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Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

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I think he got his balls caught in the Baylor players facemask. At least that’s the rumor.

Edited by Wishbone

Perfectly designed and executed game plan by the Hermanator. Limit offensive plays by the oh so dangerous Baylor offensive juggernaut while taking advantage of every chance to put points on the board no matter how insignificant.

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Perfectly designed and executed game plan by the Hermanator. Limit offensive plays by the oh so dangerous Baylor offensive juggernaut while taking advantage of every chance to put points on the board no matter how insignificant.

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

I would prefer if he were on a different team's plane.

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

One of those Boeing 737 MAX’s?

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

One of those Boeing 737 MAX’s?

If those are the ones that crash for no reason then yeah.  

Sam and Tom should head home for the day and we should see what Yurcich and Casey or Card can do without the two stooges holding the team back. 

7 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

 

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Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Sam and Tom should head home for the day and we should see what Yurcich and Casey or Card can do without the two stooges holding the team back. 

Man. I just can't even get it up to neg stuff like this anymore. 

Just now, UhhhIdk said:

Sam and Tom should head home for the day and we should see what Yurcich and Casey or Card can do without the two stooges holding the team back. 

Sam is a stooge holding us back?

You're a fucking moron.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Man. I just can't even get it up to neg stuff like this anymore. 

Took care of it for you.  

10 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Truly Mensa, the fucker just operates on a different plane

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I would prefer if he were on a different team's plane.

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7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

nah, one John Denver built.

With Harrison Ford driving

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man. I just can't even get it up to neg stuff like this anymore. 

I gotcha.

Who is stadium announcer again?

 

they just did the throwback video from ‘99 (gimme a phat beat vid), and the announcer just shouted “GIMME A FAT BREAK!”

 

 

i slid off my chair

At least uniforms are cool. No names and no bs on front. Urban ordered them.

Can TEXAS finally win a 3rd quarter... 

 

probably not

If Joe O is out for a while, defense is fucked more than usual


Bye bye Tom

Sorry, I'm on delay..just realized I shouldnt be posting[emoji1787]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Alright let's get a touchdown this first drive and shit down their neck 

Herman hasnt done that - ever.

 

We are the kings of either being way behind in the 4th needing Sam miracles to get points, or be way ahead in the 4th and watch TH tutle every fucking possion doing 3 straight runs into a 9 man front followed by a punt and other team roaring down the field to score and make it close

wow... I didnt know defensive backs were allowed to look back and watch the ball to defend it

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

"establish the run"

Z plane, Z plane....

hey guys!  Now we're playing BOTH tight ends at the same time.  Fuck. 

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

My god, Sam’s deep ball is horrific.

Yeah, but have you seem him balls deep?

The line actually gave him time, could have gotten a good chunk if he ran.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Hey, Jake caught one

and was wincing getting up

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