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7am-10:30am: work

10:30am - 1pm: take kids to get flu shots, then post-shot milkshakes

1:30pm: 3-mile run

2:00pm: Liverpool match

4:00pm - 4:00am: Fear & loathing and lots of drinking. May have to pick up a bottle of that Angel's Envy 

 

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Jackin

Pee

Check Surly and FB

Jackin 

Pee/Poop/Start Coffee

Jackin

See if anyone has responded to my sparkling wit on Surly or FB

Jack/drink coffee

Check out newsfeed, maybe Trump dead

Pushups/squats

Pushups/squats

Do we have a football team? Look up trivial news. 

Think about jackin

Pushups/squats

Eat something 

Shower/ possibly crank one out beforehand

What's the weather look like for this week? Look it up. Fucking awesome. 

Jack attack

Wish death upon president

Sensible lunch

Serenity Now For Go People Extreme Workout

Box of Wine

Riot

Prolly jack.

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

That's him. 

Despite the network, he shoots straight in my experience. No? 

I like Kornacki. Definitely a straight shooter.

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Workout from 4:30-7:30am (back, traps, and triceps)

Check email from 7:45 to 7:50am

Grade a few assignments from 8:00-11:00am

Nap

Pre-drinks start at 3:00pm when I start flipping between CNN, MSNBC, and Fox.

Friend arrives around 4pm because we are both paranoid and we will drink and talk shit until the first returns come back.

Will I make my 4:30am Wednesday workout?  Who knows.

I don’t think you could pay me enough to work out at 4:30 am, let alone for 3 hours, let alone to do it AGAIN.

I’m not sure if I envy you or feel sorry for you.

Prediction: liquor stores are going to have a GREAT day tomorrow.

3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t think you could pay me enough to work out at 4:30 am, let alone for 3 hours, let alone to do it AGAIN.

I’m not sure if I envy you or feel sorry for you.

Would you rather have your body or mine?

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What do you fuckers do for a living that you work just 4 hours a day? 

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Sweet humblebrags by most of you.  "ah nothing really crazy bro, just another Tuesday of crushing it in 2020, you know?"

 

Pancho and his fuckin' three hour workout. Do you do an hour per muscle group? Damn. Here I am thinking getting 4 hour-ish lifts and a couple runs in a week puts me in the 1% of fitness level for 40 year old dudes and he's over here working out for the entirety of Braveheart.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Would you rather have your body or mine?

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If that’s what it takes for maintenance...mine. That’s how I’ve built it, after all.

3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

If that’s what it takes for maintenance...mine. That’s how I’ve built it, after all.

Let’s be clear: 40 minutes of my workout is cardio. 

 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What do you fuckers do for a living that you work just 4 hours a day? 

Sell that rock

Yeah if you’re lifting weights for almost 2.5 hours in a session you probably aren’t pushing yourself very hard. How much do you even bench bro

34 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Kentucky scotch whisky. Damn fine bottle.

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kentucky scotch whiskey?  does not compute. 

try the rye. it’s better. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Titty bar

Username checks out

Bota Box red if I'm pissed.
Kosta Browne Pinot if we've vanquished our nasty national pile of orange shit.

I will wake up around 7 and immediately start the GOTV volunteer efforts for local house and US rep races, and Biden-Harris. That’ll last until 8 pm.  Then pizza and a lot of gin. No sleep - Wednesday I’ll have lots of legal-type work defending ballots from republicans who have democracy. 

Canvassing, text banking and poll greeting starting at 6a until the last voter has voted. After that, lots and lots of booze and CNN.


Wife is taking kid to her orthodontist, which is a 2.5 hr drive. I'll see them off at 6 am or so, then crawl back into bed until about 8 or 9. Grab some tacos, then a tee time at 11, then a few beers and a snack. Its an hour and half drive back from the golf course (yeah, I live in the fucking boonies) so I should get home right about when the civil war pops off.

I'll walk the dogs, dinner with the fam, then out to pillage and loot and burn shit.

22 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Finalizing packing to leave the country at 0700 the following day.

