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Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate

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3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Trump’s DOJ is totally out of control here! Going after the President’s son is 100% political, and shouldn’t ever be tolerated in this country.

Wait, what? This is the second time “Biden’s DOJ” has gotten a felony conviction against Hunter? Obviously just a deep state thing to make it look like they aren’t totally corrupt. I’ve had enough of these socialist fascists that love their communism so much. Free Trump! Also, lock her up.

 
^^ Some variance of that has been said somewhere in all seriousness. 

I will bet you $100 that Joey jo-jo pardons Hunter.

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Meh. Maybe. Highly doubt it. But does anyone seriously think Ivanka would’ve even been charged with, much less convicted of, a felony while Trump was in office? Now, Don Jr? If Trump gets reelected, he’ll definitely let them out Jr in prison for his role in getting couchfucker on the ticket

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I will bet you $100 that Joey jo-jo pardons Hunter.

I'll take that bet. If you lose you have to give it to The Other Ones Foundation. 
https://toofound.org/

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'll take that bet. If you lose you have to give it to The Other Ones Foundation. 
https://toofound.org/

I’ll take your action, only if SM formally declines.

 

 

I was here when Incredulity's post read "I will bet any amount of money"...in case you were wondering how much he actually believes the words he types.

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I was here when Incredulity's post read "I will bet any amount of money"...in case you were wondering how much he actually believes the words he types.

Lol.  Triggered much?

 

yes I edited to be clear rather than sensational.

how much would you like to bet on the issue?

Joe should pardon Hunter before Xmas and tell every hypocritical piece of shit Trumpkin to go fuck themselves when they pretend to be outraged by it. 

37 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Lol.  Triggered much?

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You're certain you know what that word means? 

I don't want to bet. It's certainly possible that he's pardoned. A non-violent offender convicted of tax crimes and lying on gun paperwork...who happens to be the President's only remaining son...who, one could argue, has already given his pound of flesh to be the right wing's punching bag for 6 years...sure I can see it.

I just found it funny that you went from supreme confidence to betting a decent dinner out with the Mrs. so quickly. 

Also, would it really bother you if he was pardoned? Or are just looking to point and yell "hypocrisy" about who the fuck knows at this point?

 

 

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

would it really bother you if he was pardoned? Or

More than 50 former intelligence officials signed a letter”

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

God you’re fucking weird. Stop being weird. 

It's all he knows man.  It's pretty entertaining when you accept he has no other setting.

18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

God you’re fucking weird. Stop being weird. 

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'll take that bet. If you lose you have to give it to The Other Ones Foundation. 
https://toofound.org/

 

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I’ll take your action, only if SM formally declines.

 

 

You said any amount, let @Longhorn_Fan68 set it at whatever he wants. You don’t need my blessing. 

Put your money where your mouth is, and take every bet that’s proposed to you. 

Just now, SquishMitten said:

 

You said any amount, let @Longhorn_Fan68 set it at whatever he wants. You don’t need my blessing. 

Put your money where your mouth is, and take every bet that’s proposed to you. 

I said any amount initially, then edited within seconds to attempt minimize bullshit.

I’m open to a larger amount if he wants. 

 I requested your confirmation or denial so there is clarity on number of bets.  I offered to you first, so I will take this as a no.

Forget the money bet.

The loser has to post a video here of himself shaking his dong with a computer screen in the background showing this threads title.

 

Loser has to smoke crack naked with a hooker.  Or would winner do that??

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Joe should pardon Hunter before Xmas and tell every hypocritical piece of shit Trumpkin to go fuck themselves when they pretend to be outraged by it. 

This is correct.

37 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I said any amount initially, then edited within seconds to attempt minimize bullshit.

I’m open to a larger amount if he wants. 

 I requested your confirmation or denial so there is clarity on number of bets.  I offered to you first, so I will take this as a no.

I don’t make bets about nonsense with unserious people. You have my blessing to make bets with anyone willing to trust that you’ll pay up. 

3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t make bets about nonsense with unserious people. You have my blessing to make bets with anyone willing to trust that you’ll pay up. 

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15 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Loser has to smoke crack naked with a hooker.

