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  • Bama Chick
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    That “majority” has been remembered as something that never actually existed. Let's clear that all up, shall we? Starting January 2009, at the beginning of the 111th Congress, in the month that Bara

  • Pescado_Rojo
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    I'd pay good money to watch Big John Fetterman beat Steve Bannon to death with Roger Stone. 

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On 12/29/2021 at 7:34 PM, Gil Bang said:

Not the Senate race, but holy shit.

On 12/29/2021 at 8:05 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Bold strategy cotton. 

I need more Republicans turning on each other.

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Ron Johnson wants another term in Wisconsin. 

 

 

Going to be some very close races.

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15 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Going to be some very close races.

Makes you wonder if one side's refusal to get vaccinated or take simple precautions in a global pandemic might come into play in some of these states that are expected to be razor close.

16 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Ron Johnson wants another term in Wisconsin. 

 

 


Moscow Ron also has Putin‘s blessings 

Just now heard a Mo Brooks for senate ad that consists of Donald Trump blabbing about Mo Brooks while a banjo noodles in the background.

No I don't have a link. You don't need a link. It sounds exactly how you imagine it sounds.

  • 2 weeks later...

My man is out there in the ick in a hoodie and gym shorts.  Bad mother fucker indeed.

 

19 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My man is out there in the ick in a hoodie and gym shorts.  Bad mother fucker indeed.

 

 

3 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

 

When Fetterman wins, he should challenge Cornyn to a fight to see who claims the "Big Bad John" title in the Senate.

he got a lot of shit on twitter about it, but what it says to me is threw on whatever was nearby and rushed to the scene. costume be damned. he arrived and provided support and ushered the president. i hope he wins

He got a lot of shit because there was a five hour time window between the collapse and Biden’s visit and he lives just a few minutes away.

He had plenty of time to go put on some britches before he met the president.

Especially because they knew pretty early on that no one was hurt or killed.

And now he’s fund raising off of it.

Pretty typical cynical, political move but his brand is “Authentic Regular Dude” so……..

It’s a fat guy alpha move to wear shorts in the winter. Which makes less sense cause as far as I’m concerned he’s more of a Sasquatch than fat.

22 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

He got a lot of shit because there was a five hour time window between the collapse and Biden’s visit and he lives just a few minutes away.

He had plenty of time to go put on some britches before he met the president.

Especially because they knew pretty early on that no one was hurt or killed.

And now he’s fund raising off of it.

Pretty typical cynical, political move but his brand is “Authentic Regular Dude” so……..

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this clown is running for Senate in Arizona.  he's buying local ad time during the Super Bowl to run the ad below.

 

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He sounds like a real piece of shit.

"Lamon is among several prominent Republicans who submitted false information trying to certify Arizona's November 2020 election results in favor of Donald Trump. He even bankrolled efforts related to the election audit security detail and has bragged about pushing Karen Fann, a key Republican state senator to move forward with the partisan election audit in Maricopa County."

Sheesh.

Not like his wife was SHOT IN THE HEAD OR ANYTHING.

On 1/29/2022 at 5:17 PM, Bama Chick said:

He got a lot of shit because there was a five hour time window between the collapse and Biden’s visit and he lives just a few minutes away.

He had plenty of time to go put on some britches before he met the president.

Especially because they knew pretty early on that no one was hurt or killed.

And now he’s fund raising off of it.

Pretty typical cynical, political move but his brand is “Authentic Regular Dude” so……..

To me, the look says: :Either elect me Senator, or else wait for me to come through your window some night at 3am."

Oh man, that’s no fracking earthquake…that’s a million Louisiana white people being triggered all at once.  Flag Desecration ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Not mentioned here but the Maryland governor,Hogan, announced this week that he wasn’t running for the Senate. He’s a popular GOP governor and thought to have a decent chance to win a normally reliable Democrat seat. Now it’s unlikely the seat will flip to the GOP.

this continues the trend of how Sununu (GOP) in NH decided to not challenge Hassan (Dem ) back in Nov.

the GOP path to take a senate majority is shrinking. But plenty of time and polls to come on that.

Anecdotal but on the story about the PA guy wearing gym shorts, I know a few PA guys that are his age. The only time they’re not in gym shorts is when work requires pants. Or if their wives force them to wear pants to a restaurant. Whether the temps are in the 20s or 100s in Texas, they’re in gym shorts. I’d also note that I don’t think said gym shorts have ever seen the gym.

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7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not mentioned here but the Maryland governor,Hogan, announced this week that he wasn’t running for the Senate. He’s a popular GOP governor and thought to have a decent chance to win a normally reliable Democrat seat. Now it’s unlikely the seat will flip to the GOP.

this continues the trend of how Sununu (GOP) in NH decided to not challenge Hassan (Dem ) back in Nov.

the GOP path to take a senate majority is shrinking. But plenty of time and polls to come on that.

Anecdotal but on the story about the PA guy wearing gym shorts, I know a few PA guys that are his age. The only time they’re not in gym shorts is when work requires pants. Or if their wives force them to wear pants to a restaurant. Whether the temps are in the 20s or 100s in Texas, they’re in gym shorts. I’d also note that I don’t think said gym shorts have ever seen the gym.

yeah, about that

 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Snowflakes are going to melt down.   
 

