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9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Roger Stone avoids jail for at least a week, 

He can publicly hang himself a few more times in a week.   

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17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He can publicly hang himself a few more times in a week.   

Unless something major changes with his book and he can explain certain omissions to the court, I think this ruling says he’s fucked regardless of whether he does anything new. 

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He can publicly hang himself a few more times in a week.   

Please please please....  oh wait you meant figuratively... 😔 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Goldman has experience at SDNY fighting Russian organized crime.

Also this:

Loaded for bear, so to speak.

She's demonstrating some real restraint allowing him through next week to show whether or not he chooses to remain a disingenuous unrepentant dick hole.

 

 

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Stone’s attorneys have to hate their client so much they’ll probably be happy to put him back on the witness stand.

That old goofy ass pinheaded motherfucker... His fucking profile looks like a thumb

31 minutes ago, SKJ said:

That old goofy ass pinheaded motherfucker... His fucking profile looks like a thumb

He's Bert. 

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

He's Bert. 

Ramjet needs to photoshop a smirking Stone into various images of Republican chicanery.

 

Sometimes your client is a fucking idiot.  It's not Roger Stones' attorneys fault that Roger Stone is looney tunes.  

They are both pre-order, so I assume they are mostly boilerplate and opinions based on whats in the public domain. I assume if the report isn't released before the release date, they'll just push it back. 

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Unless something major changes with his book and he can explain certain omissions to the court, I think this ruling says he’s fucked regardless of whether he does anything new. 

Having dealt with many federal judges all I can say is if there is some betting odds out there somewhere on whether or not Roger Stone gets sent to jail in the next couple weeks you should bet the house that he does. 

@Hugo StiglitzStiglitzStiglitzSSti

Maybe I just found you some true love

 

 

There are real people who have their lives ruined by the politicians, media, and hangers on who create the atmosphere of hysteria and delusion. Some people are just vulnerable. The costs to society of shitty leadership are gigantic. Sadly, politics matters and political culture matters. When your elites betray their obligations, and yes they have actual moral obligations, despite their gross lack of morality, everyone suffers for it.

There's a reason Venezuela is Venezuela.

13 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

There are real people who have their lives ruined by the politicians, media, and hangers on who create the atmosphere of hysteria and delusion. Some people are just vulnerable. The costs to society of shitty leadership are gigantic. Sadly, politics matters and political culture matters. When your elites betray their obligations, and yes they have actual moral obligations, despite their gross lack of morality, everyone suffers for it.

There's a reason Venezuela is Venezuela.

I mean, yeah... But you do realize that Trump is basically the biggest offender, ever

6 hours ago, SKJ said:

@Hugo StiglitzStiglitzStiglitzSSti

Maybe I just found you some true love

 

 

Saw that the other day and thought she'd be a match made in heaven for Hugo. 

[mention=511]Hugo Stiglitz[/mention]StiglitzStiglitzSSti
Maybe I just found you some true love
 
 
@bolverk bat signal
28 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

@bolverk bat signal

I'm mellowing so, yeah, wood.

9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

There are real people who have their lives ruined by the politicians, media, and hangers on who create the atmosphere of hysteria and delusion. Some people are just vulnerable. The costs to society of shitty leadership are gigantic. Sadly, politics matters and political culture matters. When your elites betray their obligations, and yes they have actual moral obligations, despite their gross lack of morality, everyone suffers for it.

 

Elections have consequences.  So do crimes and malfeasance.

9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

There are real people who have their lives ruined by the politicians, media, and hangers on who create the atmosphere of hysteria and delusion. Some people are just vulnerable. The costs to society of shitty leadership are gigantic. Sadly, politics matters and political culture matters. When your elites betray their obligations, and yes they have actual moral obligations, despite their gross lack of morality, everyone suffers for it.

There's a reason Venezuela is Venezuela.

Were you trying to make the most ironic post in the history of the Internet?

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So if anything is going to bring Trump down from the Mueller Report it’s going to be obstruction of justice.  

The Comey firing and the cover story of “Comey was too mean to Hillary during the election.”  has to be one of the worst cover ups in American history.  

Hopefully Mueller will include Trump’s original four page Comey letter in his report.  We still haven’t seen that document but I bet it would tell us a lot.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So if anything is going to bring Trump down from the Mueller Report it’s going to be obstruction of justice.  

The Comey firing and the cover story of “Comey was too mean to Hillary during the election.”  has to be one of the worst cover ups in American history.  

Hopefully Mueller will include Trump’s original four page Comey letter in his report.  We still haven’t seen that document but I bet it would tell us a lot.

The Mueller Report isn't going to bring Trump down. You should prepare yourself for that.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The Mueller Report isn't going to bring Trump down. You should prepare yourself for that.

What’s going to bring him down is the fact he’s been running a criminal organization for decades and now that he’s become President, has overtly attempted to obstruct all investigations into his criminal past.

It’s going to be a glorious downfall. 

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

What’s going to bring him down is the fact he’s been running a criminal organization for decades and now that he’s become President, has overtly attempted to obstruct all investigations into his criminal past.

It’s going to be a glorious downfall. 

Prepare to be disappointed.  Nothing is going to bring him down.  We’re way past that.  

McDonald's might.

That might be our best chance

10 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

There are real people who have their lives ruined by the politicians, media, and hangers on who create the atmosphere of hysteria and delusion. Some people are just vulnerable. The costs to society of shitty leadership are gigantic. Sadly, politics matters and political culture matters. When your elites betray their obligations, and yes they have actual moral obligations, despite their gross lack of morality, everyone suffers for it.

There's a reason Venezuela is Venezuela.

Glad you’ve finally seen the light and have come over to Team USA/Team Anti-trump. Better late than never as they say

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

My wife likes to drink Gin, which usually leads to sexy time, so I don't know what the problem is here. 

35 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

Prepare to be disappointed.  Nothing is going to bring him down.  We’re way past that.  

Like anyone can even know that, Napoleon.  Absolutes are always wrong.

11 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

Sounds like something my hideous Aunt Barbara would say

14 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

I hope your hog wife cooks well. 

16 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

I bet you're broke, ugly and have a small dick.

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you're damnit

19 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

It doesn't hurt. 

22 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

Sorry about your hideous wife.  

25 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

you guys and your girl pics.  if you think an attractive appearance is the key to the woman who can make your life gin, you are close to infantile.

Image result for gin dee you bitch gif

33 minutes ago, housious said:

Sounds like something my hideous Aunt Barbara would say

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