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Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hunter Biden walked in, dropped his balls and walked out 

He rolled in like Dexter St. Jaques from the Eddie Murphy bit.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Welp.

After 40 years of heterosexuality, I’m hanging it up.

 

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When he gets to the "look the other way" part.  Oof. 

 

51 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Holy Hell!

This whole takedown of Jordan is great, but wait for it...

 

54 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Holy Hell!

This whole takedown of Jordan is great, but wait for it...

 

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I dropped a tweet yesterday with a small sample of differences between Left/Right House members…

Left: AOC, Crockett, Moskowitz

Right: Gump, Boobs, Comer

just isn’t a fair fight. 

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

When he gets to the "look the other way" part.  Oof. 

 

 

3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Holy Hell!

This whole takedown of Jordan is great, but wait for it...

 

Fucking awesome right there.

14 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fucking awesome right there.

What makes it so awesome is the only time Jim Jordan has nothing to say is when Swalwell is dragging his ass about ignoring his subpoena.

He has Parkinson’s. It’s super obvious 

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34 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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This is hilarious to me. MTG is too fucking stupid to realize that almost every man in that room has a few dick pics floating around. And every single one of them dreams that, if they were ever to be made public, they'd need a black bar that big to be shown on television. Congrats on making your Republican colleagues fidget in jealously and envy of Hunter Biden.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

He has Parkinson’s. It’s super obvious 

That's a shame 

I’m writing in Hunters Dong for President in the general election.  

lol. Comer is now saying Hunter is involved in a human trafficking ring?  So he’s going full qanon?  These people. I can’t wait until October when Joe is a literal demon sent for the destruction of white America. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol. Comer is now saying Hunter is involved in a human trafficking ring?  So he’s going full qanon?  These people. I can’t wait until October when Joe is a literal demon sent for the destruction of white America. 

Comer being a pedophile is basically confirmed then.  Even for a member of the "everything we say is projection" caucus, Comer really takes it to the next level.

On 1/10/2024 at 7:03 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

On 1/14/2024 at 10:40 AM, Biff Tannen said:

lol. Comer is now saying Hunter is involved in a human trafficking ring?  So he’s going full qanon?  These people. I can’t wait until October when Joe is a literal demon sent for the destruction of white America. 

Isn't this what these type revere Andrew Tate for?  

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On 2/13/2024 at 5:54 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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On 2/15/2024 at 3:42 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

And none of this will ever be seen by the people who need to see it. Even if they did, their broken brains wouldn’t care. 

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

And none of this will ever be seen by the people who need to see it. Even if they did, their broken brains wouldn’t care. 

Biden’s DOJ is suppressing witnesses to protect Hunter!!1!!1!!1

So the “FBI informant” was being handled by Russian intelligence, and the Ukrainian stuff turned out to be fake and Rudy wanted it covered up.

Now we know why Gym Jordan didn’t want Hunter testifying publicly. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

So the “FBI informant” was being handled by Russian intelligence, and the Ukrainian stuff turned out to be fake and Rudy wanted it covered up.

Now we know why Gym Jordan didn’t want Hunter testifying publicly. 

Oh because they are all liars who lie about everything.  I get it now.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

I need to send this to my extremely Trumpy high school wood shop teacher.

I feel like I'm missing something. Did those idiots just mix up the pictures they meant to show on Hannity's show? Like they were trying to compare a picture of cocaine lines to saw dust lines, and messed it all up? Or is that the actual picture members of Congress tried to say was cocaine?  

On 2/15/2024 at 3:42 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Who could've possibly seen this coming? 

37 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I feel like I'm missing something. Did those idiots just mix up the pictures they meant to show on Hannity's show? Like they were trying to compare a picture of cocaine lines to saw dust lines, and messed it all up? Or is that the actual picture members of Congress tried to say was cocaine?  

