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Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate

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#801
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Nancy Mace when she finally gets Hunter alone... 

 

 

56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1 -- fantastic reference.

2 -- goddammit, I miss Madeline Kahn.

"Baby, I'm not from Havana"

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#802

So when hunter doesn’t appear in congress the Rs bitch and scream. 
 

and when hunter does appear in congress, the Rs bitch and scream. 

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#803

Only time you worry about a Trump loyalist is when they quit bitching.  

and of course Hunter left the hearing, he was an ANTIFA/FBI plant and had to leave the Capitol before shit went down Ashli Babbitt style.  

#804
33 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I would think its because she's the cunt that displayed his cock for the world to see.

yeah, I didn't think there was any mystery here. she revenge porn'd him and he didn't want to strangle a sitting congresswoman with his cock, so he left the room. what else is there to discuss?

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#805
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So when hunter doesn’t appear in congress the Rs bitch and scream. 
 

and when hunter does appear on congress, the Rs bitch and scream. 

Performative outrage all the time. It's the history of healthcare reform sped up 100x.

"Universal Health Care? Fuck no! We have an alternative plan!"

"Fine. Let's do that."

"DEATH PANELS!"

#806
1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Beyond fucking with MTG is there a strategy with Hunter departing immediately prior to her time?

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#807

From what could tell ( yes my linked tweets are out of order possibly) was that after they all got their five minutes grandstanding and repeated delays and interruptions they were finally giving ol’ three toes her chance to show her “evidence” and Hunter was like fuck this let’s go. Similar to how when you and your friends are at a bar and it’s tree sloths and bridge trolls everywhere and the novelty wears off and one of you is like let’s bounce and everyone moves at once to the door.

#808
1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

not at all, just curious if there was specific reasoning behind leaving at that exact moment.

From what I have seen in the above clips his arrival and movements don't have a choregraphed feel to them, but the side by side above when he leaves looks the most intentional.

MTG is sure to be the outrageous, most awful “money quote”‘ of the committee hearing. 

Hunter walks out and all the cameras follow him to hear his lawyer’s statement instead. 
 

Master press move. 

#809
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So when hunter doesn’t appear in congress the Rs bitch and scream. 
 

and when hunter does appear in congress, the Rs bitch and scream. 

Howler monkeys gonna howler monkey...

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#811
Just now, Pokoloco said:

Would, would

    would?

Bro, there's a hot crazy index to consult. Maximum crazy and ugly as fuck. That's a big no from me dog.

#812
2 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Would, would

    would?

My favorit part of the picture remains the dude sitting behind Boobert, with the thought bubble of "man....crazy white bitches."

#813

Yeah, but he's also kinda giving Bobert's ass a look like, 'Yeah, but I probably still would...'  

#814
36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My favorit part of the picture remains the dude sitting behind Boobert, with the thought bubble of "man....crazy white bitches."

That's Byron Donald from FL who is a fucking moron.  

Aaron Donald from the LA Rams would be a better congressman.

 

I’m concerned about her congressional staff & how often they are exposed to these nude photos in the workplace. She used taxpayer money to print them on a poster board. When not being used, do the nudes hang up in her office or do staff store them? Seems like a possible issue. https://t.co/j4SPPZLmXI

 

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#816

Couldn't help myself.  Was in a waiting room one time and called MTG's D.C. and district office.  They have to know my voice by now.  I asked where they got the Hunter photographs enlarged for the committee hearing and with zero sense of humor or irony, the two Deputy Chiefs of Staff both said, "The Congresswoman just had them around the office."   Like how you or I would have a picture in our office of a loved one or favorite athlete or musician or something.  "So she just had them around?"  YES, sir.

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#817
7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What crime is associated with dick pics again?

Concealed carry of a large caliber weapon.

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#819
Republicans: This could never backfire on us.Hunter Biden:

 

#820
Republicans forgot Hunter is a lawyer. He was smart enough to file a motion to testify publicly. The DOJ now has no grounds to prosecute. Guidelines show there has to be intent.Hunter outplayed them.

