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QB's are stupid.  how can you possibly think you can hold the ball that long with this OL.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Then do they start piping in the fans booing?

Is Santa there? 

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3rd team QB, zero o-line quality, it didn’t take long. 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

It was fun for a bit tho. Not gonna lie 

The thing is...it still can be fun. Have no expectations! 

Okay stop being cute. The trick plays are okay occasionally. They’ll need them. But wild cat just to run Zeke up the middle the no better than having him just get a hand off.

And putting them in bad spots. 3rd and 1 there should have been a zone read run or a super quick pass.

Getting too cute.

At least his Olineman who got beat could have started yelling "behind you, behind you!"

Cowboys on their way to a Top 5 Draft Pick...

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

QB's are stupid.  how can you possibly think you can hold the ball that long with this OL.

Guarantee he had a much better line (relatively speaking) at JMU.  Hasn't learned to anticipate the suck of this one at this level.  Learn quick kid or you'll be joining Dak and Andy over on the cart.

I hate the Eagles (for a legit personal reason—at least their fans) and I figure tonite if any night we have a shot at beating them. They thrive on their underdog and adversity status. We are on our third string QB—their motivation is gone man. Toast. They love bailing themselves to the injury cross. We got them beat. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Guarantee he had a much better line (relatively speaking) at JMU.  Hasn't learned to anticipate the suck of this one at this level.  Learn quick kid or you'll be joining Dak and Andy over on the cart.

dumbass needs to be one read and throw it away.  bad call by moore.  run the ball and kick the FG.

Best part of this 3-0 lead, is Jerrah and goober clan are dumb enough to think Cowboys may win this game.

Pederson loves the whole “world is against us” crap. They look over at us and their players might be thinking 🤔 

3 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

Eagles can run all night, why bother to pass

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Best part of this 3-0 lead, is Jerrah and goober clan are dumb enough to think Cowboys may win this game.

I should ask my across the street neighbor. But he doesn’t care. Used to play WR for Phily and never watches the games. 

Eagles can run all night, why bother to pass

Yep. Carson shouldn’t ever take more than a 3 step drop back end quick pass. Otherwise run every play.
Way to fill that lane smith

Oh he filled it. Then stood flat fucking footed and was out ran to the corner. What a joke. I honestly think I could put run him right now. I’m 40, fat, and have gout foot.

Guys Dlaw is having a game.

Just now, Drew said:


Yep. Carson shouldn’t ever take more than a 3 step drop back end quick pass. Otherwise run every play.

He has to do the announcers can tell us how good he is when it doesn’t work. It’s on cue. 

Don't underestimate the suck of our secondary....that's why you pass.

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No, I’m not old enough to remember when our starting DT’s were John Meyers & Guy Reese ( year I was born). It’s hard to believe that duo, comparatively speaking, are so much better than these we have today. 

The Cowboys players know they might get shipped off after tonite. They have it easy in Texas. Imagine going to Chicago or Cleveland or some shit. They’ve been put on notice. Jmo. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

The Cowboys players know they might get shipped off after tonite. They have it easy in Texas. Imagine going to Chicago or Cleveland or some shit. They’ve been put on notice. Jmo. 

I don’t think we have much of anyone who could make those teams, lol 

I’m just pretending like I’m a real GM evaluating this team and who gets to stay. 

Just now, Mossyhorn said:

I don’t think we have much of anyone who could make those teams, lol 

After today I’d bet a few would. 

If the defense showed any life of all. ANY. This team wouldn’t be nearly as bad. Even with the offensive injuries they’d have life.

Just way too easy for the other team. Even bad ones, can move up the field with ease.

1 minute ago, Mossyhorn said:

No, I’m not old enough to remember when our starting DT’s were John Meyers & Guy Reese ( year I was born). It’s hard to believe that duo, comparatively speaking, are so much better than these we have today. 

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Affectionately known as "Big John",[1] he attended Columbia High School. In 1957, he was an All-state football player and was an All-American in basketball, that led his team to the 1958 State Basketball Championship.[2]

Meyeres accepted a basketball scholarship from the University of Washington and was soon recruited by Jim Owens to play football as well. He was a two-time Rose Bowl champion. After starting two years at end, he was moved to tackle as a senior.

He was the starting right tackle for the Huskies in the 49-6 Rose Bowl victory over the Wisconsin Badgers. The next day, he played on the basketball team against the UCLA Bruins. The athletics department created the John Meyers Defensive Player award in his honor for the basketball teams.[3] He also lettered in baseball.

He also was captain of the 1960 University of Washington National Champion team. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960_Washington_Huskies_football_team

 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

If the defense showed any life of all. ANY. This team wouldn’t be nearly as bad. Even with the offensive injuries they’d have life.

Just way too easy for the other team. Even bad ones, can move up the field with ease.

ITA! But we are all just having some fun tonite. Honestly, that first two minutes was the most I legit smiled watching the Cowboys play. 

Announcers making excuses for Nolan’s shitty D.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just realized they don’t even care enough to make us wear blue tonight. 

Washington didn’t either

Everyone knows the minute you put in pollard they hand it to him

I’m sure y’all would know before me...but when would be the last time a third string QB won in the NFL. I love how they have a whole story on DiNucci. 

Stop. Handing. Off. On. First. Down.

At least not every time. I know it’s a rookie QB. Let him air it out. They’re not supposed to win this game anyways. Give him a. Chance.


And of course he throws high right after So never mind all that. Ugh.

I wish there was a transfer portal in the nfl. This entire offense fucking sucks the corn from my shit 

Just now, Drew said:

Stop. Handing. Off. On. First. Down.

At least not every time. I know it’s a rookie QB. Let him air it out. They’re not supposed to win this game anyways. Give him a. Chance.


And of course he throws high right after So never mind all that. Ugh.

The handoffs on first down so lazy.

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