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Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

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  • Buncha losers with no killer instinct up in this bitchhhhhhhhhh I'm drunk as fuck. 

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Knowing this will drive me to drinking too much, I'm waiting to pop open my first beer until the last second.

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Knowing this will drive me to drinking too much, I'm waiting to pop open my first beer until the last second.

I just started on my third...

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

They'll fit right in with the rest of the team then. 

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

Hopefully the rest of our guys TRY and play today also

So bailor starting LT and center are out today??

 

(Sorry, already drinkin' heavily to make today's TEXAS game more fun...😁)

I have something to do at 4, so will likely miss the second half and overtime. I’m not upset by this. 

Damn; those jerseys are nice with the no names on the back.  

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Underrated thread title imo. And I hate that song.

I'm cool enough to not have a fucking clue what the reference is.

Black feels appropriate today.16035660690295576428336154274270.thumb.jpg.d5dc30a59961222ff6fb044917bb0308.jpg

I know I said I wouldn't watch but I lied. I will watch with at times feigned indifference, and at other times genuine apathy. If Texas plays its cards right I might work that all the way up to ambivalent surprise.

Edited by ztejas

I'm really working to sober up. Thinking about taking a shot every time our team makes a good play.

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Damn; those jerseys are nice with the no names on the back.  

We're got our real helmets back too.

Really contrasts well with the off-peach color on the field. 

can you believe that Coastal Carolina is ranked, but Texas isnt?

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm really working to sober up. Thinking about taking a shot every time our team makes a good play.

We make plenty of good plays. Take a shot when we don't follow them up with offensive line penalties, have them called back for an inelligble receiver or illegal formation, or turn the ball over on the next possession.

can you believe that Coastal Carolina is ranked, but Texas isnt?

Tim Beck was ranked, too.

We excited or nah...

Just now, Drew said:

We excited or nah...

I'm kind of excited to go into a game with few expectations other than that I know I probably won't throw a fit if something goes wrong.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm kind of excited to go into a game with few expectations other than that I know I probably won't throw a fit if something goes wrong.

And neither will Tom Herman.

12 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I'm really working to sober up. Thinking about taking a shot every time our team makes a good play.

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I'm choosing to go the opposite direction... Drink, Drink, and more Drinking... 

I mean the first time the refs throw a flag on a soft contact DPI and then completely miss one on our guys, yeah...that'll get my blood boiling.

 

But nothing the team does will mostly get a rise out of me today.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm kind of excited to go into a game with few expectations other than that I know I probably won't throw a fit if something goes wrong.

That sentence made sense in my head.

13 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

can you believe that Coastal Carolina is ranked, but Texas isnt?

Yes. Yes I can. 

Best part is that my wife is in the other room watching America's other dumpster fire - Tennessee.  She's a grad.

1 minute ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Per IT, Hookfin is out today and may be done for the year

Does Texas lead the world in non-game injuries?

Time to ruin my Saturday. Expecting Texas to win by 14 so I lose money on Baylor +9 AND Herman gets to stick around for another week.

6 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

And neither will Tom Herman.

Chewing out officials is really, really hard.

Edited by ztejas

At this rate we'll likely miss half the first with 6mins left in the NC game..

I expect us to win 2-0 when the Baylor punter falls on his ass in the end zone late in the 4th quarter

Fuckin' sucks waiting on a Mack blowout win to end to watch TEXAS game...

FUCK... 😠

3 minutes ago, SDG said:

At this rate we'll likely miss half the first with 6mins left in the NC game..

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5 minutes ago, SDG said:

At this rate we'll likely miss half the first with 6mins left in the NC game..

You can always stream the Spanish broadcast while you wait for the UNC game to end

Marty Smith is a fucking hack. 

He’s a hillbilly load that should have been swallowed by sister.
Marty Smith is a fucking hack. 

He’s a hillbilly load that should have been swallowed by sister.

I'm focused. My urination is crystal clear. 

 

I'm ready.

Why am I going to subject to myself with mediocrity 

Yes he is unfortunately.

ah Dusty Dvorcheck... is there a broadcast booth that doesn't have a Texas hater besides Klatt ?

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