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No Screech? Having him as the weird pervert teacher would’ve turned it up to 11.

Has it really not been that long or are these guys some sort of genetic freaks? Zach and Slater look like they've maybe aged 10 years, at most.

even with the nostalgia factor that looks awful.

Would have been kind of funny if the threw the show back to being set in Indy

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

even with the nostalgia factor that looks awful. totally awesome

 

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Has it really not been that long or are these guys some sort of genetic freaks? Zach and Slater look like they've maybe aged 10 years, at most.

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I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Seriously though, when does this morph into the Showgirls sequel? Ain't nobody got time for G-rated TV.

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Seriously though, when does this morph into the Showgirls sequel? Ain't nobody got time for G-rated TV.

When Elizabeth Berkeley returns to Bayside for a very special, but very awkward “career day” episode.  

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Looks awful. Needs Jesse’s evil step brother Eric.

Had that misfits poster on the wall

Had that misfits poster on the wall

Bingo, that’s my specialty. I don’t know many people that can piece together an entire car in an afternoon
24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Bingo, that’s my specialty. I don’t know many people that can piece together an entire car in an afternoon

Gave Zach a nice little run for his money 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Looks awful. Needs Jesse’s evil step brother Eric.

I'd take an Eric + Johnny Dakota spinoff. Maybe sprinkle in a little Fuccboi Jeff here and there

I'd take an Eric + Johnny Dakota spinoff. Maybe sprinkle in a little Fuccboi Jeff here and there

Add some ox or Nidek from valley and I’m in
11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

even with the nostalgia factor that looks awful.

4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Are they making Zack and mini Zack the villains?  Because that aggression will not stand.  

It would be better if it crossed over with The Boys, and Zack and Homelander are actually the same guy.

 

Mario Lopez doesn't even look like a real person anymore.

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

No Screech? Having him as the weird pervert teacher would’ve turned it up to 11.

 

Screech wrote some tell-all book years later supposedly spreading rumors and trashing the other cast members.  He probably wasn't welcome.

4 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

At least make Rod Belding the principal wtf?

 

No, after a drug arrest he was demoted to gym teacher where he molested some students.  Show takes a dark turn.

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Screech wrote some tell-all book years later supposedly spreading rumors and trashing the other cast members.  He probably wasn't welcome.

I went to a screech stand up when he came to town about 10 years ago. His first line was: if you’re here for SBTB shit, you’re not getting it”. Or something along those lines. You could feel the comedy club deflate. He threw some zingers to cast people throughout the act but nothing memorable. The act was about as funny as you’d expect. His opener was good at least
 
No, after a drug arrest he was demoted to gym teacher where he molested some students.  Show takes a dark turn.

Rods banging 10 stewardess’. Ain’t no time for this show
22 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

No Screech? Having him as the weird pervert teacher would’ve turned it up to 11.

i think i've found him.  

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I always hated that show. Because it was so fucking terrible. 

 

I can't deny that I'm interested, but I'm not paying for another fucking streaming service just for this show.

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I can't deny that I'm interested, but I'm not paying for another fucking streaming service just for this show.

Peacock already gets my $5 a month so I can watch Premier League soccer, so I'll give this a shot.  I doubt it will be as good as Cobra Kai, but I am glad to see that these reboots are bringing back original characters and showing their lives as adults.  

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I can't deny that I'm interested, but I'm not paying for another fucking streaming service just for this show.

it might be part of their free programming.

45 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I went to a screech stand up when he came to town about 10 years ago. His first line was: if you’re here for SBTB shit, you’re not getting it”. Or something along those lines. You could feel the comedy club deflate. He threw some zingers to cast people throughout the act but nothing memorable. The act was about as funny as you’d expect. His opener was good at least

Where in the world did you freely attend a Dustin Diamond standup comedy set?  Please tell me the ticket and drinks and parking were all free.  

I thought I had issues.  

Where in the world did you freely attend a Dustin Diamond standup comedy set?  Please tell me the ticket and drinks and parking were all free.  
I thought I had issues.  

