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I’m new to posting on this site/admit I’ve been lurking a while. I’m dying to post on the debate thread but I get a message that I don’t have permission to reply or to post. How do I get permission?

 

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politics is restricted.  you have to have certain number of posts and rep.

Ohhhhh! Better get to work on that! I have so much to say during this debate! Thanks!

Just post your debate thoughts here. Everyone is cool with a little political talk outside the Cloak Room.

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How much rep does this fishwife need to enter ye quarters of no return? 

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Just post your debate thoughts here. Everyone is cool with a little political talk outside the Cloak Room.

Hahaha! I’ve witnessed the fate of those who attempt such foolishness!
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How much rep does this fishwife need to enter ye quarters of no return? 

And how does one earn rep? From observing the lively discussions on this site I realize I’m putting myself in a precarious situation with that question.
48 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:


Ohhhhh! Better get to work on that! I have so much to say during this debate! Thanks!

Tit pics leap you right to the front of the line.  Insider tip.  You’re welcome.

18 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:


And how does one earn rep? From observing the lively discussions on this site I realize I’m putting myself in a precarious situation with that question.

purgatory you can talk politics and get rep.

Write a 1 page summary of your debate thoughts, you'll get enough rep to be let in.

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Tit pics leap you right to the front of the line.  Insider tip.  You’re welcome.

Thank you for the info-I noticed y’all have a plethora of tit pics in pretty much every thread! I truly fell in love with this place when following the ‘fire Herman’ thread. Not only did I learn about Urban, but also discovered bouncy boobs, hottest chick (think it was the oh my god/gosh girl), as well how incredibly lucrative nursing is!
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purgatory you can talk politics and get rep.

Write a 1 page summary of your debate thoughts, you'll get enough rep to be let in.

Ok- I’m on it!

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18 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:


I have no idea what this means...

Something a hitby sock would say.

How many buttholes would you say you have?

you have to pass a Captcha test

 

click on the squares that shows a pansy

 

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42 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

How's Rudy?

I hear he's "adjusting" well.

 

Rudy Giuliani caught in embarrassing bedroom scene in new Borat movie

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I’ve stepped into the Surly wilderness, so here’s my best neophyte answers...
1) No clue about the hitby part, but am def not a sock. Just a mermaid looking for help.
2) Re buttholes- I hesitantly claim to have only one. Feel like I’m walking into some trap here.
3) Gladiators aren’t really my thing, but I guess I’d watch if nothing else is on.
4) As zork stated, all pansies. But offense bigger pansies bc fuck OU .
5) I imagine Rudy isn’t feeling great right now, but that’s assuming he’s capable of emotions. Highly unlikely.

Did I pass?

21 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:

I’ve stepped into the Surly wilderness, so here’s my best neophyte answers...
1) No clue about the hitby part, but am def not a sock. Just a mermaid looking for help.
2) Re buttholes- I hesitantly claim to have only one. Feel like I’m walking into some trap here.
3) Gladiators aren’t really my thing, but I guess I’d watch if nothing else is on.
4) As zork stated, all pansies. But offense bigger pansies bc fuck OU .
5) I imagine Rudy isn’t feeling great right now, but that’s assuming he’s capable of emotions. Highly unlikely.

Did I pass?

As to point #2, we need proof of only one butthole. Can you post a pic with a sharpie in said butthole? We will let you decide on which color and size sharpie you use, but know you will be judged on your choice. 

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Did Derka respond?

No...but when I searched for Derka several variations came up, so it’s possible I wrote to the wrong one.
Just now, Surlymermaid said:


No...but when I searched for Derka several variations came up, so it’s possible I wrote to the wrong one.

Yeah he's posting under digdogger now.

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Yeah he's posting under digdogger now.

For real? I never know when it’s sarcasm on here!
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As to point #2, we need proof of only one butthole. Can you post a pic with a sharpie in said butthole? We will let you decide on which color and size sharpie you use, but know you will be judged on your choice. 

Hang on...searching for the sharpie.
13 minutes ago, Surlymermaid said:


For real? I never know when it’s sarcasm on here!

For real. PM digdogger

13 hours ago, Surlymermaid said:

 

I’m new to posting on this site/admit I’ve been lurking a while. I’m dying to post on the debate thread but I get a message that I don’t have permission to reply or to post. How do I get permission?

 

 

i think to post on the political forum you have to post your political compass results and make sure they don't cross the Y axis.

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For real. PM digdogger

Ok...just found out y’all are assholes. And I need to donate to the wreath fund.

Ok...just found out y’all are assholes. And I need to donate to the wreath fund.

Just found out? Thought you were a lurker for a while? Who’s wife are you?
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Just found out? Thought you were a lurker for a while? Who’s wife are you?

This shit is funny as an onlooker, but different ballgame when I need help lol. No one’s wifey!
3 hours ago, Surlymermaid said:

I never know when it’s sarcasm on here!

This may not be the place for you, then. 

6 hours ago, Surlymermaid said:

Gladiators aren’t really my thing, but I guess I’d watch if nothing else is on.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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It's always sarcasm.  

I’ve quickly realized that lol. I’ve learned much in the past 24 hours.
And thank you for your assistance in reaching my goal.
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This may not be the place for you, then. 

I want to learn from the pros.
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Sounds like something a wife would say.

I was a wife a long time ago...perhaps I still have a few wifey quirks. Who knows?

I'd recommend posting your pay stub. 

11 hours ago, Hate said:

As to point #2, we need proof of only one butthole. Can you post a pic with a sharpie in said butthole? We will let you decide on which color and size sharpie you use, but know you will be judged on your choice. 

Sharpies in buttholes... The good days

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