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Horns @ Pokes | Herman’s Death March | 3p CT FOX [41-34 final]

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  • We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking

  • Much like our President has us “rounding the corner” with this virus, it appears Herman has Texas “rounding the corner.”  4 more years and you’ll be at the top of the mountain.

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13 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Refs trying to save Herman’s job

OU donors must have gotten nervous about Urban and made some direct deposits.

So toms not fired?

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Regardless. Road win over a top 10 team? I’ll take it.

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Herman coming back next season vs that win. 🤷‍♂️

Probably.  Sigh

Watching at a campsite so couldn't participate in the thread. My wife thinks I'm a genius because on the 4th down play I said, "Okay, Ossai, go get him." And he did.

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Full blitz. That surprised the shit outta everyone. On to the national championship. Nice win, regardless

Yep, thought for sure they'd only rush 3 or 4.

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We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking turnovers against an unranked team with two losses. This has to be hilarious from the outside but goddamnit I just want one year. One, and I’d be happy with that one year. I’ve turned to other hobbies and interests but I let myself care again for this year only. What a fucking mistake. I wish I could be like some of my friends who don’t follow these games at all and don’t care. I want more than anything to be capable of not caring anymore. Congrats guys. Order has been restored. We won’t bother you anymore under Urban Meyer.

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I love all of you cocksuckers, assholes, deadbeats and shits on a stick. 

Not to worry about Tom saving his job. He always finds a way to bear some team he shouldn’t. 
I can guarantee K State,Iowa State and probably W Virginia will beat his sorry ass.

Still. It feels good to watch OSU’s best and only hopes of ever winning anything significant get flushed by the worst coach in the country.....

Just now, Drew said:

So toms not fired?

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Regardless. Road win over a top 10 team? I’ll take it.

Not yet. He'll still have the opportunity to Herman it up. 

all he had to do was beat an absolute shitty TCU team at home.  we might beat ISU but either KSU or WVU will do the deed.

watching the pokes get hosed with penalties is sexy 

Hosed? UT hit for 13 for 142 and they were penalized for 72. How are they getting hosed?
7 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I actually think we’ll win. A win is the worst possible thing that could happen in regards to hiring Urban quickly and trying to salvage recruiting, so I assume that is what will happen.*
 

*I retract that prediction should @Snacks start his thread.

Page Juan. This is our hell.

Fuck you Tom for making me feel conflicted about a horns win

All of you haters can kiss my dog smelling ass.

Fuck you and your mother assholes.

Now shut the fuck up.

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Anyone with cognitive ability should know we won that game in spite of TH.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking turnovers against an unranked team with two losses. This has to be hilarious from the outside but goddamnit I just want one year. One, and I’d be happy with that one year. I’ve turned to other hobbies and interests but I let myself care again for this year only. What a fucking mistake. I wish I could be like some of my friends who don’t follow these games at all and don’t care. I want more than anything to be capable of not caring anymore.

nothing personal but no one on the outside gives a shit about Okie State

4 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Bittersweet victory....

Unless you're a cuck all victories are glorious.  

 

Dont equate coaching changes to the current players as 25% of them won't be on the team next year.  

Just now, theaveragejon said:

I can’t believe he fucked around and won that game. 

Oassia made the play to win along with Sam.  He should be 1st team all American.

5 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

TH saves his job

Not really sure about that. This win had very little to do with Tom and a lot to do with Ossai being a beast and OSU loving to turn the ball over.

We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking turnovers against an unranked team with two losses. This has to be hilarious from the outside but goddamnit I just want one year. One, and I’d be happy with that one year. I’ve turned to other hobbies and interests but I let myself care again for this year only. What a fucking mistake. I wish I could be like some of my friends who don’t follow these games at all and don’t care. I want more than anything to be capable of not caring anymore. Congrats guys. Order has been restored. We won’t bother you anymore under Urban Meyer.

You can still pull it off if you win out
1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


Hosed? UT hit for 13 for 142 and they were penalized for 72. How are they getting hosed?

no shit, wtf

Did we win the battle but lose the war?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

all he had to do was beat an absolute shitty TCU team at home.  we might beat ISU but either KSU or WVU will do the deed.

