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12 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Very, very disappointing that Maryland's Jake Funk is not #49.

Or #48. 

Pretty sure that QB can wing it 50 yards.  

If not, hook and lateral.  

Or call Time out, run a 20 yard out, then kick a field goal.

There was plenty of time...18 seconds left in the game.

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5 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Or #48. 

Good point.

Woah, MD roster allocation actually did know what they were doing:

 

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Unlike coach at the end of the 4th....

WTF. I switched off the game at the end of the 3rd andj ust switched back over to see the OT coinflip. WTF did I miss? 

Just tuned in, but is that the same Jayson Jones that torched us a couple of years ago?  

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TOUCHDOWN CRABCAKES in first overtime...

Crabcakes      45

RowtheBoat    38

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

Have they mentioned it’s Tua’s brother?

Don't play a drinkin' game every time you hear Tua... would be drunk in 1st quarter. 😂😂😂

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Have they mentioned it’s Tua’s brother?

A qb brother! Too bad not one person can say their last name the same way. I gave up trying to spell it. So that family is like a QB dynasty then? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Go for two! Fuck it!

Should have. Do not want PJ. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Go for two! Fuck it!

Dude, they should have listened to you

Damn son. Shoulda gone for two. Fucking crab cakes. Kicker is still not even close to healthy from his hernia shit

somebody cursed the boat.

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TOUCHDOWN RowtheBoat in first overtime... MISSES THE EXTRA POINT

FINAL...

Crabcakes      45

RowtheBoat    44

 

PJ fakes a punt on hs own 30 last week but won't go for 2 to try and win a game he knows his kicker is gonna fuck up.

Just now, Dirk X West said:

Tua's brother and the white (I think) RB from Maryland are pretty good.

Funk! Jake Funk! 

Oof....those games take it out of ya when you are a fan of the team that blows a 17 point 4th qtr lead and then queefs a XP in OT. brutal. Was hoping SVP would be hosting sportscenter tonight, he would be fuming. 

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   CRABCAKES WIN !!!     SVP WINS !!!

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Just now, Assman said:

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Too soon. 

Oof....those games take it out of ya when you are a fan of the team that blows a 17 point 4th qtr lead and then queefs a XP in OT. brutal.

Time to go ice fishing
Just now, cabowabo said:

PJ fakes a punt on hs own 30 last week but won't go for 2 to try and win a game he knows his kicker is gonna fuck up.

I don’t understand. Maybe bc he made that FG earlier? I don’t know? Ur in OT and have a chance to end it right there with a two point conversion you gotta. Everyone knows the kicker was at best shaky and if you don’t get it you aren’t getting the flack for it. That kicker was not healthy at all. Poor choice by fleck but overall I think he’s a good coach with a chance to be great. But that decision was dumb.

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19 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

That's some Tom Herman shit, right there

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2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Fire alternate universe PJ Fleck!

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This is what happens when a poor man’s Tony Robbins coaches football.

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Oof....those games take it out of ya when you are a fan of the team that blows a 17 point 4th qtr lead and then queefs a XP in OT. brutal. Was hoping SVP would be hosting sportscenter tonight, he would be fuming. 

Fuming? I’m confused. SVP is a Terrapin. 
 

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fuming? I’m confused. SVP is a Terrapin. 
 

Admittedly I'm a little stoned, but somehow between when I started typing that sentence and when I finished the result got flipped in my mind. Not sure what happened there. Carry on. 

Admittedly I'm a little stoned, but somehow between when I started typing that sentence and when I finished the result got flipped in my mind. Not sure what happened there. Carry on. 

It’s all cool. Just smoke another bowl. We all will as well

Both schools start with an M and wear yellow so I thought I got the result mixed up. Glad I can now safely return to my “Fleck is a fraud” narrative.

Typical Gopher loss. Piss away multi score 4Q lead, go to OT and not go for two. 

We all knew this team was going to miss Winfield in the secondary, but we didn't know how badly. 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Wow. They had this one ready to go.

 

 

Fucking Maryland man. “Beat Texas? Piece of (crab) cake!” They has t-shirts with that on it. Now they will go on to lose all their games. Their QB and that Funk kid are pretty good though. 

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