Too late. Trump will be rolling out the 2nd term gulag list at midnight. 

Jesus fuck somebody find Pancho someone to marry already. 

54 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What do you fuckers do for a living that you work just 4 hours a day? 

Prison jobs often have shorter hours so that the prisoners can attend rehabilitation sessions.

Work from 9:30ish to 5 (or in reality do 1 loan and surf Surly all day). I'll probably take an hour and a half lunch to walk a 5k and listen to some podcasts.

Come home to pot roast and some alcohol for the early results.

Sit right here until work again on Thursday morning at 9:30ish

 

pretending to work while hitting f5 on surly

Same thing I do every day, bozo:  try to take over the world. 

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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Kentucky scotch whisky. Damn fine bottle.

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Great minds. I went out to total wine tonight to specifically pick up this bottle for tomorrow night.

I wasn’t thinking of a steak tomorrow for dinner but that’s sounding pretty good now.

4 minutes ago, swraith said:

pretending to work while hitting f5 on surly

How is that different from any other day?

4 minutes ago, swraith said:

pretending to work while hitting f5 on surly

The question wasn’t what do you do every day, it’s specifically about Tuesday.

Trying to fill my day with semi-meaningless chores to to unsuccessfully keep myself off of Surly.

Just like every day. Work. Outside chance with this being Texas at some right wing terrorist violence if Biden wins, especially after Fox News has been broadcasting that trump has a 91 percent chance of winning, so will prepare for that as well. 

Working doomscrolling throughout the day.

Too bad I've got a call with headquarters tomorrow afternoon, or else I would have started drinking noon.

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3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Working doomscrolling throughout the day.

Too bad I've got a call with headquarters tomorrow afternoon, or else I would have started drinking noon.

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I dig your Kubrick-spaced frames. Dat a lotta hooch!

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

work

take dog to get her teeth cleaned at Tomlinson's Feed Store

make pitcher of Old Fashions and watch returns, I like the guy on CNN the most but will mix in some PB

 

 

AISD is doing a student holiday tomorrow, and I get to watch both kids, so I gotta watch my language.  That's going to be a problem.

Alarm set for 5 so I can vote when polls open at 6.

Then come back home and walk the dogs before my 7:30 AM call. That’s all I’ve got so far.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Working from 8:30-12:00

Getting wife a facial at 1:00

Going to vote when I’m finished with facial

Going home and getting my snacks and my Valium and settling in with my dog and comfy pajamas

Staying up way too late

No work on Wednesday

Same but fixed for gender

14 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Outside chance with this being Texas at some right wing terrorist violence if Biden wins, especially after Fox News has been broadcasting that trump has a 91 percent chance of winning, so will prepare for that as well. 

No worries for you. They love that Brit accent. "It's funny in the movies!"  Stiff upper lip, chap. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Jackin

Pee

Check Surly and FB

Jackin 

Pee/Poop/Start Coffee

Jackin

See if anyone has responded to my sparkling wit on Surly or FB

Jack/drink coffee

Check out newsfeed, maybe Trump dead

Pushups/squats

Pushups/squats

Do we have a football team? Look up trivial news. 

Think about jackin

Pushups/squats

Eat something 

Shower/ possibly crank one out beforehand

What's the weather look like for this week? Look it up. Fucking awesome. 

Jack attack

Wish death upon president

Sensible lunch

Serenity Now For Go People Extreme Workout

Box of Wine

Riot

Prolly jack.

asshat wtf GIF by Cheezburger

7 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Heading to DC early in the morning. Should be a fun couple of days there. 

Used to be great to watch the polls at bullfeathers or cap lounge or such on the hill.

Work 6-6

pick up dinner

get ready for shitshow 

cry myself to sleep either way. 

 

 

6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Alarm set for 5 so I can vote when polls open at 6.

Then come back home and walk the dogs before my 7:30 AM call. That’s all I’ve got so far.

I might not make that 7:30 AM call.

You have a perfectly legit reason, you've been standing in line to vote since 5:55a-EST.  We got Nation shit to do today.

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