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Still waiting for “weird shit”. Anyone have an idea what is going to happen?  New name again?

Fuck I thought this was about Uncle Red sponsoring a banner over DKR this weekend.

This seems like a commie thread. You aren't a commie are you? 

1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Definitely a commie thread

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9 hours ago, BevoSwag said:

Still waiting for “weird shit”. Anyone have an idea what is going to happen?  New name again?

Somebody knows.

They found another Mayan calendar. 

26 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

They found another Mayan calendar. 

Those Mayans were some pessimistic fucking assholes.

Those Mayans were some pessimistic fucking assholes.

They couldn’t finish shit.

Damn.  I had hoped Red Foxx and Red Skelton we’re back from the dead and we’re about to put on the greatest comedy duo of all time.

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Damn.  I had hoped Red Foxx and Red Skelton we’re back from the dead and we’re about to put on the greatest comedy duo of all time.

 

It's a perfectly natural thing that happens to every website starting in the early teens.

Is this the weird shit thread?

I never thought I would be writing a post like this. It was July of 1995. I was working at a ranch near San Saba for the summer. The rancher's daughter, Misty, was supposed to be away at cheerleader camp, but she was sent home because her breasts were too big. It had been a hard day of work, and I had gone to the river for a swim. That is when Misty walked up. She had a box of wine in one hand, and some baby oil in the other. Yada yada yada......the alien spaceship killed everyone but me, because I hid in the stable. I've never spoken of these events until this very moment. I hope you can show me some compassion and understanding. 

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

It's a perfectly natural thing that happens to every website starting in the early teens.

Hahah, brilliance. 

Red banner? I thought surly ordered Code Red?

I'm so stupid.

 

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