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33 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Sorry, my social calendar is already filled up.  Maybe after you get done milking triple's prostate with your tongue in y'all's server quest, you will find time to get back to playing your usual role as catcher, and Jr. can get his piece just like everyone else. 

No no, you're supposed to bring up some completely unrelated third topic to derail discussion and distract from the abuses of power at hand. Really gotta step your game up, broheim

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If you do not chase half baked conspiracies like me, you are derailing the discussion. 

Oh shit.   Schiff bringing the fucking wood today

 

 

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh shit.   Schiff bringing the fucking wood today

 

 

I do not find either of them attractive. 

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh shit.   Schiff bringing the fucking wood today

 

 

Not sure where Schiff is going with that. Rudy looks good? And is likeable? He hasn’t ever looked good and hasn’t been likeable since 911. 

I bet Rudy's breath is atrocious. Rotting limburger in an old tennis show.

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Not sure where Schiff is going with that. Rudy looks good? And is likeable? He hasn’t ever looked good and hasn’t been likeable since 911. 

yeah, i think that's the joke.

Also Rudy is just acting like a bumbling fool and is lying since he is actually Trump’s personal lawyer. Mildly excusabe since that’s actually his job and he’s senile.

Barr on the other hand is supposed to be the United State Government Attorney General and is acting like a complete hack so he can get some debt renegoatiated/hopefully forgiven. 

Fuck Barr. He has completely ruined his reputation forever. I can deal with clowns like Rudy. He’s ruined his reputation as well but at least he can argue later that was in fact his job (and he was senile).

5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Not sure where Schiff is going with that. Rudy looks good? And is likeable? He hasn’t ever looked good and hasn’t been likeable since 911. 

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2 minutes ago, retread said:

I bet Rudy's breath is atrocious. Rotting limburger in an old tennis show.

Like Real Sports or something?

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

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Guess it went over my head then. Either I’m a dumbass or dem politicians are only mildly better at jokes than republicans. 

Don’t answer that question. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like Real Sports or something?

lol dammit

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6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Guess it went over my head then. Either I’m a dumbass or dem politicians are only mildly better at jokes than republicans. 

Don’t answer that question. 

he had the chance to ding barr and rudy in one statement, and he took it.

low hanging fruit is the easiest to pick.

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Oh shit.   Schiff bringing the fucking wood today

 

 

All fucking talk. Either bring action against these fucks or send hit squads to their door. Anything less is just more pussy posturing. 

1 hour ago, Bash Riprock said:

So when's the big day? 

What are you talking about? Your wife and daughter's scheduled Bang Bros double gang bang was yesterday. 

Robert wants no part of testifying. 

Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 

He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 

They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!

 

look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 

Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

Robert wants no part of testifying. 
Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 
He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 
They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!
 
look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 
Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 


I’d rather get drunk on whatever it is you’re drinking.

Please enlighten us on how the Democrats won control of the House by fraud and borderline treason.

I could use a good laugh, you chicken fried nincompoop.
58 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Robert wants no part of testifying. 

Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 

He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 

They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!

 

look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 

Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

that was a good story.  i liked the part about the treasons.

can you tell it again?  do you have time?

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 


I’d rather get drunk on whatever it is you’re drinking.

Please enlighten us on how the Democrats won control of the House by fraud and borderline treason.

I could use a good laugh, you chicken fried nincompoop.

 

You see, the GOP gerrymandered the districts in a way that shouldn't have allowed the flip of the house. So the dems had to have cheated. 

21 hours ago, The Royal We said:

Mutually assured destruction?

DNC. definitely not convicting ?

Robert wants no part of testifying. 
Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 
He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 
They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!
 
look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 
Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all in debt to Gabby Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed courage little seen in this day and age.
10 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Robert wants no part of testifying. 

Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 

He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 

They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!

 

look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 

Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

Man, this is a boatload of stupid.

10 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Robert wants no part of testifying. 

Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 

He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 

They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!

 

look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 

Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

You're an idiot.

10 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Robert wants no part of testifying. 

Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 

He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 

They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!

 

look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 

Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

I’d like to think that this is a bit, and that no one can really be this stupid in real life.  But sadly, I know that at least 40% of Americans are actually this stupid.  

50 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Well, there we have it.

Documentation that Manafort loves Calk. I'm sure that will make him popular in his current place of residence.

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3 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Well, there we have it.

Documentation that Manafort loves to make his wife love Calk. I'm sure that will make him popular in his current place of residence.

FIFY

Robert wants no part of testifying. 
Going on records about when he knew the Russian Hoax was bullshit and why he continued the investigation without informing his superiors is bad idea jeans. 
He will be admitting to collusion and obstruction on behalf on the Democratic Party and the midterm elections. 
They won the House on fraud and borderline treason. But we hate Trump so who cares!!
 
look in the mirror when you realize the trump and democratic representatives vowed to “impeach” Trump before he ever served a day on office. You are morally bankrupt for your cause.  Constitution, justice and truth be damned. Media told us so. 
Keep getting drunk on your own hypocrisy 

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4 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Good job, good effort Rudy. What a clownshow. 

Rudy's just asking questions. 

This is desperate and pathetic flailing. 

Even I think that Giuliani is way out over his skis with that kind of shit formulation.  What a terrible fucking lawyer. 

This is the backdoor approach,  Trump has told all of the intelligence agencies to give Barr any and everything they have.  Barr "will" find stuff and trickle out snippets of findings to show that the initial inquiry was not legal.  They are fearful of Mueller testifying and all of those subpoenas coming to fruition.   And yet, the repubs just sit on their ass and hide under a rock.  Not a pair between any of them.

At this point, even if you believe in general conservative principles, there's no way you can both support these current idiots in charge AND claim to want the best for this country. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That shine really off Mueller as the soteriological figure in this play. 

12 minutes ago, TornACL said:

At this point, even if you believe in general conservative principles, there's no way you can both support these current idiots in charge AND claim to want the best for this country. 

If you are a card carrying Republican at this point you give zero fucks about the rule of law, care nothing about our constitution and deserve to be shipped off to a permanent relocation to Siberia. The Republican party as a whole has to be dissolved once this horrific portion of our history concludes. They cannot be allowed to continue forward with our country.

At some point enough shit is just enough and they have to be completely torn down. They have enabled a wanna be dictator long enough. If you are a Republican at this point FUCK YOU for what you have willingly done to destroy our country. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

yep.  this was my prediction a couple days ago.

he didn't want the shitshow that comes with televised hearings, grandstanding, misdirection, eating into "my time", etc.

it won't be as directly entertaining, but we'll get the most information out this way.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Could be a spectacle?  Meadows, Jordan, and fucking Matt Gaetz ?  As compelling as it'd be to have a serious discourse for the public on TV, Mueller in private with a public transcript is arguably the best option.  GOP has zero to gain from the truth or enabling a substantive public hearing to happen.  They'd rather piss on the carpet.

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

That shine really off Mueller as the soteriological figure in this play. 

You've been waiting years to use that word.

55 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

If you are a card carrying Republican at this point you give zero fucks about the rule of law, care nothing about our constitution and deserve to be shipped off to a permanent relocation to Siberia. The Republican party as a whole has to be dissolved once this horrific portion of our history concludes. They cannot be allowed to continue forward with our country.

At some point enough shit is just enough and they have to be completely torn down. They have enabled a wanna be dictator long enough. If you are a Republican at this point FUCK YOU for what you have willingly done to destroy our country. 

Again with the nuggets. It's gold Jerry. Gold. Best thread on the whole site.

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