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First Place Dallas Cowboys vs Washington F.T. game thread

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The good news is the Boys have rolled up no fewer than 40 yards of total offense, with three minutes to add to that stat before halftime.

Cowboys are embarrassing.  Thanks Jerrah 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Dak's price is going up.  McCarthy is Garrett.

Not sure McCarthy is that good 

Jaylen Smith, you rotten piece of garbage. Tackle him, you moron 

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Well, we will have a high first round pick. Normally I’d be excited...but we draft about as well as the Packers did this year.

seeing Jerruh all giddy on his yacht with that shit eating Arky grin when he drafted Lamb. Knowing we needed other positions and lamb was a luxury. Fucking old coked out Arky fuck. Y’all should call into the radio after this disaster! I got on in 2018 before Garrett was canned. I bet Jerruh blames people for having fired Garrett. 

 

Just now, LTbear said:

Not sure McCarthy is that good 

This makes me realize that Rodgers could have won more SB without him as HC.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Vince Lombardi couldn't coach this rotting corpse of a roster to the playoffs. 

McCarthy is awful.  Rodgers was right.

and he's even more awful for hiring Nolan. the whole thing is a dumpster fire.

everything is in front of them...including a shitty OL, a shitty DC, a Shitty HC, and a shitty QB.

Is it that hard to find average lb’s? The chiefs have signed 2 or 3 former cowboys linebackers to cheap deals that make tackles and don’t fuck up. Cowboys have invested 2 top 35 picks in LVE and Smith and they fucking suck. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Is it that hard to find average lb’s? The chiefs have signed 2 or 3 former cowboys linebackers to cheap deals that make tackles and don’t fuck up. Cowboys have invested 2 top 35 picks in LVE and Smith and they fucking suck. 

no.  its coaching.  

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Is it that hard to find average lb’s? The chiefs have signed 2 or 3 former cowboys linebackers to cheap deals that make tackles and don’t fuck up. Cowboys have invested 2 top 35 picks in LVE and Smith and they fucking suck. 

But Jaylon swiped and made 14 tackles against the giants breh!!!!

6 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Yeah man "calling into the radio" will solve everything. 

It just makes for more entertainment. I don’t even think killing Jerruh at this point will solve anything.  But we know that Jerruh listens to the programs after the games. So calling in and calling him a fucking wanker is funny. 

Timeouts don’t roll over to the second half Mike. Such a shit year. Texas stinks and Dallas is shit. We are getting clobbered by a 1-5 team that hasn’t scored more than 22 points since their season opener. Wtf?

ha ha... knew that was going to happen.

9 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Jerry and his redneck son are morons.

That’s an insult to morons.

Zeke you pile of Ewok shit. Wish Troy was calling this game. Would love to hear his disgust. 

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I think that should just count as another zeke fumble. Went through his hands either way

Hahahaha. On e again .Zeke helps the other team get a pick.

Hahaha that was actually predictable which is the funny part. What a pure shit show  

Fuckin Stone Hands Zeke.

 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Zeke you pile of Ewok shit. Wish Troy was calling this game. Would love to hear his disgust. 

this is why Troy quit. He played just long enough to make sure he had it out of his system.  He knew what a fucking idiot Jones was.

I don’t see how any team can be worse than this Dallas team, yet a third of the league had the same record or worse going into this week. 

Burn it all down. All of it. Someone take out Jerry somehow - he's old, it should be easy. Demolish the stadium. Buyout Dak's contract and trade him for picks.

Mike is actually making Garrett look competent. Man McCarthy owes Rodgers his soul. Fucking Aaron is the reason you have a ring and this “job.”  
coaching. Look at Gase vs Vrabel and the development of Tannehill. Coaching matters. 
 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t see how any team can be worse than this Dallas team, yet a third of the league had the same record or worse going into this week. 

thats the funny part.  if they would have won the next 2 games they almost would have locked up the division.

The Cowboys won those games before the OL got wiped out by injuries and Dak went down.  There is no team in the NFL worse than Dallas right now.

Just now, Trey3216 said:

That was an awful throw as well 

yes horrible throw. play pollard.  maybe put in Gilbert just to see what might happen.  at least you can run him.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t see how any team can be worse than this Dallas team, yet a third of the league had the same record or worse going into this week. 

Yep. How can there be so many shit coaches? The disparity is staggering. 

The game fox is showing for me is Green Bay at Houston. Texans and big contract Watson are getting worked over by the packers. They will continue to have a worse record than Dallas for another week at least, barring a pretty good comeback. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The game fox is showing for me is Green Bay at Houston. Texans and big contract Watson are getting worked over by the packers. They will continue to have a worse record than Dallas for another week at least, barring a pretty good comeback. 

Deshaun looks like complete shit without Hopkins. I remember so many telling me how great he was lmao. 

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Dak doesn't have a contract. 

Good thing we locked down cooper, Zeke and smith though? Shit. Dak is the one commodity we have. And we didn’t lock him down. Fucking Mahomes and Watson got deals done while the Jones were fucking around with 3 years or four or five years. Over paying everyone and fucking yo cap space. We need cheap talent through the draft and we can’t even trade our most valuable asset for picks. 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mike is actually making Garrett look competent. Man McCarthy owes Rodgers his soul. Fucking Aaron is the reason you have a ring and this “job.”  
coaching. Look at Gase vs Vrabel and the development of Tannehill. Coaching matters. 
 

 

On 1/6/2020 at 4:04 PM, ztejas said:

As a Texans fan, whenever I think of Bill O'Brien's future and potentially replacing him I think of Mike McCarthy. I'm not sure McCarthy was ever a good coach. At times he's probably been an above average coach. But he managed to coach for a franchise with a phenomenal winning culture and lucked into having one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time under center. I guess that was enough to stumblefuck into winning a superbowl. If BoB wins in Houston it will be 98% because of Deshaun. McCarthy winning in GB was at least 90% Rodgers.

I'm not saying Deshaun is that good. He probably isn't. And Cowboys fans are welcome to flame me when I say that I'm pretty convinced at this point that Dak isn't that good. This Cowboys team most likely needs a little bit more at the HC spot. Garrett to Fat Mike seems lateral. The elephant in the room is obviously still Jerry. The HC might not matter until Jerruh is six feet under. 

I'd like to see the Cowboys be good. I'm largely indifferent about their success but I don't hate on them like so many do. Living in Texas, especially Dallas, it's fun when they're good and potential contenders. Unfortunately with Fat Mike I sense more 9-7, ho hum first/second round exits. 

Those of you that stick with the Cowboys through thick and thin are better men than I am. 

 

 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Deshaun looks like complete shit without Hopkins

Yeah he doesn't at all but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

Hahahaha. On e again .Zeke helps the other team get a pick.


That’s on Dalton. He threw it behind Zeke.

Is it any more obvious to everyone how completely washed Zeke is as a player. And his contract extension hasn't even technically started it yet.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah he doesn't at all but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

Lmao. He sure does. Overrated trash.

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