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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Looks like K State is going to lose. That guarantees we will too. Anytime outside circumstances align we’re guaranteed to blow our part. Clear shot to take an outright conference lead by playing one of the weaker Texas teams, at home? Nah, time to play like shit. That’s what we do.

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm confused about this game tbh. Actually may not watch and just monitor the board. 

Watch.   It will be like pulling up a chair to an announced train wreck .

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Fortunately, I'm going to bed for work tonight and can sleep thru this nightmare.

You a nurse, too?

35 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

On paper there’s no way we win this game, but that’s why you have to play the game.
Many times during Herman’s realm the underdogs have won. This time we can be that underdog.

I just don’t want us down at the half! Doesn’t Tom’s teams only have like two wins when trailing at the half?

Therein lies the problem.  We shouldn’t be the underdog in order to perform well.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Is Fuck  You Tim Brando calling this game?

I swore I read the other day that he was doing the ou game tonight.

As an OSU fan, I smell a loss upcoming. Gundy is a boob, Sanders is a turnover machine. I see Sam running all over us when the WR are covered. Fuck this gay earth.

Are two fan bases really arguing about why their team will lose this game in this thread? Fuck 2020.

Fire Herman.

Lol we are 100% losing this game, don't get it twisted. Okie Lite will do to us what Baylor did last year.

Betting on Herman's Longhorns to show up and play four quarters of good football is like betting on a three-legged mule to win the Kentucky Derby.

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4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Are two fan bases really arguing about why their team will lose this game in this thread? Fuck 2020.

Fire Herman.

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Lol we are 100% losing this game, don't get it twisted. Okie Lite will do to us what Baylor did last year.

Betting on Herman's Longhorns to show up and play four quarters of good football is like betting on a three-legged mule to win the Kentucky Derby.

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This is my only hope. Defensive Coordinator Jim Knowles smoking a stogie, like a boss. I really hope his defense is for real.

 

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I wish we had an interim coach in there. This "we might lose if we win" shit sucks.

14 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit, I had totally forgotten we were ever ranked that high in the past 3 seasons.  

That was the year we beat like three top ten teams damn near beat ou amd lost to all the us ranked teams. Still made a bowl game!

36 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This is my only hope. Defensive Coordinator Jim Knowles smoking a stogie, like a boss. I really hope his defense is for real.

 

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You guys really need to come through for us. Better give the ball to Chuba 25-30 times as well. 

I've got a feeling that Ash is whipping his defense into shape and they're going to start hitting their stride today. Offense does enough and Texas wins this mother fucker. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Disable your Tapa signature you mongoloid. 

Mensa visiting with Craig Way right now is just building up how "GREAT & EXPERIENCED" Okie Lite is...

Herman is such a 

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Just now, Pancho said:

Think Tillman and BRando are in Lubbock

Yep.  One positive for the about to commence shit show. 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Mensa visiting with Craig Way right now is just building up how "GREAT & EXPERIENCED" Okie Lite is...

Herman is such a 

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Already making excuses.  Yep a big vagina. 

We couldn’t keep the flair off the uni’s for another week?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Think Tillman and BRando are in Lubbock

Happiness is Brando and Tillman in my rearview mirror.

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Disable your Tapa signature you mongoloid. 

Dude's in triage atm

Overhearing the TV from the kitchen...

"We are not the best offense in the big 12"

"I don't know, the big 12 is pretty shitty dad"

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Pregame is over, let's do this!

I’m headed for the liquor cabinet.......

It’s not Shreveport and OUSUXS commentating, so we have a chance at the “audio” version of this game! Craig Way is our friend and always the default to the broadcast!

Just now, 4th&Five said:

We couldn’t keep the flair off the uni’s for another week?

I love Herman's hoodie though. It's very "dope"

Horns lose toss. 
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1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Let’s go Horns!  Fuck you Tom!

This! 

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Let’s go Horns!  Fuck you Tom!

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