I'm guessing someone chopped someone sawdust to look like lines as a joke and now these morons are losing their minds over something trivial and juvenile. about right

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm guessing someone chopped someone sawdust to look like lines as a joke and now these morons are losing their minds over something trivial and juvenile. about right

I mean, it just looks like saw dust fell from some boards. Nothing about that photo is unusual if you're doing wood working. 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/20/politics/alexander-smirnov-hunter-biden/index.html

Hunter Biden says special counsel used Alexander Smirnov’s discredited bribery claims to derail his plea deal

 

Surly attorneys? Does Hunter have a point? Neither the gun charge or the tax evasion appear to be related to anything Smirnov was alleging.

Is Biden's legal team saying the prosecution stance on terms of the immunity in the plea deal was clouded by the false allegations of Smirnov? How could one prove that?

Admittedly, i dont know all the ins and outs.

 

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1 hour ago, yoladu said:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/20/politics/alexander-smirnov-hunter-biden/index.html

Hunter Biden says special counsel used Alexander Smirnov’s discredited bribery claims to derail his plea deal

 

Surly attorneys? Does Hunter have a point? Neither the gun charge or the tax evasion appear to be related to anything Smirnov was alleging.

Is Biden's legal team saying the prosecution stance on terms of the immunity in the plea deal was clouded by the false allegations of Smirnov? How could one prove that?

Admittedly, i dont know all the ins and outs.

 

I think your initial analysis is probably right. This has minimal connection to Hunter's actual legal problems, as opposed to the fictional ones Comer is trying to work up. 

 

But, last I saw, his defense lawyer is Abbe Lowell, who is very much for real. So you can be reasonably sure that he can connect it up some way, even if kind of farfetched. 

Standard defense lawyer tactics that certain posters would decry as bad faith fascist enabling if it was someone on the other side. 

I've never done sniff one of coke.  Wouldn't that amount of sawdust coke kill a small horse? 

Party on, Hunter.

2 hours ago, Thrawn said:

I feel like I'm missing something. Did those idiots just mix up the pictures they meant to show on Hannity's show? Like they were trying to compare a picture of cocaine lines to saw dust lines, and messed it all up? Or is that the actual picture members of Congress tried to say was cocaine?  

The simplest answer is the correct one.

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I need to send this to my extremely Trumpy high school wood shop teacher.

Stumpy is still teaching?

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think your initial analysis is probably right. This has minimal connection to Hunter's actual legal problems, as opposed to the fictional ones Comer is trying to work up. 

 

But, last I saw, his defense lawyer is Abbe Lowell, who is very much for real. So you can be reasonably sure that he can connect it up some way, even if kind of farfetched. 

Standard defense lawyer tactics that certain posters would decry as bad faith fascist enabling if it was someone on the other side. 

Well there's a pretty material difference when the law is being used to defend someone from a group of fascists trying to use the government to legitimize false information from an enemy spy to attack the son of a political enemy.

 

Ya know, as opposed to the current standard that you regularly defend of using the law to slow roll even starting a criminal prosecution of a nationally televised criminal act.

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Well there's a pretty material difference when the law is being used to defend someone from a group of fascists trying to use the government to legitimize false information from an enemy spy to attack the son of a political enemy.

 

Ya know, as opposed to the current standard that you regularly defend of using the law to slow roll even starting a criminal prosecution of a nationally televised criminal act.

Stop being an asshole. @TwiceHorn doesn't make the law. He is just explaining how our system currently works to you. 

You can miss me with legally #bothsiding Hunter Biden and trump.

30 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You can miss me with legally #bothsiding Hunter Biden and trump.

In this particular case, Hunter/his lawyers are using a convenient, but largely irrelevant, fact apparently to defend very legitimate, if selective, charges brought by the DOJ of the current, non-fascist administration. 

Hunter appears to be quite guilty of tax and firearm crimes. Smirnov does not seem to have much to do with it. 

Defenders defend. Their tactics can be offensive. How offensive tends to vary with the offensiveness of the client. 

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I mean if it's not materially relevant to the situation, yeah it's bullshit and shouldn't be done 🤷‍♀️

24 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I mean if it's not materially relevant to the situation, yeah it's bullshit and shouldn't be done 🤷‍♀️

We don't actually know how it can be tied up. Lowell can probably be counted on to do a better job of that than the strip mall lawyers. 

But yes initially it looks like a big legal "Squirrels!" 

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