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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]

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Little time left on the clock, no time outs. Perfect time to call a slow-developing play action.

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Our Offense needs to have a coming to Jesus conversation at the half.  

Don't worry fellas, we get to get int he locker room and make adjustments.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

No 

Both 1st rounders? 

17 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Maybe. I haven’t thought of Bob in ages. It’s really confusing when Davis fills in for Buck, and others refer to “Joe,” and you’re thinking, “Wait? What?” 

For a young guy, Davis is quite accomplished. Being named the successor to Scully says something.

I pulled up a vid of Bob on YouTube.  Definitely who he sounds like.  Very similar.

Our offense has done shit.  fire this guy on the tarmac.

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

61 wouldn't have gotten hurt if they had a real fucking stadium where the stands weren't 5 feet from the field 

This.   But it’s in Oklahoma so what do you expect?

Josh Moore 1 target.  Brewer 4.  At least that's how my drunk ass remembers it.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Ehlinger is so bad at getting rid of the ball from inside the pocket. It's like he's mentally incapable of throwing it away before rolling out. It's unacceptable both for him and Herman for that to be the case in his 4th year. 

It was one of those stupid QB draw plays, lol. It's tough to pull up in the middle of a run and throw it in the vicinity of a receiver (which he has to do because he's not outside the tackle box). Just tossing it OOB would have been a penalty.

on the upside Malzahn is kicking Ogre's ass.

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

61 wouldn't have gotten hurt if they had a real fucking stadium where the stands weren't 5 feet from the field 

Do they still ice down the pissers? 

My technical analysis of the first half: We're not very good.

It’s always a good sign when, if the second half duplicates the first half, Texas will be +6 in turnover margin for the game and lose by 8. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Josh Moore 1 target.  Brewer 4.  At least that's how my drunk ass remembers it.

The fact that Brewer is in the game over Wiley is a stat in its own.

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Butterfly?

Why not? I see Urban is very complimentary of the Gundy for creative play calling!

we have money! Take it! Please! All of it! 

I hope Herman is listening to Urban Meyer's halftime commentary so he can learn stuff. 

 

Our defense just got 7 sacks and three turnovers in one half and somehow still gave up 24 points. 

How long is half time?  I'm trying to pace my drunkness.  

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

It was one of those stupid QB draw plays, lol. It's tough to pull up in the middle of a run and throw it in the vicinity of a receiver (which he has to do because he's not outside the tackle box). Just tossing it OOB would have been a penalty.

No it wasn't. He was forced forward by an edge rush. That was not a draw play, watch the blocking. 

And it's not that hard. Most QBs can do it. Not difficult at all to throw it toward Brewer's feet on that play. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s always a good sign when, if the second half duplicates the first half, Texas will be +6 in turnover margin for the game and lose by 8. 

Yep. Plus we just don’t have a good track record when trailing at the half under Hermione. 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I wish Ossai would go in the 1st, but I don't see it. 2nd-3rd would be my guess. 

What is the difference between chaisson and ossai to create the difference in draft position?

Urban Meyer looking like he knows he can name his price. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Our defense just got 7 sacks and three turnovers in one half and somehow still gave up 24 points. 

When they're not sacking people and taking the ball away, they're not guarding receivers or tackling. 

Trying to decide if I should clean up the dog shit during halftime or wait until the second half starts. 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Our defense just got 7 sacks and three turnovers in one half and somehow still gave up 24 points. 

Couple horseshit penalties didn't help

34 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

2 gimme interceptions His freshman year made him a superstar? 

First off, eat a dick. Second, the kid was a force his freshman year and the second half of the season teams didn’t throw to his side of the field. Now, he’s a liability most plays and can’t get around his own teammates in coverage. 

7 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

Let me guess, the offensive line? The receivers? The coaches? Everyone but Sam right? 

Sam definitely cuckholded your wife. 

6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Josh Moore 1 target.  Brewer 4.  At least that's how my drunk ass remembers it.

Are we sure he was targeting Moore? I thought he was throwing to the cheerleaders.

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Urban Meyer looking like he knows he can name his price. 

I know he probably wants a challenge. In romance we all do. But I mean this is easy money. We have it. We can get more. We want to give it to him. Shouldn’t that be a good thing? 

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

How long is half time?  I'm trying to pace my drunkness.  

You obviously haven’t been properly conditioning if you have to pace yourself.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trying to decide if I should clean up the dog shit during halftime or wait until the second half starts. 

Wait until after our first third quarter possession. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Urban Meyer looking like he knows he can name his price. 

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Does he have one of those?

7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

2nd half adjustment: have offensive line block

That's asking too much from 19 and 20 year olds. Maybe after a few seasons of development. 

Yea playaction when you have no timeouts and everybody knows you ain't running the fucking ball from that spot on the field.

Do you even binder, bro?
I'd like to see a coach who gives the refs this look:
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Walter Goggins grandpa?
6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I hope Herman is listening to Urban Meyer's halftime commentary so he can learn stuff. 

 

gordon ramsey idiot GIF

61 wouldn't have gotten hurt if they had a real fucking stadium where the stands weren't 5 feet from the field 

Good. They should get their own players hurt for a change.

Looks like we are headed towards another disappointing loss. When our O has us scoring 50 our D let's the other guys score 50 too. When our D gets crazy ass turnovers (like 3) our O still.keeps us behind. It's super depressing 😞

Brady Quinn looks like he stepped out of a 1930s gangster movie.

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