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The GF has a relative that's old enough to have served in WWII.   He's a cool old dude. He and his wife are in a rest home, each in their own room...they bicker all the time.  Pre COVID, we had dinner with them once a month.

Anyway, his daughter (GF's cousin) says she walked into his room (pre covid) and caught him jacking it. 

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Did she not have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around and help him finish?

One of my uncles recently got a puppy. Just taught this little guy how to sit and shake hands. Laying down and roll over are still a work in progress. 

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36 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The GF has a relative that's old enough to have served in WWII.   He's a cool old dude. He and his wife are in a rest home, each in their own room...they bicker all the time.  Pre COVID, we had dinner with them once a month.

Anyway, his daughter (GF's cousin) says she walked into his room (pre covid) and caught him jacking it. 

I’m radically in favor of monogamy and faithfulness. If my wife finished of a WW2 vet in a nursing home with a hand jibber after she walked in on him interrogating the suspect I don’t think I’d even bat an eye if we are telling the truth. 

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Did she not have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around and help him finish?

 

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