 

I told myself I wasn’t going to donate to any lost causes this year, but I just changed my mind

On 2/11/2022 at 12:05 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

He sounds like a real piece of shit.

"Lamon is among several prominent Republicans who submitted false information trying to certify Arizona's November 2020 election results in favor of Donald Trump. He even bankrolled efforts related to the election audit security detail and has bragged about pushing Karen Fann, a key Republican state senator to move forward with the partisan election audit in Maricopa County."

 

that should be 20 years in a federal prison 

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Anecdotal but on the story about the PA guy wearing gym shorts, I know a few PA guys that are his age. The only time they’re not in gym shorts is when work requires pants. Or if their wives force them to wear pants to a restaurant. Whether the temps are in the 20s or 100s in Texas, they’re in gym shorts. I’d also note that I don’t think said gym shorts have ever seen the gym.

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On 2/12/2022 at 5:29 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

the GOP path to take a senate majority is shrinking.

The GOP path to the majority is alive and well as long as a Democrat is defending a seat in Georgia. Warnock is going to have to win overwhelmingly to get around GA's election changes. Arizona and Nevada are not slam dunks either. Slim odds the Democrats go 3-for-3 in those. Anything less and the GOP is in the driver's seat for the majority.

Until recently I'd have said a loss or two could be likely be offset by getting Wisconsin or Pennsylvania, if not both. But in this climate, both of those are well below 50-50.

I still think it's possible that these midterms mirror 2018, with the GOP comfortably taking the House but Democrats holding serve or adding a seat in the Senate. But where that used to be the possibly slightly optimistic, but reasonable stance, it's become the absolute best case scenario. 

Polling has proven to be pretty much worthless, but for now it looks 47-49 with 4 toss-ups: GA, NV, AZ, PA.  I think Kelly is in good shape in Arizona.  So Warnock, Fetterman, and Masto hold the keys to continuing the Democratic Senate majority.  Not that they’ve had an effective majority with how Manchin and Sinema have behaved.

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You're forgetting Wisconsin. Ron Johnson is very under water and is facing a host of pursuers.

On 2/13/2022 at 8:42 AM, gmr548 said:

The GOP path to the majority is alive and well as long as a Democrat is defending a seat in Georgia. Warnock is going to have to win overwhelmingly to get around GA's election changes. Arizona and Nevada are not slam dunks either. Slim odds the Democrats go 3-for-3 in those. Anything less and the GOP is in the driver's seat for the majority.

Until recently I'd have said a loss or two could be likely be offset by getting Wisconsin or Pennsylvania, if not both. But in this climate, both of those are well below 50-50.

I still think it's possible that these midterms mirror 2018, with the GOP comfortably taking the House but Democrats holding serve or adding a seat in the Senate. But where that used to be the possibly slightly optimistic, but reasonable stance, it's become the absolute best case scenario. 

100%. I wasn't implying the Dems have the majority in the bag for '23-24. However there have been some favorable areas for the Dems but mainly on the GOP underperforming. 

Warnock has an interesting fight on his hands especially with the factor of Kemp/Perdue/Abrams/Trump for the governor's race. 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Trump’s running for governor of GA?

Technically he's not on the ballot, but he's definitely there in spirit.

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So embarrassing. “One time science led me to a question I don’t understand and refuse to investigate in any way and could answer with a 10 second google search.  Think about it!”


How is this not damaging to the brand? How does no one in the audience get offended that there is an assumption of 4th grade intelligence?

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Time to confess people. He got us. 

Why stop with apes?  Obviously, no species of animal can exist if any other member of a larger group of them still exists. 

How are there any other mammals if both us and dogs are supposed to be mammals?

I'll tell you. Big Zoo. A conspiracy of the top 153 Zoologists on the planet assembling at an annual meeting at an underground lava base, funded and coordinated by none other than George Soros.  

Herschel is coming from a fine tradition of individual research, instead of trusting experts, which is such a novel approach these days.

I look forward to seeing his data in the original coloring book format. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Pods said:

Time to confess people. He got us. 

Why stop with apes?  Obviously, no species of animal can exist if any other member of a larger group of them still exists. 

How are there any other mammals if both us and dogs are supposed to be mammals?

I'll tell you. Big Zoo. A conspiracy of the top 153 Zoologists on the planet assembling at an annual meeting at an underground lava base, funded and coordinated by none other than George Soros.  

Herschel is coming from a fine tradition of individual research, instead of trusting experts, which is such a novel approach these days. I look forward to seeing his data in it's original coloring book format. 

 

former username checks out (subtle faded background is cool)

“DONT CARE. MUST VOTE R. MUST PWN THE LIBS AT ALL COST “ - your average gop voter.

he’s running on a strict ‘why are there still apes’ platform. bold. 

23 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

 

uh, no science did not say that.

 

Sorry you didn't pay attention in freshman biology class, idiot.

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

he’s running on a strict ‘why are there still apes’ platform. bold. 

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