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Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate

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The parties arrived y’all. Wazzzzzzzzzzzup!

He should have offered to show her his balls.  

 

Edited by Bullneck

Hunter walked in, dropped his balls and walked out 

Just turned this on via Youtube and I swear to God Jaypal just flubbed

"Let's talk about Donald Trump inciting an erection"  about 5 min ago.  The player has the whole hearing and live.

Hot take memes forthcoming I am sure.  

 

 

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apologies.  I didn't realize there were TWO contempt hearings occuring at this moment.  The above is Judiciary and the mentioned is Oversight.

The Jayapal moment is still fairly humorous. 

 

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

He should have offered to show her his balls.

She knows a thing or two about what to do with that dong. She doesn’t just get on her knees to pray 

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I didn't think White Privilege was a real thing? Nancy Mace sounds woke af.

27 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

He should have offered to show her his balls.  

There is no doubt she's seen the sex tape. I guarantee Republicans watch that as much as Texas fans watch the 2005 MNC. They're obsessed with his dong. 

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This Cohen dude is hilarious

WTF is Spartz talking about?  I swear these hearings are all about grandstanding.

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2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

WTF is Spartz talking about?  I swear these hearings are all about grandstanding.

these?

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

these?

Sorry... you can probably remove "these" from my sentence

The chef's kiss would of been if Hunter had pulled out a laptop and watched some porn during this hearing. 

32 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

apologies.  I didn't realize there were TWO contempt hearings occuring at this moment.  The above is Judiciary and the mentioned is Oversight.

The Jayapal moment is still fairly humorous. 

 

Hey look! The GOP strategy of flooding the zone with bullshit is working on the useful idiots

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Congressional hearings are now like 6th grade recess. What a fucking joke these clowns are. 

I remember when I'd see a video of two elected officials in like Zimbabwe come to blows on their Parliament floor and just shake my head.

That's about three levels more mature than the entire current United States Congress.

He got up and left when it was Marjorie Traitor Greene's turn to talk lol

 

 

Maga is confused because hunter was chasing down cougars and mlif’s, not raping 12 yo’s with epstein then bragging about it interviews 

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4 minutes ago, Covri said:

He got up and left when it was Marjorie Traitor Greene's turn to talk lol

 

 

Even Hunter wouldn't fuck ole Hammer Toes

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

lol he broke their brains

 

 

Republicans criminalizing white privilege:


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Hunter to MTG

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i saw this live at the gym and thought it was great.

 

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So apparently she wanted to intoduce more "evidence"

 

This exchange lmao

 

 

It's going to be amazing to watch Nancy Mace and MTG try to out-attention-whore each other in their quest to be Trump's VP.

Nancy Mace when she finally gets Hunter alone... 

 

1 -- fantastic reference.

2 -- goddammit, I miss Madeline Kahn.

House Republicans trying to break Shawn Bradley's record for getting dunked on...

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Rock.  Fucking.  Star...

 

My ears heard MTG saying "unanimous cuntsent" and my brain went

 

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What does that female voice say around the 0:31/0:32 mark when MTG is saying "i'm not an expert."  ??

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

He should have offered to show her his balls.  

He got a non-woke Republican to use the term "White Privilege."

And those hoop earrings. Did she not have time to get her hair done into White-Girl-coming-back-from-Jamaica corn rows?

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What does that female voice say around the 0:31/0:32 mark when MTG is saying "i'm not an expert."  ??

"Seems like it."

Now that you typed it out, I can hear it.  Anybody know who came in from the top rope with that one?  I'd like to donate to her campaign and/or hump her leg. 

Beyond fucking with MTG is there a strategy with Hunter departing immediately prior to her time?

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Beyond fucking with MTG is there a strategy with Hunter departing immediately prior to her time?

Does there need to be?  Good for him.

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Beyond fucking with MTG is there a strategy with Hunter departing immediately prior to her time?

Probably had a painting sale lined up.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Beyond fucking with MTG is there a strategy with Hunter departing immediately prior to her time?

Probably the part where they made it abundantly clear to him and his team that they would not allow him to formally/publicly address the committee.  So at some point, a grown man has to get up and take a piss, get something to eat, or fuck a cute blonde.  I know there's always people sitting in the back on CSPAN and we wonder why they are there, but they get up and leave and come back all the time.  We just never pay it any mind because we don't recognize them.  I see it in courtrooms all the time.  Somebody is there for an hour and then suddenly they aren't.  I don't read much into it other than that they are human beings who may have other shit to do if not under direct orders from the Judge/Committee Chair.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Does there need to be?  Good for him.

not at all, just curious if there was specific reasoning behind leaving at that exact moment.

From what I have seen in the above clips his arrival and movements don't have a choregraphed feel to them, but the side by side above when he leaves looks the most intentional.

43 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Rock.  Fucking.  Star...

 

moskowitz's tie today

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4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

lol he broke their brains

 

 

The most incredible part of this is that it was Andy Biggs (Andy Biggs!) who said wtf guys lets have more decorum.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

not at all, just curious if there was specific reasoning behind leaving at that exact moment.

From what I have seen in the above clips his arrival and movements don't have a choregraphed feel to them, but the side by side above when he leaves looks the most intentional.

I suspect he walked out on MTG for very specific reasons that are entirely about her.  

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I suspect he walked out on MTG for very specific reasons that are entirely about her.  

It felt like it, so just wanted to ask if anyone knew anything beyond the obvious.

I would think its because she's the cunt that displayed his cock for the world to see.

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