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Ok since Anastasia refused to tell me I went and read the CNN article and sure enough, there’s an investigation into an allegedly forged document. Loud fart noise. 

Theres also an ongoing investigation into the alleged size of my dick. I’ll let you know the results soon. 

 

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

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Troll gif number 4, and counting...

6 minutes ago, seven said:

Happy for Anastasis here. Have fun bud 

You are still on the list.

On 5/9/2019 at 11:27 AM, seven said:

I'm not the ana basher a lot of the surl is, but dude, the obsession with this dossier and the FISA warrant is hugoesque

 

I can accept it 

Anastasia will not rest until the surly board has finally eliminated FISA warrant abuses. So you motherfuckers better step up your game, right quick. 

6 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Anastasia will not rest until the surly board has finally eliminated FISA warrant abuses. So you motherfuckers better step up your game, right quick. 

I would settle for simply not being called things like a traitor and a pathological liar when I point out the propensity for these abuses at the intersection between the surveillance state and the political apparatus. 

ETA: I note that FISA extension was agreed to in a bipartisan fashion this week, under cloak of a CR. Nobody really cares. 

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I believe that extension was discussed on another thread.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I would settle for simply not being called things like a traitor when I point out the propensity for these abuses at the intersection between the surveillance state and the political apparatus. 

Done. Pretty sure I haven’t called you a traitor for pointing out your pet project but I will make a formal resolution at the next meeting of the surly liberal cabal to put a stop to this practice. That is if we can ever finally organize a meeting that is. 

14 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Done. Pretty sure I haven’t called you a traitor for pointing out your pet project but I will make a formal resolution at the next meeting of the surly liberal cabal to put a stop to this practice. That is if we can ever finally organize a meeting that is. 

Nobody is referencing a liberal cabal other than you. The reality is that both so called liberals and so called conservatives entrenched in the political apparatus wipe their ass repeatedly with the constitution and our 4th amendment protections. You are less than a court jester. At least a clown is amusing. 

24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nobody is referencing a liberal cabal other than you. The reality is that both so called liberals and so called conservatives entrenched in the political apparatus wipe their ass repeatedly with the constitution and our 4th amendment protections. You are less than a court jester. At least a clown is amusing. 

What side are you on?

24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nobody is referencing a liberal cabal other than you. The reality is that both so called liberals and so called conservatives entrenched in the political apparatus wipe their ass repeatedly with the constitution and our 4th amendment protections. You are less than a court jester. At least a clown is amusing. 

Good thing we got trump as the president then to fix all that for you.

But oh yeah. Both sides are always to blame. Thankfully we’ve always got you around to point that out for us. 

Yawn. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What side are you on?

Both sides. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Both sides. 

That is the correct answer.

Well done, sir.

The side that thinks thinks that wide scale government surveillance of law abiding Americans is problematic, and that in particular when the surveillance state intersects with politics that heightened level of scrutiny is appropriate. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

The side that thinks thinks that wide scale government surveillance of law abiding Americans is problematic, and that in particular when the surveillance state intersects with politics that heightened level of scrutiny is appropriate. 

Trump is a law abiding American now? 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The side that thinks thinks that wide scale government surveillance of law abiding Americans is problematic, and that in particular when the surveillance state intersects with politics that heightened level of scrutiny is appropriate. 

Who is directing the heightened level of scrutiny?

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Trump is a law abiding American now? 

I know that paying attention is not your strength. 

Perhaps maybe look into the the mass surveillance operations that have been disclosed as result of various whistleblowers.  You will probably call them traitors. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who is directing the heightened level of scrutiny?

Preferably a strong advocate for constitutional rights. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I know that paying attention is not your strength. 

Perhaps maybe look into the the mass surveillance operations that have been disclosed as result of various whistleblowers.  You will probably call them traitors. 

Not answering the question posed to you is one of your strengths. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I know that paying attention is not your strength. 

Perhaps maybe look into the the mass surveillance operations that have been disclosed as result of various whistleblowers.  You will probably call them traitors. 

 What do you propose?

Just now, Anastasis said:

Preferably a strong advocate for constitutional rights. 

And who in the current administration would that be?

 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Preferably a strong advocate for constitutional rights. 

Like trump? 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Not answering the question posed to you is one of your strengths. 

Asking a relevant question is apparently not one of yours.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Asking a relevant question is apparently not one of yours.

It's completely relevant considering Donald Trump is the president.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Like trump? 

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Asking a relevant question is apparently not one of yours.

So many insults tonight. Watcha mad about bud? Trump plight got ya down? 

Just now, Anastasis said:

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Troll gif number 5. Of course I’m too dumb to get it. Sorry. 

Yes. Watching posters come up with various rhetorical holes to crawl in to is fascinating. Cheers. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Yes. Watching posters come up with various rhetorical holes to crawl in to is fascinating. Cheers. 

So in order to combat mass surveillance operations perpetrated by the government, you want us to trust the government?

Do I have that right?

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Yes. Watching posters come up with various rhetorical holes to crawl in to is fascinating. Cheers. 

How exactly does one crawl into various rhetorical holes? 

Is that Latin? 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Oh you..

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I meant besides you. 

Fuck it. I give up. You are the king troll. I bow to you, oh king of trolls. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

I meant besides you. 

Fuck it. I give up. You are the king troll. I bow to you, oh king of trolls. 

He is this close to telling us Bill Barr has it all under control.

Just now, JimmyJames said:

I meant besides you. 

Fuck it. I give up. You are the king troll. I bow to you, oh king of trolls. 

 

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 What do you propose?

He proposed nothing. He never does. His entire life's work is built around being a contrarian because being one gets you attention, even if it is negative. I put him on ignore because reading his posts is like reading fozzz or Emaw. Who wants to waste part of their day doing that?

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1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

He proposed nothing. He never does. His entire life's work is built around being a contrarian because being one gets you attention, even if it is negative. 

A simple proposition. How about we don't build a massive surveillance state that can be deployed for political ends. Maybe we throw up some red flags when political opposition research intersects with the surveillance state apparatus. Maybe we actually try to vociferously defend our constitutional rights without regard to political winds. Crazy shit. Right. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

A simple proposition. How about we don't build a massive surveillance state that can be deployed for political ends. Maybe we throw up some red flags when political opposition research intersects with the surveillance state apparatus. Maybe we actually try to vociferously defend our constitutional rights without regard to political winds. Crazy shit. Right. 

Do you even 9/11, bro?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Do you even 9/11, bro?

It's funny cause the formulation was similar. Taibbi did a piece in rolling stone regarding the similarities. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

It's funny cause the formulation was similar. Taibbi did a piece in rolling stone regarding the similarities. 

Of course he did.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Of course he did.

Do you even 9/11, bro?

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Do you even 9/11, bro?

It's funny because the formulation was similar. Taibbi did a piece in rolling stone regarding the similarities.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's funny because the formulation was similar. Taibbi did a piece in rolling stone regarding the similarities.

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