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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]

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I’m thinking Texas wins handily.

16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m thinking Texas wins handily.

I have a suspicion that this happens and it’s gonna really piss me off. Fuck Tom Herman. 

Going to a like Halloween meet up with the baby, but it starts at 11. Got to find a way to stretch it past this shit so I'm not tempted to watch lol

5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Going to a like Halloween meet up with the baby, but it starts at 11. Got to find a way to stretch it past this shit so I'm not tempted to watch lol

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I think there's a decent chance we win, because losing makes so much sense and Herman's teams seem not to do what makes sense.

If this game in any way impacts Herman's future, then we're already fucked. After this week, there should be no question about his future as our coach. If he gets to go out with a nice win over osu, good for him.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m thinking Texas wins handily.

Yep, and I’m going to feel conflicted. 

Yep, and I’m going to feel conflicted. 
It's counter intuitive, but if we win it's particularly damning of Herman.


OSU is a better team than tech, tcu, or ou this year. If we win, that will only confirm the knock on Herman. He can prepare and motivate his teams for a few big games a year, but can't do this on a week to week basis for less exciting matchups.

A win simply proves we had the talent to be better this year but have lacked coaching and motivation.

A loss just means we're as bad as we thought we were.

Either way, it's bad for Tom.
1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

Prepare thy anuses.

 

 

 

Is it like getting a prostate exam?  Asking for a friend..

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Big Noon going hard with a thing about Sam, then a thing about Gundys fucking mullet right after lmao. Disney gameday is finished

I guarantee we are going to win today because of gundy.

he is an imbecile and is going to run chuba 50 times into a brick wall.

he will have man coverage and not trust sanders.

5 minutes ago, horn.g20 said:

I guarantee we are going to win today because of gundy.

he is an imbecile and is going to run chuba 50 times into a brick wall.

he will have man coverage and not trust sanders.

And it’s Halloween.  Strange stuff happens on Halloween. 
 

it will just delay the firing until K State week.  I hope not 

I guarantee we are going to win today because of gundy.
he is an imbecile and is going to run chuba 50 times into a brick wall.
he will have man coverage and not trust sanders.


I think we win today too. My MIL is a OSU grad and we bet a nice bottle of wine on this game every year. Since I met my wife in 2012, I think we’ve only won a couple of times. I almost bought her “winning” wine last night but held off because I didn’t want to jinx it. Sad to say I’ve been reduced to basically rooting for a loss so we can end this nightmare and start to move on.

obligatory... "TEXAS"

Cause down goes frazier.

Have we lost yet?


Side note I absolutely don’t want us to lose buuuuuut it feels inevitable and hopefully the program will find solid footing soon. Maybe in an urban environment.

I’m thinking Texas wins handily.

I like to drink early in the morning too! Can’t today though since I’m on call at work.

Depressing how little I care.

Over/under on the pages on this thread today? 22? 15? 5? 2?

Better question, what gets more posts during the game? This or Y U No Fire Tom?
4 minutes ago, jinx said:

Depressing how little I care.

That’s where I’m at. I mean I’ll watch but just as an excuse to drink beer and not go to any Halloween shit.

Horns win by 2 scores because 2020 and we won’t be happy about it 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m thinking Texas wins handily.

When was the last time we beat a conference opponent handily?

I was gifted a black Longhorn hoodie.  I am not a fan of black Longhorn gear, but it seems quite appropriate this season.

IT'S FUCKING MIDNIGHT IN JAPAN AND I'M DRUNK AND WE ALL NEED TO BE DRUNK WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA WIN BECAUSE TOM HERMAN WINS GAMES HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO.

Whatever keeps Herman here and damages Texas football the most in the long run is what will happen.  Something like a runaway win, but half the starters on both sides of the ball get suspended for a game because they started fighting OSU players, or each other.  Something bizarre.

8 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

 Something like a runaway win,

What’s a runaway win? Is that like when a team tries to win by more than one point?

-Tom Herman 

I have the weirdest feeling we're going to win today. Not because we're all the great but that this has all the hallmarks of a weird Gundy loss when he has the opportunity to do something great. 

9 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck you Tom!  Fuck you for this feeling.  

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I love her so hard

 

I have a feeling we’re going to look exactly like the .500 team that we are, and y’all are gonna feel dumb for not taking that -3 free money.

4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I have a feeling we’re going to look exactly like the .500 team that we are, and y’all are gonna feel dumb for not taking that -3 free money.

I actually think we’ll win. A win is the worst possible thing that could happen in regards to hiring Urban quickly and trying to salvage recruiting, so I assume that is what will happen.*
 

*I retract that prediction should @Snacks start his thread.

We all know Tom is a juggernaut against ranked teams. It’s the shitty unranked teams he can’t beat.

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it like getting a prostate exam?  Asking for a friend..

“Geez Doc, you using the whole fist?”

12 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

sean connery died

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so we and djt will win

Seriously thought he was already dead like 10 years ago.   Kinda like Texas football. 

You don’t just go into T. Boone’s Place, with those students paddling the wall, and expect to come out victorious!!! Just look over there and they are even wearing orange and black. It’s Halloween folks - Trick or Treat, Herman is just glad it’s not a night game!

59 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

When was the last time we beat a conference opponent handily?

Well, maybe not handily, but certainly convincingly!

17 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Just look over there and they are even wearing orange and black.

Charlie?

 

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