 

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#821
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Republicans forgot Hunter is a lawyer. He was smart enough to file a motion to testify publicly. The DOJ now has no grounds to prosecute. Guidelines show there has to be intent.Hunter outplayed them.

 

Wait....Hunter is a hard-partier, master cocksman, hung like a donkey, AND a lawyer?  I'd forgotten that part.  Give me one reason -- ONE -- why he shouldn't be my hero.  Yeah, you can't do it, can you?

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#822
BREAKING: Hunter Biden used the White House to find lenders for himself, gained 41 trademarks in China, made $640 million while “working” in daddy’s administration, and received $2 billion from the people behind 9/11. Whoops, never mind, that was Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

 

#823

Would it be illegal to print out screenshots of Hunters dong and send them to MTG? 

#824
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Hunter is a hard-partier, master cocksman, hung like a donkey, AND a lawyer?  I'd forgotten that part.  Give me one reason -- ONE -- why he shouldn't be my hero.  Yeah, you can't do it, can you?

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#826

He should have hired Envogue along with his attorney.   Whenever MTG shows his dick pics, Envogue should then start singing that "never gonna get it" part. 

#827
8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He should have hired Envogue along with his attorney.   Whenever MTG shows his dick pics, Envogue should then start singing that "never gonna get it" part. 

Dammit. If I gotta get an ear-worm, then every slack-ass in here gets an ear-worm.

 

#828
21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Would it be illegal to print out screenshots of Hunters dong and send them to MTG? 

He should show up with print outs of her 3 toed feet 

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#829

 

You dumb chucklefucks couldn't make Hunter Biden look any cooler of you tried

 

 

 

#831
10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

He should have offered to show her his balls.  

“You are the epitome of white privilege, coming into the Oversight Committee, spitting in our face, ignoring a congressional subpoena to be deposed. What are you afraid of? You have no balls.”— Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) to Hunter Biden in the audience at House Oversight hearing

 

 

"I got no balls? Have you not seen the video?"

(Turns to aide/toadie)

"Get this bitch a copy of the video."

 

 

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#832

 

Live-action shot from this morning's hearing... https://t.co/1a68vkTAZh

 

#833
14 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Would it be illegal to print out screenshots of Hunters dong and send them to MTG? 

Why bother? You know she has them all already printed out and probably bound in a fine leather scrap book that she takes everywhere with her along with her pipe bombs. 

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#834

Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.

#836
12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go on…

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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#837
18 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.

Welp.

After 40 years of heterosexuality, I’m hanging it up.

 

#838
39 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.

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#839
22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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Oh come on Marge, even I would not with those two

#840
Rep. Robert Garcia (D-CA) sought permission for Hunter Biden to testify at House Oversight CommitteeIt was rejected===>

 

#841
28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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I can't believe she fucked a Zangief cosplayer.

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#842

I don't have time to watch this whole debacle, can someone please give me a rundown on how it's going?

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Nevermind. Found it.

#843
6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I can't believe she fucked a Zangief cosplayer.

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Well, that character is Russian, so it's totally believable. I bet the dude even faked a Russian accent for her during foreplay.

#845
50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

About what, the crossfit guys? Here, these are the guys she fucked. Grab your astroglide and enjor yourself, chooch:
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Astroglide?!  Spit and curl, baby.  Just like God intended. 

#846
18 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

I don't have time to watch this whole debacle, can someone please give me a rundown on how it's going?

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Southwest Airlines:  Wanna getaway? 

#847
50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Rep. Robert Garcia (D-CA) sought permission for Hunter Biden to testify at House Oversight CommitteeIt was rejected===>

 


I’d like to ask for a reasonable request.

-No

Why not?

-Because I said so

That’s not an answer

-Well I’m chairman.

Other chairman in other committees don’t do that

-well I’m the chairman of THIS committee and I do.

#849
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hunter Biden walked in, dropped his balls and walked out 

And Marge and Mace are big mad he didn’t drop them on their faces. Poor gals

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#850

Holy Hell!

This whole takedown of Jordan is great, but wait for it...

To those who thought it was a good idea to give Republicans the house back in 2022. Do better in 2024. #GOPClownShowContinues

 

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