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First Place Dallas Cowboys vs Washington F.T. game thread

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Just now, ztejas said:

Eagles are in first place G.

not after the big Cowboys win today!

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

not after the big Cowboys win today!

What game are you watching?

So I tune in and the score is D0 W2. As I type this the Redskins  scorea TD. D0 -W9

1 minute ago, RPM said:

So I tune in and the score is D0 W2. As I type this the Redskins  scorea TD. D0 -W9

By the time I type this, it will be 16-0.  Cowboys suck.

Dallas needed that.  

I’m just starting on the DVR. Pam Oliver is an embarrassment. They threw it to her from the booth and I swear she started with, “Thanks, Joe.” She hasn’t worked with Joe/Troy in several years, right?

Did 66 McGovern shit his pants or just have massive swamp ass?

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’m just starting on the DVR. Pam Oliver is an embarrassment. They threw it to her from the booth and I swear she started with, “Thanks, Joe.” She hasn’t worked with Joe/Troy in several years, right?

Charissa just did a game break and said "Thanks, Joe." Maybe the PBP guy is named Joe?

Shocked they forced a punt. But WFT sucks too.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Charissa just did a game break and said "Thanks, Joe." Maybe the PBP guy is named Joe?

Joe Davis.

Edited by David Dennison

Flipping from Stillers/Titans to this abortion is like watching a good NFL game versus a JV game.

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’m just starting on the DVR. Pam Oliver is an embarrassment. They threw it to her from the booth and I swear she started with, “Thanks, Joe.” She hasn’t worked with Joe/Troy in several years, right?

Her eyes look all blurry too. Starting to seriously wonder if she has a drinking issue or if there is something wrong with her health wise. She ain’t right. 

“First place”

I guess when then week started we were.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Her eyes look all blurry too. Starting to seriously wonder if she has a drinking issue or if there is something wrong with her health wise. She ain’t right. 

She's been a hot mess for 3 years or more.

Just now, slorch said:

Flipping from Stillers/Titans to this abortion is like watching a good NFL game versus a JV game.

Ya. Watching real teams that are coached well and flipping over to this shit is outstanding. I hate Jerruh so much. I know Washington fans feel the same about their owner. 

I’m just starting on the DVR. Pam Oliver is an embarrassment. They threw it to her from the booth and I swear she started with, “Thanks, Joe.” She hasn’t worked with Joe/Troy in several years, right?


Well F me, this is some guy named Joe Davis — not Kevin Burkhart. Pam still sucks.

Zeke ain't got no zip anymore. I think the Covid trashed his lungs.

If a team wins a division with six wins can they just say pass and give the playoffs spot to a more deserving wild card?  Lol

Is...is that a first down?

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well F me, this is some guy named Joe Davis — not Kevin Burkhart. Pam still sucks.

 

He's the Dodgers' TV play-by-play guy.

You look over there at the Football Team and they are all about turdition

Zeke sure makes it easy for guys to strip him. He never switches the ball over to his left hand. 

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Zeke ain't got no zip anymore. I think the Covid trashed his lungs.

Never pick a RB in their first round and then overpay him. Plus, he’s kinda an idiot. Shit even urban Meyer wouldn’t let him be a team captain at Ohio State. That says a lot. He’s not reliable. 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Cee Dee you gotta hang on to those.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Zeke ain't got no zip anymore. I think the Covid trashed his lungs.

Yet he leads all NFL RBs in snaps by like a 100. 

Now every WR is dropping easy catches. Gallup last week.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Plus, he’s kinda an idiot.

No, he's full blown idiot.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Her eyes look all blurry too. Starting to seriously wonder if she has a drinking issue or if there is something wrong with her health wise. She ain’t right. 

She’s been slurring her words, and can’t put sentences together for about the last 5 years.  
I assume she’s a drunkie, a pill popper, or had a stroke.

She needs to be relieved of her duties.

Just now, Catdaddyhorn said:

Yet he leads all NFL RBs in snaps by like a 100. 

When was the last time he carried the ball 3 play in a row?

1 minute ago, former alkie said:

She’s been slurring her words, and can’t put sentences together for about the last 5 years.  
I assume she’s a drunkie, a pill popper, or had a stroke.

She needs to be relieved of her duties.

She hasn’t been “right” since she was hit in the face with the football on live tv in 2013. She suffered a concussion and spent days in a dark room. I mean if we all can see something isn’t right with her her producers etc...have to know she’s messed up. It’s irresponsible to put her on the air like that. 

Pittsburg and Tennessee would crush this Dallas team. 
Somewhere Garrett is smiling. “See? It wasn’t all me!” 
I need a Jerry cam. I just want to throw shit at my tv. 

Dalton is the worst QB in NFL and this defense is the worst in the history of football.

The good thing is that we should be able to reload fairly quickly. All we need to do is improve: OL, DL, Safety, Linebacker, QB, Tight-end, Corner & special teams. 

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