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If you've been following the news, shit is bad.  Really bad.  There's lots they need, but there's only so much regular folks can do.  But here's a thing you can do, and they desperately need it: please donate to their food bank.  They are just about out of money and out of food.  And the people of El Paso have never needed it more:  https://elpasoansfightinghunger.org/donate

El Paso is good people, and a lot of them are hard working folks who make enough, but not a lot more than that.  And even without accounting for ordered business limitations, because people are taking the COVID surge there seriously, work (and thus pay) is taking a nosedive for a lot of them right now.  They need our help. 

This is what we fucking do, and now is when we fucking do it.

So let's help our fellow Texans in their hour of need.  I'd sure appreciate it, and they will too.

El Paso is good people, indeed.  Donated.

Come on, surly, kick in a few bucks for some fellow Texans.  $1 = 7 meals, which is pretty remarkable.

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Surlyhorns will donate $1 for every posrep on briskets OP. I chose him since it doesn't matter how much karma whoring he does he's already #1 lol

Will be checking in tomorrow and the next day until people stop repping much then post a picture of the donation. 

Done. Donation in. 
thanks Brisket for calling attention to their site. 
(was weird to see the receipt pop up aa BrisketTexan’s Pappy Van Winkle fund)

14 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Done. Donation in. 
thanks Brisket for calling attention to their site. 
(was weird to see the receipt pop up aa BrisketTexan’s Pappy Van Winkle fund)

Weird. Mine said "Jing Chang Imports Offshore Holding LLC"

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Sent $100

One thing I love about this site. No matter what assholes we are to each other this is not the first time I have seen the group come together to assist an organization one of us points out. 

 

Good job Brisket, and props to you Immamac. 

done. i moved away in 98 but chuco is still home. thanks for donating eses. g

Donated and forwarded the message to likeminded friends, family, and colleagues. Thanks for getting the message out!

46 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Donated and forwarded the message to likeminded friends, family, and colleagues. Thanks for getting the message out!

Same,  I sent it to my ex-patriot family that lives in Virginia to donate.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Weird. Mine said "Jing Chang Imports Offshore Holding LLC"

I learned everything I needed to know about benign aliases for shady business dealings from my local strip club.  You might know it from your credit card statements as "Auto Parts unlimited, LLC."

In.

Thanks to Brisket and his buddy Art Vandelay, who must be the go-between. I guess it makes sense for an importer-exporter to be in a border town.




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Done 2 bills

Donated to my fellow Texans. While they may be closer to LA than Houston, they are still Texans to me.

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I'm in. Texans helping Texans is the right thing to do.

Just for the hell of it,  will surly donate for neg reps?  You might raise more money that way.

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This is a legit food bank. They do a lot of good work and combine forces with local faith based groups as well. I'm in.  This food distribution was a big deal months ago in Central Texas and helped out a lot of struggling families at the time. 

 

And this was one of the shortest Brisket post ever.

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This is a legit food bank. They do a lot of good work and combine forces with local faith based groups as well. I'm in.  This food distribution was a big deal months ago in Central Texas and helped out a lot of struggling families at the time. 
 
And this was one of the shortest Brisket post ever.

That’s worth the rep right there alone.

I had $30 sitting in a Paypal account that I had forgotten about. This seems like a good way to spend it.  Done.

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4 hours ago, immamac said:

Yeah all reps. Lol neg rep didn't make sense, but I'll allow it. 

Remember, folks, neg rep still gets us another $1 for food.  If that makes you feel better, neg away.  I'm a big boy, I can take it.

Also, don't forget that many companies match nonprofit donations.

In for a Benjamin.  With what I saved not attending Longhorn games thanks to Covid, this was not difficult.  Thanks for the heads up Brisket.  And you never know when someday we might find ourselves in this same boat-karma investments always have a good return.

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6 minutes ago, pch said:

In for a Benjamin.  With what I saved not attending Longhorn games thanks to Covid, this was not difficult.  Thanks for the heads up Brisket.  And you never know when someday we might find ourselves in this same boat-karma investments always have a good return.

Your gotdamn right.

“You see, we are here, as far as I can tell, to help each other."  Said by this guy:

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Don't get more Texan than that.

 

In for a hunsky. Thank you Brisket for the reminder. I’ve been donating to the Central Texas Food Bank, but the need seems much bigger with the good folks of El Paso. 

Donated - and proud of you assholes.

Now for your listening pleasure, I give you the great Marty Robbins. Take it away Marty.


Late to the game, but I put another $100 in.  Thanks for bringing it to our attention, Brisket.  FyI, this is what I enjoy about this community.  We are all a bunch of assholes, but we are generous assholes.

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This is now the second cause I have ever donated to. What the hell are you people doing to me. 

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16 hours ago, Player said:

Donated - and proud of you assholes.

Now for your listening pleasure, I give you the great Marty Robbins. Take it away Marty.

 

And now for the popular classic...

 

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Donated - and proud of you assholes.

Now for your listening pleasure, I give you the great Marty Robbins. Take it away Marty.




Every single time I fly into EP, I sing this to myself in my head. It’s a compulsion, I can’t stop it.

I appreciate y’all stepping up here. This shit is real, and it’s important.

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