In your dreams. ISU will kick our ass. 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking turnovers against an unranked team with two losses. This has to be hilarious from the outside but goddamnit I just want one year. One, and I’d be happy with that one year. I’ve turned to other hobbies and interests but I let myself care again for this year only. What a fucking mistake. I wish I could be like some of my friends who don’t follow these games at all and don’t care. I want more than anything to be capable of not caring anymore.

hang in there man. i feel ya. 

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking turnovers against an unranked team with two losses. This has to be hilarious from the outside but goddamnit I just want one year. One, and I’d be happy with that one year. I’ve turned to other hobbies and interests but I let myself care again for this year only. What a fucking mistake. I wish I could be like some of my friends who don’t follow these games at all and don’t care. I want more than anything to be capable of not caring anymore. Congrats guys. Order has been restored. We won’t bother you anymore under Urban Meyer.

It’s good for you.

6 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Joseph Ossai is the best player we’ve had since Vince. Can’t convince me otherwise

Nah. That player wore #12. And never lived with any Shipleys

I haven’t seen a d lineman dominate a game like that since Suh left Nebraska.

 

12 tackles

3 sacks

7 TFL

forced fumble and a fumble recovery. 
 

let him drive the bus back to Austin

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


Hosed? UT hit for 13 for 142 and they were penalized for 72. How are they getting hosed?

its laughable that someone thinks OSU got hosed.  we had at least 3 questionable against us in the first half.

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

nothing personal but no one on the outside gives a shit about Okie State

T. Boone's ghost doesn't even give a shit. 

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1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

nothing personal but no one on the outside gives a shit about Okie State

Oh, I know. Which is why it would be special for our little group to have something to remember. I’ve posted here for over ten years and I don’t want to wallow in the poke board who probably wants to fire Gundy and pull Sanders’ scholarship. That’s not my bag. Just venting here. Thanks for listening. Again, congrats on the win.

Herman is going to fuck this up somehow so that Texas doesn't play in the conference championship but Gundy has some pressure now.  He's got to beat OU--has to.  TCU and KSU won't be there in the end but OU, OSU, Iowa State and WVU will make this interesting.  Texas controls its destiny now but Herman will piss the bed--it's what he does.  But if he doesn't, Texas could end up in the top 10 by season end.  It's there for the taking.
Lulz.
1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

I haven’t seen a d lineman dominate a game like that since Suh left Nebraska.

 

12 tackles

3 sacks

7 TFL

forced fumble and a fumble recovery. 
 

let him drive the bus back to Austin

would have had a TD if Brown hadn't tripped him

Just now, hookem48 said:

would have had a TD if Brown hadn't tripped him

Shocked we didn't get a tripping penalty against ourselves. 

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We will never make the playoff. It’ll never happen in my lifetime nor my kids not their kids nor ever. This was the only year we had even a remote chance. And we blew it as we always do. Four fucking turnovers against an unranked team with two losses. This has to be hilarious from the outside but goddamnit I just want one year. One, and I’d be happy with that one year. I’ve turned to other hobbies and interests but I let myself care again for this year only. What a fucking mistake. I wish I could be like some of my friends who don’t follow these games at all and don’t care. I want more than anything to be capable of not caring anymore. Congrats guys. Order has been restored. We won’t bother you anymore under Urban Meyer.

There is a strain of masochism in every sports fan who is loyal to one team. Embrace it Opus Dei style. Hook 'em.

the most amazing thing in this game is we didn't block someone in the back running down the field during Jamison's kick return

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:
10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:
Herman is going to fuck this up somehow so that Texas doesn't play in the conference championship but Gundy has some pressure now.  He's got to beat OU--has to.  TCU and KSU won't be there in the end but OU, OSU, Iowa State and WVU will make this interesting.  Texas controls its destiny now but Herman will piss the bed--it's what he does.  But if he doesn't, Texas could end up in the top 10 by season end.  It's there for the taking.

Lulz.

I gotta believe man.  Our offensive line sucks so that's not working in our favor.  And our spotty secondary is another huge issue.  But every team in the Big 12 has problems.  

5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I haven’t seen a d lineman dominate a game like that since Suh left Nebraska.

 

12 tackles

3 sacks

7 TFL

forced fumble and a fumble recovery. 
 

let him drive the bus back to Austin

Fuck that, let him drive the cheerleaders back. If you know what I mean.

7 minutes ago, SDG said:

Unless you're a cuck all victories are glorious.  

 

Dont equate coaching changes to the current players as 25% of them won't be on the team next year.  

Happy for the players and fans. Not happy for Herman. Comprende?

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