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Found my old DVD in a box.  This is still freaking hilarious.  Anyone else hang around the Dobie in the late 90's?

How many Snickers have you had? 

Hmmm..dunno.  How many breaks we had? 

This is one of two movies I saw at Dobie.  The other being Blair Witch Project.  I don't have many fond memories of Dobie.

Sort of an amusing sidenote on this.  When the federal courts in the Eastern District of Texas (Marshall, Tyler, Longview, mostly) became favored venues for patent infringement litigation, the presiding judge out there made a point of lending a DVD of this to the defense lawyers (inevitably big city, "tall building" lawyers, often from out of state), so they knew what they were up against.

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5 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

My old roommate originated the lead character on Broadway.

/csb

that story was adapted for broadway?

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well I’ll be damned


At one point, I think Robert Altman was going to direct a version of it as well. Crazy.


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I keep a copy on the bookshelf in my office.  When people ask what it was like growing up in Longview, I let them watch it.  The inevitably tell me they have never laughed as much as they have watching this documentary.

I would love to watch this again. It brings back great memories.  One of y’all need to put it on YouTube or something 

Is this the movie where the really religious girl loses her spot because she has a momentary lapse and takes her hands off the car to pray?  

Maybe I'm crossing references but wasn't there also a tv show or series that tried to emulate this type of competition shortly thereafter?  I could have sworn that one of the episodes had farmers competing to win a tractor.

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is this the movie where the really religious girl loses her spot because she has a momentary lapse and takes her hands off the car to pray?  

Yes

Thanks.  Great movie.

Per my second statement, I"m pretty sure there was a show related to this type of contest that came on shortly thereafter the movie.  Seems as if one episode involved farmers and a tractor.  IIRC, the show got cancelled because, in some cases, those in the competition just came across as really sad.  I.E. If I don't win this tractor, we'll lose the farm.  

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The only thing I can equate it to is killing your first large animal. 

This guy was my favorite, he was so proud of the 20 ton AC unit he got from a K Mart that went out of business that he took and put on his mobile home

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Also liked the black guy with the jheri curl from Karnak whose secret weapon was the snicker bars but said fuck it when the storm came.

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16 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is this the movie where the really religious girl loses her spot because she has a momentary lapse and takes her hands off the car to pray?  

Maybe I'm crossing references but wasn't there also a tv show or series that tried to emulate this type of competition shortly thereafter?  I could have sworn that one of the episodes had farmers competing to win a tractor.

It was the lady below wearing the headphones

 

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It may be the greatest movie of all time.  I remember seeing it, then taking half a dozen friends to see it.  Each character could've been a lead character in their own show.  So many good lines.  But the one that sticks with me, "When the lightnin' comes, I gots to go." 

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

This guy was my favorite, he was so proud of the 20 ton AC unit he got from a K Mart that went out of business that he took and put on his mobile home

HandsonaHardbody2.jpg

 

Also liked the black guy with the jheri curl from Karnak whose secret weapon was the snicker bars but said fuck it when the storm came.

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I ain't need no tent. Just gimme that prairie sun.

The movie basically describes what you deal with in growing up in East Texas as far as personalities. 

Truck make money. Car don't make no money.

My younger brother and I use this quote all the time. Hilarious movie. I believe I saw it at Dobie. Saw several movies there. Riding Giants was one.
1 hour ago, txbroadcaster said:

The movie basically describes what you deal with in growing up in East Texas as far as personalities. 

100% this.  Which is why I loved it so much.

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3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

This guy was my favorite, he was so proud of the 20 ton AC unit he got from a K Mart that went out of business that he took and put on his mobile home

HandsonaHardbody2.jpg

 

 

We didn't know that it could get the air down to 10 below........but we found out real quick.

Seems like I remember hearing that laws were eventually instated where breaks were mandatory to keep people from pissing and shitting all over themselves.

Urban legend?

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17 hours ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Seems like I remember hearing that laws were eventually instated where breaks were mandatory to keep people from pissing and shitting all over themselves.

Urban legend?

Not sure about that.  They stopped it after some contestant wandered off then killed himself, likely due to sleep deprivation. 

 

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On ‎4‎/‎24‎/‎2018 at 11:12 AM, bularry1 said:

I have never watched this, I'm ashamed to admit

I never did either, but didn't need to in order to hate East Texas.

21 hours ago, South Austin said:

I never did either, but didn't need to in order to hate East Texas.

You really are missing out if you haven't seen this movie.

It's real human drama.

My wife lived in Nacogdoches for a while (she grew up in San Augustine) and she talks shit about Lufkin and Angelina County all the time.  I just roll my eyes.

18 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You really are missing out if you haven't seen this movie.

It's real human drama.

Like The English Patient?

I was shown this movie during a time when my then girlfriend was trying to get me to move to east Texas.  It did not hasten my move.

 

Been here 17 years at this point and like the movie a lot more than I did back then. 

Took a girl to see a 3-D porn movie at Dobie.  

A co-worker's brother had some major role in production of Hands on a Hardbody - she would give the DVDs out like business cards.

EDIT - based on the name, he was the director.

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