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The best part about the Stone indictment, is that it snapped Hugo out of his deep depression. I was about to suggest we put him on suicide watch and take turns keeping an eye on him. 

 

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I’m still depressed we will get to watch Trump commit more crimes, destroy more institutions, stack the courts, and hurt more Americans simply because Congress refuses to do their job...

...due to “we’re going to wait for Mueller.”

 
And I woulda gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling Russians!
21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Came to post this. I mean we all know this is the case, but it's absolutely amazing we have such stark differences between how criminals are treated based on their economic and social status.

Muelller could pull a Reverse Frank Pentangeli, and bring Eric Trump into the chambers as Don Jr. testifies. Junior will sing like a canary, screaming “Prison is better than one more moment with that fucking moron!”

3 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Suckabee is a lying sack of evangelical shit.

May she rot in her hell.

As with many of the you're damned and I'm not religiosos, I find myself, again, thinking of my favorite quote from Voltaire.

God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh.

That God would be playing irony to the irony-deaf in the case of the religiosos. How surprised they will be if they are correct about the nature of God.

28 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

This is spot on and damn funny. 

I still to this day believe Trump only ran for the PR and news coverage that he so much desires. By the time he realized he had a legit shot to win the nomination it was already to late to drop out. 

everyone talks tough before they see the evidence against them.

This.
I know plenty of lawyers who have done their “assigned by the Fed court to defend a guy” cases. They all go like this:
1 - defendant says “I didn’t do anything! You gotta get me outta this!”
2 - Attorney gets evidence disclosed from the US Attorney. It’s often in boxes. Several of them.
3 - Attorney plays a recorded conversation for client. Client makes up excuses and “explains it away.”
4 - Attorney plays second and third recordings. Excuses and explanations get weaker.
5 - Attorney plays fourth recording. And points to box with recordings 5-205. Defendant sighs. Says “so, what kind of deal can I get?”
4 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

This is spot on and damn funny. 

I still to this day believe Trump only ran for the PR and news coverage that he so much desires. By the time he realized he had a legit shot to win the nomination it was already to late to drop out. 

If you believe the rumors, he wanted to get visibility to build a media company. He would lose the election, but gain a shit load of viewers in this new network. 

Does the smirk on Stone and his bowtied lawyer remind you of anyone else?

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Like those folks in that Qanon thread I, too, have a lowly opinion of law enforcement officers, and have had ever since they caught me with three .lbs of heroin and sent me to prison for 17 years. 

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West Mall/Politics is rightfully disdained and ridiculed most of the time. I do my part to earn that.

But today, this thread is the shining star of the internet. I've run out of rep and can't reward so many amusing and informative posts.

Of course, one could never be proud of one's association with this board, but, goddamnit, I'm a little less ashamed than usual. I hope that goes for all of us!

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Who is the biggest hero in this story so far? 

Most will say Mueller but I’ve got to go with Christopher Steele.

When you look back at everything and realize he was witnessing this crime take place in real time and did everything in his power to stop it...even though it wasn’t his job and he wasn’t even an American, perhaps he’s the real patriot in this catastrophe.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Who is the biggest hero in this story so far? 

I'm withholding judgment until we can evaluate the quality and skill level of the pissing Russian hookers.  They may be the heroes we both need and deserve.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm withholding judgment until we can evaluate the quality and skill level of the pissing Russian hookers.  They may be the heroes we both need and deserve.

For the Russians, you have to go with Trump as their hero. He has accomplished more for the Kremlin than any single Soviet during the Cold War.  There should be Trump statues erected in Red Square.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

For the Russians, you have to go with Trump as their hero. He has accomplished more for the Kremlin than any single Soviet during the Cold War.  There should be Trump statues erected in Red Square.

I mean....don't you think some sort of fountain should also be incorporated?

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

When you look back at everything and realize he was witnessing this crime take place in real time and did everything in his power to stop it...even though it wasn’t his job and he wasn’t even an American, perhaps he’s the real patriot in this catastrophe.

lulz.  he was hired.  it was literally his job.

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Y'all remember the Trump Gloat Thread from the old place?  Boy howdy, that was a knee slapper.  