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i'll take tree fiddy ($350) @Incredulity if nobody else wants the action. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna169621

So the prosecutor wouldn’t accept his no contest plea so Hunter went ahead and just pleaded guilty to avoid a salacious trial.  I found this interesting:

”Lowell told Scarsi in court that a ruling barring Biden from bringing up past traumas as the reason for his drug abuse in his defense case “played into his decision about what is best for him.”Scarsi had ruled that such information had no relevance as to whether Biden committed the crimes he was accused of.”

But at the same time…

“The plea spares Biden from a public trial where prosecutors had over two dozen witnesses, some of whom were expected to offer embarrassing and salacious testimony about Biden’s drug use and spending. The money was spent “on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes,” the indictment said.”

 

So on one hand the judge rules Hunter can’t discuss his drug addiction as a defense cause it has no bearing on whether he committed tax evasion .  But at the same time the prosecutor can line up 2 dozen witnesses to discuss his drug use and sex addiction cause I guess that does have bearing on whether or not he committed tax evasion??  
 

Joe should ABSOLUTELY pardon him, cause this is a sham.  At the same time he should pardon Don Jr. for being a dumb ass and pardon Eric for being a dipshit. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Joe should ABSOLUTELY pardon him, cause this is a sham.  At the same time he should pardon Don Jr. for being a dumb ass and pardon Eric for being a dipshit. 

Did he pay the taxes he owed or not? 

14 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna169621

So the prosecutor wouldn’t accept his no contest plea so Hunter went ahead and just pleaded guilty to avoid a salacious trial.  I found this interesting:

”Lowell told Scarsi in court that a ruling barring Biden from bringing up past traumas as the reason for his drug abuse in his defense case “played into his decision about what is best for him.”Scarsi had ruled that such information had no relevance as to whether Biden committed the crimes he was accused of.”

But at the same time…

“The plea spares Biden from a public trial where prosecutors had over two dozen witnesses, some of whom were expected to offer embarrassing and salacious testimony about Biden’s drug use and spending. The money was spent “on drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes,” the indictment said.”

 

So on one hand the judge rules Hunter can’t discuss his drug addiction as a defense cause it has no bearing on whether he committed tax evasion .  But at the same time the prosecutor can line up 2 dozen witnesses to discuss his drug use and sex addiction cause I guess that does have bearing on whether or not he committed tax evasion??  
 

Joe should ABSOLUTELY pardon him, cause this is a sham.  At the same time he should pardon Don Jr. for being a dumb ass and pardon Eric for being a dipshit. 

 

Well, under the American/English view of mental incapacity, commonly known as the M'Naghten Rule from some hoary old English case, diminished capacity is only a defense to a crime if it is shown to have destroyed the defendant's ability to differentiate right from wrong.  So, basically only the floridly schizophrenic or profoundly mentally disabled can defend that way.

So, legally, the judge is correct and Hunter's addictions have no bearing on whether he did or did not evade taxes.  Diminished capacity can come into play in sentencing, however.

On the other hand, the government is probably entitled to show his spending patterns to show why he wasn't paying his taxes and that he was knowing or intentional about it.

I really think we ought to develop some better jurisprudence on people with diminished capacity due to addiction and other disorders.  It may well be that it should stay in the sentencing rather than the guilt phase.

I suspect that Joe understands that Hunter needs to suffer the consequences of his actions.  That's the only way he'll get or stay sober.

I really rather doubt he'll be pardoned unless he receives a really draconian sentence.  But he won't because white guy.

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4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I will bet you $100 that Joey jo-jo pardons Hunter.

Bullshit

 

 

 

 

 

Harris is going to pardon him 

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I will bet you $100 that Joey jo-jo pardons Hunter.

I'll take that bet, but loser donates to the winner's charity of choice?  I pick Mobile Loaves & Fishes.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'll take that bet, but loser donates to the winner's charity of choice?  I pick Mobile Loaves & Fishes.

@Longhorn_Fan68has the action

What does anyone give a shit about this guy?  He’s not an elected official. I mean, really. 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Did he pay the taxes he owed or not? 

