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So (because all Snacks stories start with "So"...)
 
So yesterday I was sitting on a patio at a bar (I think it was Haymerchant) with a professional colleague (that's uppity-speak for 'coworker').
 
We're having a post luncheon beer. I had a 512 Black IPA, he had a Stout.

(Wtf?! - phone submitted in the middle of my story!!!! Let's continue...)

So colleague and I were looking around the patio and talking about music and food and alcohol and MMA and he notices the fan... It's a Big Ass Fan.

Colleague says something like, "We could use a fan like that in our gym..."
I say, "Yeah, I could use one patio at home, but they're line $3000.... I think. Let's look it up."

I use Duck Duck Go as my browser app and search engine on my phone... I figure I'll find a picture of this particular fan and that will lead me to a price.

Big Ass Fan 32"


Go ahead. DuckDuckGo image search it. Show results to a coworker...


You cant sit wit us.

does-not-get-it.gif

This was a terrible story.

I haz a confuse.

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I have to admit this was over my head.

Feel cry

So did you get nekkid for your coworker or did he get nekkid for you?

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Safesearch, off?
Yah... I guess I left out the... "My default on DDG is Safe Search Off... So, there's that..."

At first I was like YES...a Snacks story time. Then I was sad.

 

The end.

This story is no "gray slacks" story.  I have a disappoint.

It helps if you type Pornhub before Big Ass Fans.

Im guessing vic mackey's linkedin profile would be one of the first results

big ass fans, such a great company, great product, amazing name

terrible story tho

Edited by Rimbo

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  • 2 months later...
Yah... I guess I left out the... "My default on DDG is Safe Search Off... So, there's that..."

“No....wait! It wasn’t ‘Did you replace a seal’, it was ‘did you blow a seal’. And the seal did not say it - the mechanic did.

But fucking funny. “

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