We all went for the SBTB stories. Left with shame


Parking was free. It was a dinky comedy club located inside the bar of a best western that’s closed

^^^ I live by three simple rules:

1.  Tell the woman you love how you feel.

2.  Tell people the truth whenever you can. 

3.  The only SBTB cast member you should ever meet at an abandoned Best Western Hotel is Tiffany Amber-Thiessen.  And even then, come heavy.  

 

Here's a mind-fuck from the show I just learned.  Ed Alonzo, who played "Max"...owner of the restaurant they all hung out at.  That guy's only 52 in real life.  What the fuck?  I just assumed that guy was the same age as Mr. Belding.  He's barely older than I am.  

Is it too soon to hope that the Kelly Kapowski character, as First Lady of California, gets embroiled in some sort of illicit sex scandal?  

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^^^ I live by three simple rules:
1.  Tell the woman you love how you feel.
2.  Tell people the truth whenever you can. 
3.  The only SBTB cast member you should ever meet at an abandoned Best Western Hotel is Tiffany Amber-Thiessen.  And even then, come heavy.  
 
Here's a mind-fuck from the show I just learned.  Ed Alonzo, who played "Max"...owner of the restaurant they all hung out at.  That guy's only 52 in real life.  What the fuck?  I just assumed that guy was the same age as Mr. Belding.  He's barely older than I am.  
Is it too soon to hope that the Kelly Kapowski character, as First Lady of California, gets embroiled in some sort of illicit sex scandal?  

So Max was 22 during the run? lol. He looked 30+

Looks mildly interesting. Seems like they are going to do the whole meta-comedy thing on the cheesiness of the original mixed in with a more "real" version set in the current day.

BTW - anyone else up in here the class of '93? As a member of that class, I shared the same high school graduation year as both the Bayside and 90210 crews.

I will note that, IIRC, 90210 like delayed a year at some point, because when the show started, Brandon, Kelly and crew were a year ahead of me, but then they ended up also as the class of '93.  It was kind of cool because as that whole crew started college on the show, I was also in my freshman year at OSU.  /csb

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26 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


So Max was 22 during the run? lol. He looked 30+

Makes him slightly less creepy, I suppose. 

If they let the kids in the show be background noise and focus on the original cast it might be ok. Everyone watching this will be 40+ and none of them will give a fuck about the teens in the show.

Of course that crooked sociopath turned out to be a politician. 

It’s hard to defeat a candidate; even as full of shit as Zack Morris, when he can literally stop time and manipulate the election while we are all frozen in fear.  
 

something, something, life imitate art 

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

I can't deny that I'm interested, but I'm not paying for another fucking streaming service just for this show.

U no firestick?

12 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

U no firestick?

Is it free on firestick? That's what I use to stream. Never thought to look it up.

No it's not free on fire stick. No idea what he's talking about. 

That said I haven't seen if this will require a paid subscription or not. 

3 hours ago, lateshow said:

This looks bad. Real bad. 

so basically they're hitting their target audience that has the same expectations as before.

screech was an idiot to shit on his castmates. play nice and get invited back for the inevitable reunion shows or movies. That won't make you a millionaire but it gives you a few decent paychecks for the rest of your life.

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Is it free on firestick? That's what I use to stream. Never thought to look it up.

Three words. 

VPN

Downloader

Streamio

9 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Three words. 

VPN

Downloader

Streamio

That sounds like a lot of work. There better be enough Kelly on screen for a good solid fap session, for old times sakes.

Little work. Little money. The entire video entertainment world opens up at your fingertips

 

1 hour ago, Viper said:

That said I haven't seen if this will require a paid subscription or not. 

The first few episodes will probably be free.  They ran a few free episodes for another series like that, and CBS does that.

Kelly and Jessie can still take turns riding my face until the pass out from dehydration 

22 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Kelly and Jessie can still take turns riding my face until the pass out from dehydration 

That's not how cunnilingus works.  Dammit man, they covered this in the special episodes in Hawaii.  

I always hated that show. Because it was so fucking terrible. 


Ok there Valley

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