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Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

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  • Buncha losers with no killer instinct up in this bitchhhhhhhhhh I'm drunk as fuck. 

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We’re Benjamin button here, getting worse week by week

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What’s the Baylor fight song? 

Something rapey.

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Are they still broke?

Looks like he breaks them every time he runs. 

Why do we even trot a tightend out there.  They can't block and we don't throw to them.  Fuck we suck

This Texas team doesn't do anything well.

They're just bad at football.

Sucking sucks.

There is zero offensive advantage to putting #80 out wide.  Yet we do it on half our plays. 

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

He's too slow. He looked a lot faster last year at Michigan 

That's because he was surrounded by Michigan players.

Tarik Black is apparently not very fast.

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fucking sucks to be a longhorn fan right now 

This past decade feels just like the McWilliams and Mackovic years all over again... at least they each won the conference at least once.  

you know you guys wishing for urban he's gonna suck too

2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Fucking sucks to be a longhorn fan right now 

Right now? You mean the past decade right?

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

This past decade feels just like the McWilliams and Mackovic years all over again... at least they each won the conference at least once.  

Very true 

After watching this shit I really don’t want to sing the eyes either 

Well, we’re doing what we should do after having a bye week against a Covid depleted Baylor team, mudholing their lousy asses!

What? It’s 6-3? Never mind.

Texas "skill" players running drills -

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You have to like having Brewer on the field to use him as an extra blocker in the pocket. Then watching him simply wave at a pass rusher going by him. Literally fucking useless. 

I am really starting to think something is wrong with Sam.  he's missing thows left right and center.  He occasionally missed throws last year. This year hes missing more throws than ever

Of Tom isn’t fired after this shit show he’s not getting fired 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

we're the slowest team in the history of football

Plenty of fast guys on this team - but they sit so that Cade Brewer can get his snaps.

6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

No way, Tariq is so slow for getting run down like that.

 

6 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Hit a faster receiver you mean 

 

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

are you drunk?  3 Baylor players ran him down with a 4th getting close.  he was  10 yards wide open

Watch it again. He had to turn, almost stop, and then stumbled trying to get back around. He lost all his momentum. He’s slow but a OL probably scores on that play if Sam could hit a receiver in stride.

Lame Duck team in a pillow fight with a Lame team. So much lame.

This feels like "How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

Just now, LTtxfan said:

This feels like "How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

That basically sums up Herman's entire career here.

Y’all see that awesome front to back back to front work there by 25. That’s allll coaching.

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Shane looked so much better against Baylor in 2018

I miss him, we got the short end of the stick on that transfer 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Of Tom isn’t fired after this shit show he’s not getting fired 

Then we should fire CDC 

Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

AT&T Lily is my favorite. Anyone have NSAA on that one?

There's a whole thread.  I'm just hoping that when my iPhone 12 pro max shows up she finally acknowledges I exist.

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

None of the players on offense look like they give a fuck at all.

To be fair, neither do I.

Just now, LTtxfan said:

This feels like "How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory"

Yep. Tom is going to fuck around, not go for the jugular and Baylor will have a last minute drive and win the game. Tom will throw the defense under the bus in postgame and CDC will fire him as he leaves the stage.

This team wipes back to front 

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