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I know this doesn’t relate to the senate, but if the pro Abortion side wins tomorrow in deeply red Kansas, that doesn’t bode well for Republicans in purple states in the fall.

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    I'd pay good money to watch Big John Fetterman beat Steve Bannon to death with Roger Stone. 

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Partisan poll but in line with others (Fetterman ROFLstomping Oz):

 

If somebody'd just put a tack in Trump's chair, he'd sit on it and pop.

LOL what a circus:

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oh and there's a THIRD "Eric" on the ballot!

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Well that's really fucking interesting. 

43 minutes ago, The Dog said:

LOL what a circus:

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oh and there's a THIRD "Eric" on the ballot!

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I know how they could settle it

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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well that's really fucking interesting. 

Now if they would actually show up and vote....

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well that's really fucking interesting. 

Could be a "Trump not on the ballot" effect. 

Fetterman going to shitpost his way to the Senate.  That seat is replacing Toomey (R) so that one would shift 51/49.

Swing states and (current), Arizona (D), Nevada (D), Georgia (D), Pennsylvania (R), North Carolina (R), Wisky (R), Florida (R), Ohio (R), New Hampshire (D), Colorado (D).

The only ones that look like a possible change are NV, Georgia, Penn, and Ohio maybe?  It's going to be 50/50 or 51/49 (either way) I think.

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

LOL what a circus:

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oh and there's a THIRD "Eric" on the ballot!

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I have to think that Oz is regretting his run for the senate.

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

LOL what a circus:

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oh and there's a THIRD "Eric" on the ballot!

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What does it take to get on the MO gop ballot? $5 with your application? 

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

What does it take to get on the MO gop ballot? $5 with your application? 

$5 plus you gotta be named Eric.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Who has bigger tits… Mehmet or Lisa?

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I have to think that Oz is regretting his run for the senate.

What does it take to get on the MO gop ballot? $5 with your application? 

I mean his name is Mehmet, a doctor, from Turkey snd running as gop in a state with a good rural population and maga fanatics, yea he sort of did it to himself.

he is a very competent surgeon by all accounts just got too greedy.


Running against a guy who by all accounts is pretty far away from anything “liberal elite”

 

ohhh and fuck Oprah and Oz and all the shit they spewed over the last 15 years.

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Nice to see Greitens on the receiving end of a beating for a change.

Pro-life abortion amendment currently getting throttled in ruby red Kansas. This is a bad bad sign for GOP prospects in the fall.

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Who has bigger tits… Mehmet or Lisa?

He’s been taking the wrong supplements 

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13 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Pro-life abortion amendment currently getting throttled in ruby red Kansas. This is a bad bad sign for GOP prospects in the fall.

Done

 

13 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Pro-life abortion amendment currently getting throttled in ruby red Kansas. This is a bad bad sign for GOP prospects in the fall.

Just declare victory now and stop counting the rest of the votes. 

I would like to see various Trumpkins doing soccer falls, please.

Fuck yeah fuck yeah

lots of dem voters likely to show up in the fall and vote anyway because of this shit even though they are pissed off about other things in general right now.

The GQP stepped in it w Dobbs. 

Over/Under on candidates who declare their primaries rigged?

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Over/Under on candidates who declare their primaries rigged?

All of them?

Erbody.

19 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:
I know this doesn’t relate to the senate, but if the pro Abortion side wins tomorrow in deeply red Kansas, that doesn’t bode well for Republicans in purple states in the fall.

Nice call.

59 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Pro-life abortion amendment currently getting throttled in ruby red Kansas. This is a bad bad sign for GOP prospects in the fall.

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8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Will Ferrell Lol GIF

Listening to him talk,  he’s so dumb.  I think even Terrell owens is more articulate than this guy.

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

I mean his name is Mehmet, a doctor, from Turkey snd running as gop in a state with a good rural population and maga fanatics, yea he sort of did it to himself.

he is a very competent surgeon by all accounts just got too greedy.


Running against a guy who by all accounts is pretty far away from anything “liberal elite”

 

ohhh and fuck Oprah and Oz and all the shit they spewed over the last 15 years.

He's a quack.  A complete bullshit artist.  I don't know how he is in the O.R. and neither do you, but here's what I do know; he's a fucking charlatan 

Mitch McConnell just shit himself.  Is it because of the Kansas abortion vote?  I couldn’t tell you because he shits himself all the time.

Does anyone remember the “Abortion won’t affect the midterms” MAGA takes?

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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That's gotta be on national TV, right?  

I am very skeptical that the Walker Warnock debate will actually happen but if it does that shit is gonna be like watching me fuck: sad and hilarious. 

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4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Do we know for a fact that dOTarD wasn't actually endorsing his son?

 

 

Yes because he hates his sons.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yes because he hates his sons.

Does he even know Eric exists?

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does he even know Eric exists?

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