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First Place Dallas Cowboys vs Washington F.T. game thread

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“We can’t believe he was available in the second round”

 

lol. That dude is ass. 

It’s even worse when you realize we keep ignoring S/CB position. Jerruh sucks. 

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Her eyes look all blurry too. Starting to seriously wonder if she has a drinking issue or if there is something wrong with her health wise. She ain’t right. 

Now that I think about it, she probably has a medical issue like MS. That would explain why she hasn't been replaced.

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Unfortunately Dak threw parties in the spring so they all got it then. Now they're just playing like they have it

NOw wE wIlL SeE whAt ThiS TEAm LoOKs LiKe wiTH an ElITE qB

 

Nothing quite like getting your ass kicked by a team that doesn't even have a name. 

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There was a wagering line earlier this week on if the cowboys would trail by double digits at any point during this game. That was money in the bank

Dak definitely gonna get his money. If I’m him, I’d be like “Trade me to a better run organization!” It’s amazing how much he held the time together. It’s not even funny. 
jeez we can’t even get a running game going with literally one of the best RBs in the league. Such trash. 

im not sure this OL could block the air

Cowboys are about to go through a 3-4 year run of extreme pain. Lacking talent at every position on the roster besides WR and Qb when Dak is healthy. Bad contracts all over. Coked out GM. Fat, low-t head coach. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

jeez we can’t even get a running game going with literally one of the best RBs in the league.

Zeke couldn't pass block my little sister.

6 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The good thing is that we should be able to reload fairly quickly. All we need to do is improve: OL, DL, Safety, Linebacker, QB, Tight-end, Corner & special teams. 

Add coaching staff, and I agree with you. 
Pretty dismal

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dalton is the worst QB in NFL and this defense is the worst in the history of football.

Not worth watching anymore.  Pathetic.

the punter has been awful for 3 years.  there are college punters better than this fuck.

Dalton literally stepped left right into the sack instead if shifting right and using Zeke's block to shield him for another count or 2. . 

dude just grabbed Demarcus lawrence no call.

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This crash and burn is so entertaining. Local radio will be hilarious this week again. Hopefully more players go to Slater trashing the coaching and if we're lucky trashing Jerry and Stephen too.  

this team.  so stupid.  TD coming up.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Zeke couldn't pass block my little sister.

Fucking “feed me” tattoo. Man buns and nose ring. Fumble prone fuckhead who gives up on plays. 
so I flipped over to the real football game with the Titans and Steelers. Got depressed inside of a minute. Flipped back to watch the train wreck. Seeing coaching we can’t have is too much for me. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Another wasted draft pick on that broke ass LVE. 

Jerry could have drafted every Alabama player available for the last 4 years and fielded a better team.

2 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Dalton literally stepped left right into the sack instead if shifting right and using Zeke's block to shield him for another count or 2. . 

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Another wasted draft pick on that broke ass LVE. 

And who was drafted right after?

League MVP Lamar Jackson. You could make a super bowl contending team just from players drafted right after the bums the cowboys draft

Defense all kinds of confused. And they actually got pressure. But still gave it up. Lmfao.

LVE = Fine Bone China

That is grounding. not that it matters.

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Geez. Launching with your head. God we are dumb. 

You said it. I could see that injury coming a mile away. "Here Mr. Washington football player, sit on my neck." 

They need the Jerruh cam. That way you parents can explain to your kids how a billionaire can fuck up an entire team. And juxtapose it with how Kraft runs the patriots. I want to watch Jerruh lose his shit. The Arizona game was priceless. We made Baker Mayfield look badass. Cincy is making him look like he really is. Shitty. 

They put some duct tape and fentanyl on LVE. He's gtg.

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You see, Jerry... In football you are required to make more than a single good defensive play in a row

3rd & 1 and we give them a 15yd TD.

ballgame.  Jaylon Smith is not a good athlete.

Dak's price is going up. hilarious that him being lost for the season will make Jerry sign for his price.

McCarthy is Garrett.

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Of course he was a step behind. There was a guest on the Hardline this past Friday with Bob and Donovan who all but said that we have the dumbest defense he's ever seen. 

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Gave up over 20 pts to the worst offense in the league...

 

In the first half. 

This is beautiful. Soak it all in Jerry

Just now, dcar00 said:

Dak's price is going up.  McCarthy is Garrett.


Vince Lombardi couldn't coach this rotting corpse of a roster to the playoffs. 

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