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3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

This is a typewriter at your desk you're "pounding away" at huh ?

Yes.  I'm quite amphibious with both hands. 

14 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

No, no you can't. He was Scottish 

Whether he liked it or not Scots are Brits too

Edited by Wanker Bob

45 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Whether he liked it or not Scots are Brits too

True true, and I'm just jerkin' your chain, Sean belonged to the world....

50 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Yes.  I'm quite amphibious with both hands. 

Amphibious ?

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2020 takes James Bond, and yet my ex-MIL still lives.  Life just ain't fair sometimes.

To paraphrase Captain Ramius: "Today, Sean sails into history."

He might have said it, "Tahnaight, ah shail into hishtaddeh."  

He commanded he screen the way Elvis commanded a stage.  The Bond guitar lick was invented for him.  His non-Bond films weren't bad, either, Moscow Rules and The Anderson Tapes for example.  My wife lusted mightily after Sean.  We enjoyed that acid-laced film he made with sultry Charlotte Rampling - Zardoz. 

"Here, eat this green leaf."  It cured everything.

Sean Connery sports bruise under eye at NY massage center | Daily Mail  Online

21 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

From the BBC:

 

It's refreshing to see a really, really ugly newscaster. Like "Burn it with fire!" ugly.

54 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

It's refreshing to see a really, really ugly newscaster. Like "Burn it with fire!" ugly.

They still hire ugly people over there.  If you can do your job you get work.  Here were more like Mexico.  Tits and ass for women and no ugly dudes.  Unless you’re a street reporter.  they’ll hire a troll for that

His final words were "Sssuck it Trebek!"

 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

His final words were "Sssuck it Trebek!"

 

Nope, they were: "I would have liked to have seen Montana"

  • 2 weeks later...
On 10/31/2020 at 12:41 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

If you haven't seen The Hill, watch it.  Great early Connery performance in B&W.

Great, great movie.

 

He was so fucking cool as James Bond.  I know he was suffering from dementia toward the end but this still sucks.

On 10/31/2020 at 8:29 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Don't sleep on his performance in The Man Who Would Be King. 

 

Another vote for The Name of the Rose and Rising Sun

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