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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]

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Just now, nineliveslost said:

I want Texas to win so bad yet I want Texas to fire Herman so bad 

Confused Larry David GIF

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

A guy who can make plays with his feet and reliably hit short and mid range passes is a guy you can win championships with. 

Except us

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They’re going to kick a FG and we will step on our dicks in OT

I'll be fucking thrilled if thats all we give up. This garbage ass defense is gonna let them drive the field. 

Sam making the play like it was Uhhhldk's mom.

Just now, nineliveslost said:

I want Texas to win so bad yet I want Texas to fire Herman so bad 

Conundrums are us

This team can't do shit when they are supposed to.

OSU is fucking giving this game away.

If osu doesn’t go get a td here to win, they’re going to be going nuts about how poorly they played to barely lose. 
 

-4 turnovers AND

KO return for a td against 

AND personal foul on 4th and 22. 
 

 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I can’t wait to see how we Mensa this shit up.

bumblefuckingthis right here

with more gifts than a macy's parade, an inept offense, bought refs, and a totally inept consumption of 6 fucking turnovers.... we're up 3, the D line has been our only producer today, so yes, how will therm find a way to blow this?

This is what happens when you mask fail, kid:

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Edited by clapclapclap

2 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

Fuck all the Sam haters. When you need a big play or two. Ain’t many I’d rather have out there!

The problem is Texas should be winning this game by 21+ points.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

I'll be fucking thrilled if thats all we give up. This garbage ass defense is gonna let them drive the field. 

This garbage ass defense has what...4 turnovers and is the only reason it’s a game at this point. They suck dick but they’ve had some timely wins today. 

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

Wonder why Sam is at his best when he calls his own plays 

if running for his life is a play call

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

gonna need refs to call some DPI and other stuff.

we lose this it is still on the O.

20 pts off of TO's and a kick return house call

Don’t worry our defense will snatch win from jaws of defeat 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

If osu doesn’t go get a td here to win, they’re going to be going nuts about how poorly they played to barely lose. 
 

-4 turnovers AND

KO return for a td against 

AND personal foul on 4th and 22. 
 

 

On the flip side, they've gotten a ridiculous amount of penalties against us without too much against them. And the PF on 4th and 22 is legit, unlike some of our PIs

Just now, clapclapclap said:

This is what happens when you mask fail, kid:

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Looks like he's on the receiving end of a Dixie Chicken glory hole.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Over/under DPI calls on this OSU possession?

0.5 over

Turnover 5 upcoming. Good game y’all. Took advantage of all of the goddamned mistakes from the “no 6” team in the country.

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Over/under DPI calls on this OSU possession?

I called 2 earlier

I’m doubling up on heart medicine, blood thinners and bourbon for this last 4:27

4 minutes ago, George said:

This garbage ass defense has what...4 turnovers and is the only reason it’s a game at this point. They suck dick but they’ve had some timely wins today. 

Offense has scored 7 points without the benefit of a TO or KR.

Defense has given up 7 points in the half so far. 29 plays for 175 yards and 1 TO.

Texas offense has run 31 plays for 124 yards.

Edited by HtownHorn

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Over/under DPI calls on this OSU possession?

1.5

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

0.5 over

Im hammering that over.

jesus. how do they not catch the one on 2nd down and then make that catch (OR DID THEY?)

looks like it touched.  

I’m switching between Bud Light and Coors Light! That’s all I got in the garage refrigerator!

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Offense has scored 7 points without the benefit of a TO or KR.

technically 14

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