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4 minutes to go in Tech game.

OT a danger, though.

On no... It's Beth

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Muthrfukr!!! I wanted to watch this game but I can’t tolerate listening to Beth Mowins for
3+ hours!!!

3 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Muthrfukr!!! I wanted to watch this game but I can’t tolerate listening to Beth Mowins for
3+ hours!!!

Yep, I'm out.

So far CINCY more physical and energy than smu early 1st qtr

These are 2 good football teams.

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

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is that a coked out pony? I guess it fits

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These are 2 good football teams.

smu just got punched in the mouth... they better get off the mat

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

smu just got punched in the mouth... they better get off the mat

We made them work for it. Need to get it going on O. And not commit stupid penalties on the punt.

Or commit offsides penalties.

Alright that one was too easy...

Edited by ztejas

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Standing 8 count for the ponies.

smu needs a big play to get them going.

CINCY so far, ain't fuckin' around tonight.....

Hmm. I was hoping this Shane wouldn't show up. Going to be a long game.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Hmm. I was hoping this Shane wouldn't show up. Going to be a long game.

Yeah, so far he has that look like when he played for TEXAS against tcu

If anyone has kids watching you might want to send them to bed.

MOVE IT BACK

c'mon D

That 3rd and 1 stop was nails. Gotta score here now.

Edited by ztejas

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If anyone has kids watching you might want to send them to bed.

Good defensive stop at midfield for ponies... Punt

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's still TV-14.  Not a snuff flick yet.

It involves adult situations. Like killing hookers and being indicted by the IRS for writing off non-business expenses. 

I swear there has to be something in the water when it comes to WRs at SMU. Gray is turning into a fing superstar.

Great drive so far. Need to cap it off.

Christ. Was hoping Granson had fixed his drops issue.

Edited by ztejas

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

He should have had that 

he doesn't have the best hands but has had a nice season so far.

And FUCK YEAH. Let's go Rashee!

Aaaaaand we kick the ball out of bounds.

I'm watching at a bar stone cold sober and already concerned that I'm being too expressive. 

Oh well. Fuck em. HUGE play.

Oh for fuck's sake you CANNOT reverse this.... (I will admit that was close to targeting)

Edited by ztejas

I'm surprised that wasn't overturned, based on the angle they kept showing.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Hate the damn political ads...

Suck it up.  10 more days and it'll all be over.

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I'm watching at a bar stone cold sober and already concerned that I'm being too expressive. 
Oh well. Fuck em. HUGE play.
Oh for fuck's sake you CANNOT reverse this....
Watching in my yard, very drunk, probably passing neighbors off.

We got lucky there.c82514547714c63eb3cd772a4bddaafc.jpg
16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Christ. Was hoping Granson had fixed his drops issue.

Nope.

Apparently it's an issue for Rashee, too.

I hope those don't cost us the game. I feel like they're going to.

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Suck it up.  10 more days and it'll all be over.

AthleticVictoriousHornshark.webp

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Watching in my yard, very drunk, probably passing neighbors off.

We got lucky there.c82514547714c63eb3cd772a4bddaafc.jpg

It’s good your passing them beers cuz they might be pissed otherwise. 
 

wait...

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Nope.
Apparently it's an issue for Rashee, too.
That was blatant OPI that they probably flag if he catches it.

Last 4min of this 1st half might be important...

Buckle your seatbelt on that barstool @ztejas 

😂😂😂

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Suck it up.  10 more days and it'll all be over.

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So... they're tearing up our secondary, we can't contain their dual threat RB, and they're going to resort to running it up the middle?

 

Okay, now I feel better about the drops. Universe has balanced itself.

Dykes always looks like they pulled some sorority girl's dad off the Boulevard and told him to put on a headset.

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