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You know, there is a part of me -  I suppose  the part of me that looks at mangled car wrecks as I pass by them, the part of me that watches the videos of people jumping off of buildings in the NSFW thread - that kind of wishes Swam and FCHorn were here now to minimize, defend, and whatabout this all away right now.   For the side busting laughs.  

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This.
I know plenty of lawyers who have done their “assigned by the Fed court to defend a guy” cases. They all go like this:
1 - defendant says “I didn’t do anything! You gotta get me outta this!”
2 - Attorney gets evidence disclosed from the US Attorney. It’s often in boxes. Several of them.
3 - Attorney plays a recorded conversation for client. Client makes up excuses and “explains it away.”
4 - Attorney plays second and third recordings. Excuses and explanations get weaker.
5 - Attorney plays fourth recording. And points to box with recordings 5-205. Defendant sighs. Says “so, what kind of deal can I get?”

6 - Attorney "if you play your cards right, a pardon"

7 - "MAGA"

8 - profit

1 minute ago, Jack Straw said:

You know, there is a part of me -  I suppose  the part of me that looks at mangled car wrecks as I pass by them, the part of me that watches the videos of people jumping off of buildings in the NSFW thread - that kind of wishes Swam and FCHorn were here now to minimize, defend, and whatabout this all away right now.   For the side busting laughs.  

Give it a day or so. Sack will have a drive-by hot take. Not quite as satisfying however.

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8 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

lulz.  he was hired.  it was literally his job.

He wasn’t hired to alert the FBI or go to the press. He was hired to be invisible. You should probably read up on all the risks Christopher Steele took to get the truth out before the election.  He burned so many of his sources and lliterally got people killed inside Russia not to mention sacrificing his professional career.

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33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Now add that Obama was a black man

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Nixon salute is still kind of badass. 

Kinda like the Hitler mustache. 

/unpopular opinions

no, it's really not. he's everything I despise about this country. he's thumbing his nose at us. it's time people like him pay... and dearly.

9 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

You know, there is a part of me -  I suppose  the part of me that looks at mangled car wrecks as I pass by them, the part of me that watches the videos of people jumping off of buildings in the NSFW thread - that kind of wishes Swam and FCHorn were here now to minimize, defend, and whatabout this all away right now.   For the side busting laughs.  

Also sucks that we're deprived of FC Horn's smallpox blanket jokes on the thread about the maga brat and the Native American drummer. 

Apologies to person upthread who scooped me on Corsi but I did not see this plot twist coming 

 

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

Roger stone’s life motto is “bad idea.”
1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

Maybe so, but it sounds like excellent theater. I hope he perjures the fuck out of himself.

fuck, I just realized I have to give fox news viewer time tonight. I'm muting the commercials. #fightthepower

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3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

It just goes to show how much leverage he must have.  The more incriminating evidence you have on the top boss, the more you can get away with lying/obstructing because you can always flip for a sweet ass deal, assuming you have the goods.

Lower level conspirators don’t have that luxury because they don’t have much to offer in trade for a deal.

8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

Gotta advertise your fundraising efforts somehow. 

9 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

His lawyer is committing malpractice for allowing him to go on tv and fuck himself further

Is it just me or does Stone seem like the guy who would go missing or off himself so he goes down in the ultimate self created conspiracy? Immortality in his mind.

57 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Winning!  

#MAGA!!

 

Obv.

13 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not a lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea, no?

It’s hard to believe a guy with a Richard Nixon tramp stamp would have such poor judgment.

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Cool. I took "Greek and Latin for Vocabulary Building" from Helena Dettmer. I do remember that the prefix "col" pretty much means "with". Don't recall what the base "lus" means, though.

That was an awesome course. 

Assassin? That comes from dudes smoking hashish who go kill people. Oh, the benefits of a classical education, right Hans?

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I'm withholding judgment until we can evaluate the quality and skill level of the pissing Russian hookers.  They may be the heroes we both need and deserve.


The public will never be able to do that. Being underage and all.
5 minutes ago, Dertyberd said:

Is it just me or does Stone seem like the guy who would go missing or off himself so he goes down in the ultimate self created conspiracy? Immortality in his mind.

a boy can dream

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