly being terrified of Russia and manic for election integrity is just pure comedy gold.

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10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I hope Mueller has a food taster. 

All he eats are lies and bullshit and he craps shattered dreams. 

Also Putin isn't stupid enough to try to assassinate the head of the American special investigative team. That would most likely lead to his downfall once a back channel war is declared and he and all his rich assholes have their billions in foreign assets frozen. He's probably already wondering if he went a little too far with this one and isn't about to get a strong American backlash as is once Trump gone. 

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I look forward to Rudy claiming that the Dotard barely knows Don Jr.

Ironically that's the one I could actually believe. 

2 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Ironically that's the one I could actually believe. 

No way, he 100% wouldn't forget the kid named after him.  Most beautiful name ever.  Eric, Tiffany and Barron are the ones where he has to stop and think about who they are.  

Donald Jr. - the heir

Ivanka - the one he wants to fuck

Eric - the retard

Barron - Melania's excuse to stay away from Donald

Tiffany - who?

 No doubt he’s also fathered a few Cletuses that have long been forgotten about. 

6 hours ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Fuck off DSA. 

That's a new one.

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5 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

All he eats are lies and bullshit and he craps shattered dreams. 

Also Putin isn't stupid enough to try to assassinate the head of the American special investigative team. That would most likely lead to his downfall once a back channel war is declared and he and all his rich assholes have their billions in foreign assets frozen. He's probably already wondering if he went a little too far with this one and isn't about to get a strong American backlash as is once Trump gone. 

Putin is brazen enough to try some crazy shit, that’s exactly why we’re in this mess.  However, he wouldn’t go after Mueller or order a hit attempt IMO.  Not because he’s afraid of the consequences but because he would consider that rude and against KGB/Russian code.  

As recent history shows, Putin only murders other Russians.  

I look forward to Rudy claiming that the Dotard barely knows Don Jr.

“They’ve grown apart over the years. Donnie was always a little slow.”
1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:


“They’ve grown apart over the years. Donnie was always a little slow.”

"My oldest son? Oh you mean Jared.  Yes."

28 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I look forward to Rudy claiming that the Dotard barely knows Don Jr.

That was from like two wives ago. They barely stay in touch 

29 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Putin is brazen enough to try some crazy shit, that’s exactly why we’re in this mess.  However, he wouldn’t go after Mueller or order a hit attempt IMO.  Not because he’s afraid of the consequences but because he would consider that rude and against KGB/Russian code.  

As recent history shows, Putin only murders other Russians.  

Hugo thinks that Putin won’t attempt to kill the special counsel overseeing the Russia investigation. Wow Hugo, you’re really going out on a limb there. 

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Rudy Giuliani is Lionel Hutz.

Trump is innocent

No collusion!

”Did I say that?  What I meant was...”

Trump is innocent?

No, collusion!

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The good old days. 

"President Putin says it's not Russia. I don't see any reason why it would be,"

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
Uh oh,  I'm going to laugh so hard When Trumpco and folks like fozzz and sheeeeit  have to admit this wasn’t a WITCH HUNT. 
 

 

 

Sean Hannity is gonna find out where this little Brian Williams tadpole clone lives and make a lampshade out of his scalp and scrotum.

5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Sean Hannity is gonna find out where this little Brian Williams tadpole clone lives and make a lampshade out of his scalp and scrotum.

Sean Hannity is more worried about what Cohen is telling people. 

21 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The good old days. 

"President Putin says it's not Russia. I don't see any reason why it would be,"

Oh he meant "wouldn't".  For sure.  No problem.

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The COVER UP is the story that’s most easy to miss because the crime is so serious 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Ivanka - the one he wants to fuck

maybe i've forgotten what wants to means.  it that short for once today?

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The COVER UP is the story that’s most easy to miss because the crime is so serious 

 

I think this needs to be revisited.  I got the impression from my reading of "FEAR" that substantive cooperation was occurring with the only hang up being Trump's form of testimony (written v.taking the stand).  

I enjoyed hearing Rudy admit that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia, while also repeatedly calling the Russia investigation a witch hunt.

