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Surly Game Thread: Texas vs Baylor 2:30 ESPN: Macaroni in a pot, T-Herm's a...

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UConn Tom thinks his UT gear will deflect his shit coaching. 

I just noticed that they took their names off the back of the jersey. haha 
No name on the back of jerseys.  Riveting.   Sure to have the intended impact....
its throw back. no texas on the front either. they didnt throwback the helmets though. no orange stripe and longhorn head is there.

I think we should run the ball more. Really expose this Baylor team

4 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Wait, we are playing at home in our road jerseys? Interesting.

Just turned on the TV.  Was wondering about that myself.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So this is a team with 2 practices 

It’s also the team with a solid quarterback 

Why no ISU game thread? Did ISU dude fall under a combine?

If he hasn’t lost the team yet, I’d hate to see how they will look when he does. 

We’re setting them up for a pass midway through the 3rd quarter.

Tom must have been told he's done. He's gonna take us down farther with him

So negative passing yards for TEXAS in the 1st quarter...

This is some funny shit... 😂😂😂

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

can sam not pass?

Maybe against Akins and Crockett when he played at Westlake 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

can sam not pass?

Look at his +20 stats and you'll find your answer.  

Spoiler (it's not good; he went 0 - 10 against ou).  

LOL our best play and I'm thinking the whole way "don't fumble, don't fumble, don't fumble"

I have more yards walking to the kitchen than we have in the first quarter.

1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

I think we should run the ball more. Really expose this Baylor team

Hey man- sometimes you just have to do what you are good at. This texas team strength is the run game man. Have to respect that. 

Just now, TexasEx said:

Since when is Baylor our rival? 

Since we suck against everyone else.

I swear this is Tom giving everyone the middle finger. This asshole will literally do anything to prove he is the smartest asshole out there.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

can sam not pass?

Tom apparently thinks grinding out a close game vs a terrible COVID plagued team is the key to victory.  I get establishing the run, but this is a terrible game plan.... again.

Hard to believe we're struggling to recruit on offense now. Who wouldn't want to come play in this? 

Just now, The_highest_of_fives said:

Did Sam separate his shoulder or something, shit 

If he did we have backups put them in

I feel like I'm watching my dog take it's last few breaths after battling terminal pancreatic cancer. I should just let her die in peace but I need to watch.

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

can sam not pass?

There’s a thread for that. 

Herman has to be feeling that the stakes are high for his job, but has he ever considered just saying "Fuck it", and letting his nuts hang? I don't think he has...

 

1 minute ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

Did Sam separate his shoulder or something, shit 

Or if he did, do we not have another QB?  

This would seem on the surface to be a preposterous and unnecessary question.  However . . .

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

We’re setting them up for a pass midway through the 3rd quarter.

Where we've historically scored little to no points. I think I see the problem...

Charge Herman with thefr/fraud if he spends a penny of his remaining paychecks..

Just now, Tigersnake said:

Herman has to be feeling that the stakes are high for his job, but has he ever considered just saying "Fuck it", and letting his nuts hang? I don't think he has...

 

Too scared

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