Did he get the same treatment as a first offender who did not initially pay him taxes but then paid them with interest later or not?

58 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

@Longhorn_Fan68has the action

I believe Blotto raised the stakes which means you must accept.

 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

i'll take tree fiddy ($350) @Incredulity if nobody else wants the action. 

 

7 hours ago, F250 said:

I believe Blotto raised the stakes which means you must accept.

 

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Are those stakes higher than smoking crack with hookers?

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Loser has to smoke crack naked with a hooker.  Or would winner do that??

At least he wasn't sucking cock to get meth, like one of your allies on this board did. 

Make it a million. There's not going to be a fucking pardon you fucking lunatic.

11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Are those stakes higher than smoking crack with hookers?

No, that's just a fun weekend in Vegas.

Ol' Joe vowed several months ago he wouldn't pardon Hunter, and I happen to believe him.

19 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Bullshit

 

 

 

 

 

Harris is going to pardon him 

This is 1000000x more likely than a 2 scoops pardon.  Sentencing will get drug out past election, new administration pardons. Everyone forgets 2 days later. 

If I were Joe, I’d pardon Hunter. If I don’t get to run for reelection, fine. Have it your way. But the way Trump pardoned all his criminal friends who where shitty, unrepentant dirtbags like Joe Arpaio, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, and Mike Flynn, and the way he dangled the potential of a pardon to entice his minions to commit crimes on his behalf? Fuck that. You’re damn right I’d pardon my own son after the election. Hunter confessed his crimes. He paid what he owes. He doesn’t have the gun anymore. Let people bitch and moan all they want. If they’re Trump supporters then it’s just theater. Let ‘em choke on it. 

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Ol' Joe vowed several months ago he wouldn't pardon Hunter, and I happen to believe him.

What is anyone going to do about it if he changes his mind now that he’s not running?

Not a damn thing. 

7 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

This is 1000000x more likely than a 2 scoops pardon.  Sentencing will get drug out past election, new administration pardons. Everyone forgets 2 days later. 

Disagree completely 

It’s infinitely bigger political baggage for Harris than if Joe pardons at 11:59 last day.

sure there will be some screaming and yelling from right wing.  In a couple months the consensus will be pretty much everyone would pardon their son.  

Peak politics 2024, a bunch of righties just can't comprehend that some politicians believe in the justice system and that people should face the repercussions when convicted of a crime, even if that person is your son and you have the power to make it go away. Their entire view of politics is exchanging favors for power and exercising those powers purely out of self interest. Their brains just can't see any other possibility.

17 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm just here to find out if they found more noodz of Hunter? 

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  • 2 months later...
On 9/5/2024 at 3:24 PM, Incredulity said:

I will bet you $100 that Joey jo-jo pardons Hunter.

 

On 9/5/2024 at 9:08 PM, F250 said:

I believe Blotto raised the stakes which means you must accept.

 

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On 9/6/2024 at 2:56 PM, 'stache said:

Make it a million. There's not going to be a fucking pardon you fucking lunatic.

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go get your fucking shineboxes.

On 9/6/2024 at 6:30 PM, 'stache said:

Peak politics 2024, a bunch of righties just can't comprehend that some politicians believe in the justice system and that people should face the repercussions when convicted of a crime, even if that person is your son and you have the power to make it go away. Their entire view of politics is exchanging favors for power and exercising those powers purely out of self interest. Their brains just can't see any other possibility.

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On 9/6/2024 at 3:36 PM, bolverk said:

Ol' Joe vowed several months ago he wouldn't pardon Hunter, and I happen to believe him.

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On 9/6/2024 at 8:30 PM, 'stache said:

Peak politics 2024, a bunch of righties just can't comprehend that some politicians believe in the justice system and that people should face the repercussions when convicted of a crime, even if that person is your son and you have the power to make it go away. Their entire view of politics is exchanging favors for power and exercising those powers purely out of self interest. Their brains just can't see any other possibility.

Oh shit

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

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go get your fucking shineboxes.

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Boy, you’ve got class.  Acting like a fucking Aggie like it’s the first time you’ve ever been right about anything.

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