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The COVER UP is the story that’s most easy to miss because the crime is so serious 

 

And even then if he didn't know, he has known since after the election and has been working to cover it up. Writing Dunce Jr's email for example. 

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On 1/15/2019 at 11:43 AM, DDD Dad said:

Trump is but a spoke in the wheel. The hub is Russia.

Other spokes include Brexit, etc.

This gives me hope.  That spoke is gonna cause a serious crash. 

I wonder if Paul Manafort realizes that Rudy's otherwise comical comments are, for him, the first signal that this group is about to completely push away from his dock without ever offering another morsel of hope to his legal peril.  

18 hours ago, triplehorn said:

Adam Schiff:   "I used to joke that the best evidence the President is not an asset of the Russians is that his policies have been so pro-Russian that even the Russians would tell him, "slow down, you're being too obvious.”  But the damage done to our security is no joke, and demands an answer."

 

 

I'm sure Putin is face palming right now wondering why the hell he got involved in this clown show. 

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Think about how Russian history and World history will treat Vladimir Putin even if he accomplishes nothing else.

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
They should be.

I hope you're right. But I am going to remain skeptical that the outcome I most desire will happen because I want it so badly.

2 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

I'm sure Putin is face palming right now wondering why the hell he got involved in this clown show. 

It's that fine line of finding someone dumb enough to be your stooge but not so dumb that they constantly reveal that they're your stooge.  The upside is the exact same side of the downside.  Bob spelled backward is Bob, etc.  When I tell my nieces not to tell their mom we just got ice cream they can't wait to run up to her to say "we didn't get any ice cream with rainbow sprinkles on it." 

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Imagine if you first hand personally witnessed everything going down between the Russians and the Trump campaign in real time in 2016.

Would there have been anything you could have legally done to stop it? 

So is there some alternate universe where a campaign manager isn't one of the top 4 or 5 people working on a campaign?

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9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Eight months later...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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and the Times only cost 15 cents back then. Pretty good deal. And the Daily News was 10 cents

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Remember when the Russians arrested some dumbass and tried to trade him to us for Butina? 

^ still rotting in Moscow

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MOSCOW — The brother of an American being held in Moscow for alleged spying says a prison visit by U.S. Embassy staff has been postponed.

David Whelan expressed disappointment that Russian authorities didn't allow the visit scheduled for Thursday, but said he hoped it could be rescheduled soon and British diplomats also would be given access to his twin brother, Paul.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/01/17/paul-whelan-russia-consular-prison-visit/2604549002/

58 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Remember when the Russians arrested some dumbass and tried to trade him to us for Butina? 

Remember when you suggested he was a double agent.

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Just now, Anastasis said:

Remember when you suggested he was a double agent.

Nope.

On 1/1/2019 at 8:46 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He could be a caught double agent.  He was touring the Kremlin the day he was detained.

 

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I know you’re trolling and distorting the facts. 

I said he was an idiot first.

Someone challenged that assessment and said I couldn’t rule out him being a spy.

I said yeah he could be a double agent or something but I still thought he was an idiot.

God you’re pathetic 

So... SCOTUS is hearing the secret Mueller case tomorrow? Gonna be interesting to see how Frat Boy Kavanaugh and the court handles that shit.

Country A and Financial Institution better prepare the anus.

On 1/16/2019 at 12:23 PM, Chad Fuck said:

Can't we lawyers be bumped down to at least three, if'n we went to UT?  That counts for something, right?

I am lobbying for an exemption for those licensed to practice before the USPTO.  That is, your friendly local patent attorneys. 

Speaking of which, Trumps appointment for Commissioner of Patents, Andrei Iancu, is shaping up to be pretty damn good. Flabbergasting, really. 

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Leopold and Cormier at it again.

7 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Leopold and Cormier at it again.

Come on, Feb 7th!

8 hours ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

I'm sure Putin is face palming right now wondering why the hell he got involved in this clown show. 

That's sarcasm, right?

Adam Schiff must be positively giddy right now.  

32 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Leopold and Cormier at it again.

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Adios you dumb fat bitch

The walls are closing in...

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