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Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate

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#701

Something, something.  Loans.  Something, something.  Banks.  something, something.  Paying the points.  Taking the points.  Laying the points.  

They're not even trying anymore.  And you know what?  I don't fucking blame them.  Having dealt with political consultants and campaign managers for decades...they are overpaid, nefarious assholes with kingmaker complexes.  At least this new generation of MAGA asshats is transparent, "You know what?  Fuck messaging, narratives, and thematics.  Just get out there and say some stupid shit and the simpletons will eat it up no matter what so long as it's cloaked in hatred and prideful ignorance."  

And it's working like a fucking charm.

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#702
BREAKING: Federal prosecutors charge Hunter Biden with nine tax crimes, according to an unsealed indictment analysis via @cbs_herridge

Hunter did some big numbers. 😂 
 

 

 

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#709

I feel kind of sad for him.  The only reason people are going through his life is out of spite because he is a political opponent's living relative, and this guy needs or needed help.   It is pretty disgusting tactic but the right have demonstrated there is no bottom for them.  

#711
26 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I'm surprised rehab is that cheap.

It's not. Nowhere close. 4-5x that for a month. 

#712
51 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I feel kind of sad for him.  The only reason people are going through his life is out of spite because he is a political opponent's living relative, and this guy needs or needed help.   It is pretty disgusting tactic but the right have demonstrated there is no bottom for them.  

Really?  Poor, sweet, sickly Hunter?  The mean, old right wing is going after another helpless victim?

#713
38 minutes ago, PW119 said:

Really?  Poor, sweet, sickly Hunter?  The mean, old right wing is going after another helpless victim?

Well Hunter is an addict.  That is a situation that initially deserves some pity or empathy.

On the other hand, he has resources available to him that the vast majority of addicts do not and the way he lives out his addiction is fairly disgusting.

If he did the crimes, he needs to do the time.  But the fact remains that the heretofore underfunded IRS hasn't been investigating or prosecuting these types of crimes routinely and probably wouldn't be investigating or prosecuting Hunter if not for his last name.

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#714

Comer is tuberville-level stupid

 

Comer: My concern is that he indicted Hunter Biden to protect himTapper: Ahh yes, he indicted him to protect him Comer: This whole thing has been about a coverupTapper: He indicted him to cover it up?

 

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#717

Rich white guy lies about taxes, women, and drugs.  Color me shocked.  
 

I say throw the book at him to make an example.  But before you do, two things:

-remind what his White House ID/clearance number was/is?  I’m racking my brain to find it.  I see ivanka and Jared’s.  Shit, even I had one.  But I can’t find Hunter’s.

-wake me up when Hunter goes on a national tour both in person and online to bitch and whine incessantly how he’s been unfairly targeted in a politically motivated witch hunt.  Your alpha hero does more cunty crying in one week than this Hunter asshat does in a decade.  I also sincerely doubt Hunter will tacitly call for physical violence against the court clerk who filed these indictments.  Just a hunch since I know a gaping vagina when I see one.  And your guys’ cunt takes the cake.  

#719
6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Comer Pyle… one of Kentucky’s finest. 

He's not qualified to play a washtub bass at a flea market

#720
2 hours ago, Nivek said:

 the right have demonstrated there is no bottom for them.  

Lindsey Graham Peak GIF by Election 2020

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#721
3 hours ago, Restless Native said:

Holy shit this guy is my hero.

Thread title should be changed from "Hunter Biden's laptop" to "Hunter Biden: Surly Hero"

#722
Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs https://t.co/O1KGiNc286

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#724
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

in 2018 he withdrew over two grand a day?

guess we now know the identity of Ketch's old pork guy.

#725
13 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Don't most ATMs have a $200 limit? Or am I going to the wrong ATMs?

I think $500 but I’ve never looked into what it takes to get a higher amount available.

even if he had a 2k limit that is still a shitload of atm withdrawals

#726

You can get the limit changed.   A few years ago, I paid for some work done on my house and the cash price from the contractor was over 2k.  I called USAA and got the limit raised.  As far as I know, it's still in place but I've not tried to take out more than a few hundred every now and then since.  

#727
15 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:
Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs https://t.co/O1KGiNc286

 

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#729
20 hours ago, PW119 said:

Really?  Poor, sweet, sickly Hunter?  The mean, old right wing is going after another helpless victim?

I mean… yes? What does Hunter Biden have to do with politics 

#730

Beyond being mean and hateful, the GOP obsession with Hunter is just downright creepy.

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#731

the replies to the daily mail tweet are hilarious

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#733
On 12/9/2023 at 12:40 PM, Satchel said:

Beyond being mean and hateful, the GOP obsession with Hunter is just downright creepy.

But is it that out of character?  Linda Tripp and Monica Lewinsky say hello.

Favourite John Goodman moment on SNL? I always loved when he played Linda  Tripp : r/LiveFromNewYork

#734
On 12/9/2023 at 12:22 PM, HenryJames said:

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“I took my $100,000 and bought a new Corvette, a lot of cocaine, and spent the rest on foolishness.”

— George Jones

#735
Comer: I quit going on Fox and Friends because of Doocy. He's the one guy on Fox that's been very critical of the investigation. I have my theory why.. But I don't think the average viewer Fox News agrees with Doocy

 

#737
BREAKING: Hunter Biden showed up outside Congress today and read a defiant statement why he refused today to appear for a closed-door deposition. Story …https://t.co/HUy0ngWYbZ

 

 

#738

Just watched Hunter Biden speak for the first time ever. His voice is like a whinier version of Joe Biden's. It's going to be a deal breaker if he thought he was going to be president one day.

#739
6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just watched Hunter Biden speak for the first time ever. His voice is like a whinier version of Joe Biden's. It's going to be a deal breaker if he thought he was going to be president one day.

More of a dealbreaker than the $800K on hookers and blow? Maybe if he converted to Magaism, otherwise, I'm pretty sure the presidency (or any elected office) wasn't on his radar of future endeavors.

#740
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

More of a dealbreaker than the $800K on hookers and blow? Maybe if he converted to Magaism, otherwise, I'm pretty sure the presidency (or any elected office) wasn't on his radar of future endeavors.

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#741

I just wanted to mention $800K on hookers and blow again, because it's super impressive. He's a hero in any other context. 

#743

Lol.  Left the local fox affiliate on this morning and it switched over to the Fox Sunday show.  They led off with IMMIGRATION!!! and pivoted right into Hunter Biden and him ducking the subpoena.  Their basic argument as to why his subpoena was such a huge deal compared to the Jan 6 subpoena dodgers was:

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#745
I still can't believe Joe has weaponized the DOJ against his own son. 

“That’s just a cover. The crimes he is charged with are nothing compared to what he has actually done.”
#746
56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol.  Left the local fox affiliate on this morning and it switched over to the Fox Sunday show.  They led off with IMMIGRATION!!! and pivoted right into Hunter Biden and him ducking the subpoena.  Their basic argument as to why his subpoena was such a huge deal compared to the Jan 6 subpoena dodgers was:

Let's check in with Gym Jordan over Hunter Biden's "failure to appear" for his subpoenaed deposition:

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“We expect him to come in for his interview, for his deposition.  And, frankly, we’ll also, I think, look at contempt proceedings as we move forward.”

The same Gym Jordan who ignored a subpoena to appear before the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th riots?  Why yes, yes it IS the same Gym Jordan.

Laws for thee but not for me, I guess.

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#747
I also found that James Comer’s most valuable real estate holdings

 

#748

Sorry Jimmy, I don't have a dime on me. 

"Didn't ask for a dime.  $20.  Cash.  Plus tip!"  

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